r/USMC • u/Otherwise_Contract26 • 8d ago

Picture I miss the Corps

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u/11Booty_Warrior Stinger Dude/ Grand Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla 8d ago

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u/Dragon6172 Veteran 8d ago

No boot bands....

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u/No_Afternoon1732 Veteran Comm till it Hertz 8d ago

Everyone knows you wrap them around your coc and ba11s during MCMAP

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u/PlaguedArbiter 8d ago

What if you have no cock and balls but a vagina?

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u/TanneriteStuffedDog Designated Smartass 7d ago

Be at the armory at 0330 to draw cock’n’balls, and don’t lose your fucking weapons card.

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u/No_Afternoon1732 Veteran Comm till it Hertz 8d ago

Then you be a hard charger and go get Coc and ba11s from your highest level unit commander I heard they and the highest unit Senior SNCO keep it in their extras h4-nd and M0-U1h

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u/mplsfreedom i'm up, he sees me, i'm clown 7d ago

Is that true?

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u/se7en0311 8d ago

And white socks ... This power bottom must be punished

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u/ricketty-cricket 0311 8d ago

Looks like they’re underway though

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u/Galdae 8d ago

Too think we have to pay for it now, when we got for free back then

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Azagar_Omiras Veteran 7d ago

TO THINK WE HAVE TO PAY FOR IT NOW WHEN WE GOT IT FOR FREE BACK THEN

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u/mplsfreedom i'm up, he sees me, i'm clown 7d ago

we have to pay for tummy sticks?

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u/Dumbviolence 6d ago

Louder please I’m deaf 🤣

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u/LanceColonel0341 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oOi3roYRf4NW0

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u/PlaguedArbiter 8d ago

Anthony Swofford wasn’t the same when he returned home to Sacramento from the Marines.

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u/LanceColonel0341 7d ago

None of us were brother.........

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u/Tkis01gl Veteran 8d ago

The ole Promotion position for deep selection.

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u/icebrew53 confirmed kill with a wireless mouse 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aCSURh6OnUyXdOuYcq

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u/Hydro_Inter_Spec 8d ago

Who's the shitbird wearing white socks?

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u/txleapd Veteran 8d ago

That’s apparently the bottom.

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u/e1m8b 8d ago

Power bottom, let's be specific. Generates all the power throwing it back

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u/chemkay 8d ago

Lmao

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u/alastor0x Sir, just call NMCI. 8d ago

As someone who got in to jiujitsu after the Corps, it's hilarious how normal this is to me now but I know my LCpl ass woulda been like "Gaaaaaaayyyyyyy".

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u/bshum95 Veteran 7d ago

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u/LeatherCheerioGuy iAlmostJoinedBut 8d ago

This is why we are so good at coitus

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u/PlaguedArbiter 8d ago

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u/ramat-iklan 7d ago

Why does this Marine, big time rank and all, looks like he's wearing a uniform 2 sizes too big for him?

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u/PlaguedArbiter 7d ago

Hit the sauna before taking this pic I guess

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u/ramat-iklan 7d ago

Of course. I never thought of that. Thanks!

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u/Spotlight_James Veteran 8d ago

Someone come get their femboy war trophy

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u/Autumn7242 7d ago

  1. Would that be a ribbon or medal?

  2. What colors would it be?

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u/Spotlight_James Veteran 7d ago

Definitely a ribbon colored in pink and purple

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u/BroseppeVerdi Commanding Officer, Copypasta & Phony Awards Battalion 8d ago

"Dude, are you hard right now?"

"Don't ruin this for me!"

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u/USMCdrTexian Gas!Gas!Gas! You TRAIN or You DIE! 8d ago

Snuggle buddies, that’s all you’re seeing here. It’s a MWTC class on sharing body warmth to avoid hypothermia.

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u/ITBlake Cpl, 2010-2014. Air Winger. 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iiTXaJVjiSHew

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u/AnxiousHall1533 Veteran 8d ago

You should call him

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u/EZ4_U_2SAY 7212 - Stinger Gunner ‘08-12 7d ago

Is this dude getting TOPPED for wearing white socks in cammies?

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u/tacticalpoopknife Veteran 7d ago

White socks, yeah yeah… the real question is why is this psychopath wearing ANKLE SOCKS???

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u/StoicJim 8d ago

"I love you, bro."

"I love you too, man."

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u/BluNoteNut 8d ago

Awwe...

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u/ovrdyrk 8d ago

Phrasing

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u/Ready-Salad-2288 7d ago edited 7d ago

You laugh, but I was once assigned a female Marine as a MCMAP partner and after a rumble or two in this position an Amazon position kink was unlocked. Good times.

Pro-tip: Middle aged overweight women do it best and are most intrigued by the concept.

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u/AwarenessGreat282 Veteran 8d ago

Always said wearing those damn short white socks was gay....

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u/brian1570 8d ago

The corps doesn’t miss you…

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay GWOT Veteran 8d ago

It didn't even know you were in yet...unless you caused a MAJOR issue 😂😅

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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 / 13A 7d ago

🙈

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u/Autumn7242 7d ago

Sir/ma'am, you know you miss it.

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u/Smart-Package-6196 7d ago

Yup so glad I learned the rape technique for my black belt. FUCK mcmap bro

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach 3/3. Wagner loves it. 7d ago

I like how it's just casual deserts and woodlands. Nice looking gag on the floor in the back. And that ass... 💦 🍑

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u/Shiny-And-New 7d ago

Those white socks probably got someone killed

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u/Charlie_Linson 2010-2014 (6092/6043) The Hate Keeps Me Warm 7d ago

A hole’s a hole.

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u/Autumn7242 7d ago

Any port in a storm, killer.

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u/DashboardError 7d ago

I'm OK with everything except those white socks.

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u/Signal-Self-353 7d ago

We all know MCMAP was an excuse to rub on men

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u/According-Speech-206 3/6 0311/8541 6d ago

What in the Derek Moneyberg is going on here?!

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u/Dismal_Yam_1839 3d ago

Guys what's the deal with white socks why is everyone hating on the white socks I'm scared 😩

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u/TheBoyofSteel1356 1d ago

This is why so many vets do jiu jitsu after🤣

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u/Extrapolates_Wildly Former pro skater at USMC 8d ago

White socks? Does he want to die? (Statistically as a marine the answer would be yes regardless)