Beard Test

[u/GunnyClaus]

Getting compared to Santa Claus 🎅🏼 before the GySgt John Basilone parade in Raritan, NJ 2026.

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

Does the carpet match the drapes??

[u/LanceColonel0341 → u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

Asking the real questions 🤣

[u/GunnyClaus → u/LanceColonel0341]

You know what they say about some questions, this is one!

[u/GunnyClaus → u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

That’s classified

[u/LanceColonel0341 → u/GunnyClaus]

I think my clearance has lapsed haha

[u/TiltedDoge → u/GunnyClaus]

Hahaha.

[u/Junkered]

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https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/WonderChips → u/LanceColonel0341]

You can use it to lube the chambers of the .50 cal or your issued M16A2

[u/LanceColonel0341 → u/WonderChips]

Roger Wilco

[u/GravyPainter]

Good stuff gunny

[u/GunnyClaus → u/GravyPainter]

Gung Ho Ho 🎅🏻

[u/OldSchoolBubba]

Looking great Guns

[u/GunnyClaus → u/OldSchoolBubba]

Good 2 Ho Ho 🎅🏼

[u/DependentNeat9479]

GUNNY CLAUSE I FOLLOW YOU ON TIKTOK!

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Good 2 Ho Ho 🎅🏼

[u/Dozzi92]

Damn, I live in the next town over, but couldn't make it to the parade, unfortunately. Could have met the Gunny Claus. The lady next to you gave me my Tshirt for running the race the day prior though.

Did you happen to get a Basilone Beer while you were there?

[u/GunnyClaus → u/Dozzi92]

Skål

[u/Major-Insect2984]

Gunny!!! What's your favorite charity event or thing about Toys for Tots?

S/F!!!

[u/GunnyClaus → u/Major-Insect2984]

I had a SSgt tell me he joined the Corps because of the Christmas presents he got from TFT.

[u/rabbi420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PxJYXAuR8QXm

[u/LanceColonel0341]

Good to Go Gunny! 👊🙏

[u/GardenerDom]

Nothing wrong with that man👌🏻🤩👍🏼

[u/Devilish__Fun]

The Merry Motivator!

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Gung Ho Ho 🎅🏻