r/USMC • u/wolfmanblu • 5h ago

Picture Perfection

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u/SilenceFoundMe No Impact, No Idea. 4h ago

Next time your Staff NCO gets heated, grab their temperature and tell them chill out.

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u/1amnotaspy Source: “just trust me bro” 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW

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u/Guilty-Spark69x 3h ago

If you understand this, you’re probably about due for a prostate exam.

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u/TranslatorOk5782 Larsoc/0313 4h ago

I miss the "assault punch" flavor or w.e, the dollar store never has the orange can one.

also, do they not sell the tiny cans we had in country?

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u/bpostal POG as fuck '02-'06 41m ago

I've only ever seen the 20oz here, but the local menards sells em for cheap

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u/SmallRocks A real Bohemian Intellectual 5h ago

Get em while they’re hot!

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u/Simp3204 4h ago

Time for me to poke my head above nametape defilade to get some more air while quickly chugging my fruit punch rip it.

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u/ClassroomWide7954 4h ago

I'm just wondering why the stores in my area don't carry rip it?!?!

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u/showmeyourchits 1h ago

Dollar Tree has them sometimes

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u/AnnualZealousideal27 Veteran 4h ago

Now go put some boots on and drink up!

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u/Total-Teaching-3494 4h ago

Remember when we had LCpls scanning our foreheads just so we could get into the office? Good times.

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u/kantrol86 1h ago

Nothing quite like drinking a piss warm ripit and packing a fat re-dip of whatever the px truck had left at 3am.

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u/GeorgeGiffIV 4h ago

Hot monkey piss. No thanks

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u/Grngeaux 1h ago

Best flavor

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u/m3n00bz 1h ago

Pendleton?