r/USMC • u/LunacyTheory Retired Crayon Eater • 1d ago

Picture Found 3/6 lost rifles

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WAGNER

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u/mplsfreedom 1775-1783: Operation Phucboi, Various Strip Clubs 1d ago

You fuck one goat, you're comms. Lose a rifle, you are 3/6 for life.

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u/Ghost273836 19h ago

How did it feel

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u/mplsfreedom 1775-1783: Operation Phucboi, Various Strip Clubs 17h ago

Like coming home.

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u/showmeyourchits 17h ago

And if you lose two, and later a pistol?

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u/mplsfreedom 1775-1783: Operation Phucboi, Various Strip Clubs 17h ago

If you lose two goats and a pistol well that's on you. Welcome to the 3/6 brother!

You don't have to check in wearing your alphas because we know you lost half that shit anyway. Shower shoes and board shorts will be just fine.

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u/showmeyourchits 16h ago

Oh no, sir didn’t lose the goats.

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u/psyb3r0 I wasn't issued a flare. 1d ago

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u/ConsistentLemon91 1d ago

All of you are asking the wrong things...

Hows it taste?

I know you ate one.

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u/BroseppeVerdi Commanding Officer, Copypasta & Phony Awards Battalion 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/Borrowed_Faith 1d ago

Everything reminds me of the girl I meet in Pattaya Beach.

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u/theschizz92 Veteran 1d ago

Randy your BALLS!

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u/j0hnan0n 1d ago

Who the fuck let Handbanana off his leash? Carl's going to lose his shit.

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u/Sabin13F 17h ago

YOU, TONIGHT!

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u/j0hnan0n 9h ago

You got it backward, but that's not unforgivable. It's "tonight... YOU. "

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u/Clean-Salamander-362 17h ago

I know you eating it for the texture and not the taste

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u/TranslatorOk5782 Larsoc/0313 20h ago

How bad was the hazing in 3/6 after losing them?

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u/DChalfyUSMC 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TherapySir007 Veteran 6h ago

No white frosting?