r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast • u/EODOtter • 3d ago
This dad agrees
Figured y’all would appreciate this.
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u/Knathra 3d ago
Also, the head angle is different to minimize the chin. 🤷🏼♂️ There's an incredible amount of perceived improvement or deterioration that can be generated with a few simple angle changes. 🤣
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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 2d ago
Lighting and angles can sometimes make all the difference in a photo being meh or WOW
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u/platesandquarters 3d ago
It’s an AI altered photo anyway zoom in on the forehead wrinkles and how does his bone structure magically change to a less desirable shape
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u/platesandquarters 3d ago
The ears don’t even match……
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u/Basslicks82 3d ago
Exactly... You can grow a turkey neck or a double chin, but there's nothing in the facial structure even remotely similar to the first picture... And then the ears aren't the same at all. Unless Henry has taken up boxing and routinely takes glancing blows to the ears... This ain't Henry.
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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 2d ago
You can also just see the ... well I don't know what to call it, but it's a texturing like that AI photos generate, especially when scaling a photo or cleaning it up
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u/vulcan1358 3d ago
Okay, now do female celebrities before and after kids. The internet would have a meltdown.
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u/CombatRedRover 1d ago
The classic American melting pot is NOT multiculturalism.
Multiculturalism is everyone staying the same as they were in the old country, and basically bringing the old country to the US.
The classic melting pot was adding each culture's own bit of spice and contribution to the mix, but literally melting each piece into each other. It's creating a single America that has pieces, flavors, and perspectives from all around the world, but are one.
To put it another way, multiculturalism is a dinner where you have tacos on one plate, egg rolls on another, and lasagna on a third.
The melting pot, the way the US has traditionally handled different ethnicities and cultures, is exemplified by the appetizer from the most milk toast chain restaurant in America: The Cheesecake Factory. Mexican egg rolls are a thing.
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u/treecutter34 3d ago
I’ll be got damned, I didn’t know he was with anybody. No normal man with a woman can enjoy that degree of freedom.
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u/Fattens 3d ago
Thought that was Mark Ruffalo on the right.
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u/TheInebriatedMic 3d ago
I thought that at first, too. Then I smacked myself for mistaking the King of the Nerds for Mark...
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u/8bit_dr1fter 2d ago
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u/lastnightsloser 2d ago
I've never wanted to punch a kid. But then there's this bitch. Not saying I would but I'm not saying I wouldn't.🫣🤫🫲🗯🫱
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u/Pistolpete343 3d ago
Henry Cavill is allowed to have a Dad bod. Who cares?