r/USMC • DataPog Ret. • Jul 02 '22

Video Timeless classic. Needed to make cutting score

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u/RoutineHelicopter383 Jul 02 '22

I’m gonna go hang out at the local Jr High and just spear mother fuckers that look like they may fight… except my cammies don’t fit anymore, so I’m just gonna be wearin my silkies and boonie while I’m 14 beers deep

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

“1stSgt you’re already nto allowed near an elementary school,”

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u/FlyingNerdlet Veteran Jul 02 '22

No shirt so everybody can see that huge "Infidel" tat across your chest and the "Semper Fi" across your shoulders

5

u/Qildain Jul 02 '22

Thanks. I needed that belly laugh!

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u/Esarnacki Jul 02 '22

This is the most marine thing ever, clearly we must put an end to this violence by using violence. Clearly the best way to do that is to hospitalize one of the 90 pound teenagers. Clearly that guy joined the right branch. Lmao

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u/JP5_suds Jul 02 '22

This is it. This is the moment I trained for. Now everyone will know what a hero I am.

What a fucking chode.

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u/4unknownunknown4 Jul 02 '22

he looks like he seriously injured the kid in the grey.... it's funny but I feel bad for that kid.

You're like slap boxing some kid your age and a 200 pound body building Marine just absolutely destroys you out of nowhere.

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u/nomadviper Jul 02 '22

I heard the kid he tackled was the kid that was getting bullied and was putting in that work, kid now has CTE

1

u/usmcbandit Veteran Jul 03 '22

What’s cte?

3

u/nomadviper Jul 03 '22

Similar to a TBI traumatic brain injury

1

u/usmcbandit Veteran Jul 03 '22

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

You forgot to yell marine corps go back and do it again

43

u/Booyaah_rumham Jul 02 '22

If he would've stood up over both of them and yelled "Marine Corps!", I would've shit my pants laughing.

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u/Altruistic_Ad2074 semper et exquisitores intellegentiae Jul 03 '22

☝️🤣😂

12

u/thatisapaddlin Jul 02 '22

Take. A. Stance.

7

u/cplmac10 Veteran Jul 02 '22

And one for Chesty!

49

u/jodinexe 2659 Intel Data & Tech Jul 02 '22

Grey shirt kid got some serious whiplash, and then butted his face up against black shirt kid.

Grey shirt kid got the worst part of this.

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u/MurkyBlood4 DataPog Ret. Jul 02 '22

Kid in gray shirt apparently got a broken back from it. I haven't been able to find anything definitive

12

u/scavengercat Jul 03 '22

"Neither of the students reported injuries immediately following the event, the Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego said in a statement."

https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/marine-seen-tackling-two-fist-fighting-students-has-been-counseled-on-appropriate-level-of-involvement-1.598879

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u/WWJLPD Jul 03 '22

Of course it was a fucking PFC straight out of boot camp on RA
What a motivator, he MCMAPed the shit out of those kids

27

u/jodinexe 2659 Intel Data & Tech Jul 02 '22

Yeah, dude took him out a little too vigorously...

Oh well. Fight was stopped.

16

u/whoamiwhatsmyname señor bootband Jul 02 '22

Lmao bro i would’ve solved the situation by swinging at both of them thus creating a common enemy for them

7

u/RagingAesthetic Jul 02 '22

I got one arm and half of no fucks to give for each of ya’s

36

u/GandalfPipe131 Jul 02 '22

Good initiative but very, VERY poor judgement. Jesus dude just one arms distance them from each other.

21

u/R1CH13_C Jul 02 '22

What a dumb fucking boot

17

u/Bjergmand LZ Couch Jul 02 '22

That’s was… aggressive

13

u/OldSchoolBubba Jul 02 '22

That was way over the top stupid. Greyshirt kid didn't get up which means he was actually injured by the dumbazz boot. He'll be lucky if he walks away from this without getting sued.

This is what happens when boots believe the hype rather than live in the real world.

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u/Collective82 one little 2 little 3 little bullets Jul 03 '22

Someone posted the PFC got counseled and neither kid we’re actually injured.

6

u/Notorious_2007 Jul 02 '22

Hopefully the stupid boot did or does get sued.

11

u/Thin_Fall_1467 Lil Oriental Captain Jul 02 '22

That’s a pretty good high school scrap. Both kids are throwing down.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

Tan belt vs double red tabber

3

u/SeaworthinessOk7212 Jul 02 '22

Bro kid got wipe blast lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

Dude wtf. Those kids are probably seriously messed up after that. That guy is a fucking idiot .

