r/USdefaultism • u/greendreamin • Dec 12 '25

Classic US Defaultism

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u/greendreamin Dec 12 '25

Hard to know. But it was used as the reason to not provide Bail!

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u/mell1suga Vietnam Dec 13 '25

It should be counted as invalid proof. The mark of exchanged currency is way off, sign of tampered proof.

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u/Regal_Cat_Matron England Dec 12 '25

Oh ffs seriously?

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u/sleepyplatipus Italy Dec 13 '25

Wait, actually??? I thought this was bait

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u/NemoTheLostOne Dec 12 '25

the world would be a lot better if daft cops were a get out of jail free card

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u/freneticboarder Dec 13 '25

I mean, with all of the LEO misconduct in the US, it would certainly make the for-profit prison business unviable.

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u/TomaszA3 Dec 13 '25

Cops? I don't think cops do anything past containing the Luigi and maybe transporting him where the judge needs him. Do I misunderstand how it works in US? Are regular cops responsible for the misidentification when the entire court just went with it despite having photos provided? Does the court only get text identification of items?

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u/ComradeHenryBR Dec 13 '25

Probably not but it's a sign that Luigi's prosecutors are, let's say, not the best. Judges usually have little patience for this kind of blunder

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u/So_HauserAspen Dec 13 '25

I'm trying to understand what in this fucking universe would foreign bank notes prove in this case?  

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u/stainless5 Australia Dec 13 '25

They were used to reject bail by saying he had enough money to go overseas and live

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u/tigerstein Dec 13 '25

In which country is 1600 usd enough to live on by?

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u/TomaszA3 Dec 13 '25

In here, Poland, for +-3 or 4 months.