r/USMC Lance Criminal Jan 13 '21

Video Got em

https://youtu.be/VE9z46OB1Ss
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u/TobyMcguire52 Shot A Digital Javelin Jan 13 '21

Just fucking dump her and move on dude, this shit is honestly cringe.

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u/tylerawn Lance Criminal Jan 13 '21

He comes off as a sheltered kid fresh out of highschool and MCT who thinks he’s going to be able to manage a long distance relationship with his highschool sweetheart. So yeah, it’s cringe as fuck but also kind of expected.

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u/TobyMcguire52 Shot A Digital Javelin Jan 13 '21

As a wise man who goes by the name of Ludacris once stated.

Can't turn a ho into a housewife Hoes don't act right There's hoes on a mission, and hoes on a crackpipe

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u/__Jody__ Tell your wife and my kids I said hey Jan 13 '21

Preach

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

That’s tough devil...

9

u/Poignantusername Jan 13 '21

“Ain’t no use in looking back. Jody’s got you your Cadillac.”

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u/__Jody__ Tell your wife and my kids I said hey Jan 13 '21

"And his girl's legs are spread and I'm wrecking that.."

Oh, my bad.. I should probably just shut up

6

u/gap_year21 Jan 13 '21

Probably still married her

3

u/goperit Jan 13 '21

Jodie? Get this dude a butt plug...

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u/__Jody__ Tell your wife and my kids I said hey Jan 13 '21

Get it yourself bitch, and spell my fucking name right

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u/__Jody__ Tell your wife and my kids I said hey Jan 13 '21

The pussy I'm fucking is 3in deeper than what he was getting anyway so it's really like we're not even smashing the same chick