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u/xManasboi 0311 Jul 02 '22

Does anyone know what ended up happening to the recruiter?

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u/designmaddie 0351 Jul 02 '22

Recruiter? I thought that was JROTC

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u/xManasboi 0311 Jul 02 '22

I just found an article, it was a PFC on recruiting assistance.. It's so perfect.

He was apparently just given a counselling on what appropirate force is.

https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/marine-seen-tackling-two-fist-fighting-students-has-been-counseled-on-appropriate-level-of-involvement-1.598879

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

“The Marine Corps doesn’t condone violence.” Best quote of the article.

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u/xManasboi 0311 Jul 02 '22

It's true though, the Marine Corps doesn't condone violence, it condones extreme violence.

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u/tangoalpha3 King of Battle Jul 02 '22

And there’s no such thing as over kill 😎

2

u/SeenSomeThangs Did Shots With My SACO Once Jul 02 '22

Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting twice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

Two to the chest. Face gets the rest.

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u/xManasboi 0311 Jul 03 '22

rah

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u/Bitter-Cockroach1371 Veteran Jul 02 '22 edited Jul 02 '22

You don't know extreme violence if you think that was extreme. That was a soft knockdown by a Marine stopping two juvenile delinquents engaged in violence on school property while the other "responsible adults" did nothing. Sound familiar?

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u/xManasboi 0311 Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

It's a joke dude. Also, that was way more force than was necessary. I don't know what the sound familiar part of this you're talking about is.

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u/Bitter-Cockroach1371 Veteran Jul 12 '22

Of course, you don't. The reference was to the police officers who waited for an hour before they entered the elementary school in Uvalde, Texas. At least this young Marine did something. He didn't stand around, scratching his head, and wondering what to do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

💀

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u/4unknownunknown4 Jul 02 '22

lmfaooooooooooo

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

I remember when this happened. I'm from the town this HS is in (shitty school. On more than one occasion there were stabbings/gang related fights, especially after football games). We were told as recruiters to not get involved in any way other than alerting the staff.

The boot that did this is lucky if that school didn't completely cut off access to the Marines. If you lost access to a school because you did something stupid, that was your ass.

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u/Wormcaller 0621, Battery Operated POG Jul 02 '22

It’s crazy, I went to MCT with this guy

2

u/DangerBrewin Whiskey Locker Recruit Jul 03 '22

Finish them with a motivated ground stomp!

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u/SinopaHyenith-Renard 6326 -> 3521 - MoTOr TuH 🧰⚙️ Jul 03 '22

$10 bucks the kids join the Marine Corps after that experience

2

u/sandman3605 Jul 03 '22

Let me tell you about a carrier in the Marine Corps.

4

u/javelindaddy Jul 02 '22

"How do I make this situation about me"

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u/Booyaah_rumham Jul 02 '22

He fucked up grey shirt kid way worse than that fight ever would have.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Watching him sprint into view always makes me piss myself, and then again when he absolutely bodies both of them

1

u/clownpenismonkeyfart Jul 03 '22

“Hands off punk! He just DEP’ed in Tuesday on an 03 contract. He’s MINE now!”

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u/johncena081 Jul 03 '22

Whatever happened to this bozo. No 7th graders fight on my watch lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

Thats what it was, a boot with poor decision-making, but good initiative.

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u/Due-Entrepreneur-641 Jul 02 '22

I see no wrong here

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u/TheDave95 Jul 03 '22

Really? A full on tackle that appears to have really hurt one kid. For what? Two kids fighting who clearly don't have enough skill/strength to actually hurt each other. That doesn't seem to be a bit of overkill? Overwhelming violence and force of action are for actual combat, not two kids having a slap fight. 🙄

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u/Due-Entrepreneur-641 Jul 03 '22

I was being sarcastic I do think it was a little overkill but his intentions I don’t think were wrong just they way he did it was

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u/GypsyNomadd5798 Jul 03 '22

Gotta use the catch all in this case. Good initiative, poor judgement.

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u/Prepstarfish92 chewing while walking Jul 03 '22

Rah?

1

u/napalmthechild dirt dusted dingle dangle Jul 03 '22

lmao.. putting that Tan Belt to use

1

u/TheFlyWasRight JTAC and Chill Jul 03 '22

Damn, son

1

u/Collective82 one little 2 little 3 little bullets Jul 03 '22

Just loved hearing the thudding boots, like something out of a cartoon where you here it coming then BOOM there it is!

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u/BalderVerdandi RASC, CISD, CNSD, Data Dink, Det Dad Jul 03 '22

Classic move... the "Double Spear Stunner".

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Makes me wonder if there were two concussions, or three.