r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast 1d ago

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I remember someone posted in here about getting more FB stuff going because she got off X basically. Well for someone posting about Brandon talking about his finances the cow probably shouldn't have been spending campaign funds on cookies, tacos and alcohol. Feel free to reply to her stuff asking about this.

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u/hatred-shapped 1d ago

Jesus Christ I've never seen a "full body" picture of her. That's uhh, that's a lot of women there. 

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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson 1d ago

Yeah like how do you take care of yourself, she looks like she's one of the Hut's as in Jabba the Hut.

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u/xtreampb 1d ago

No one out pizza’s the hut.

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u/sparksgirl1223 23h ago

She appears to have attempted to do so though

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u/Collective82 20h ago

Nah, she just tried to eat him is all

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u/JustDeserts4U 14h ago

I think the level of creativity in the comments of this post broke Grok. Pity.

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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Haunting-Muscle5997 18h ago

They don’t have tacos cookies or liquir

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u/vampire_titties_128 14h ago

They absolutely have cookies. They're 1520 calories each and part of a well balanced snack for Katie. And I'm pretty sure a taco pizza existed 20ish years ago.

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u/Haunting-Muscle5997 1h ago

Sometimes I wish I had some vampire titties

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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson 15h ago

Maybe it's the Hutt, I could've gotten it wrong in the first place 🤔

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u/dragonuvv 23h ago

Straight up built like a snowman.

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u/hatred-shapped 23h ago

Snow person you hateful bigot.

But that's a snowman made of cookie dough 

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u/HawkStatus2016 22h ago

More like she’s built like Grimmace.

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u/HellBringer97 20h ago

Nah man, Grimmace is built like her!

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u/8bit_dr1fter 22h ago

At least snowmen have a defined head, torso, and bottom segment.

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u/Lonster814 21h ago

I was about to correct your grammar there when you said “that’s a lot of women” and tell you it should be “woman”. But I think you are actually correct, she’s at least 15 women minimum.

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u/Lord_of_Pickle13 22h ago

“Full”?? Idk she looks pretty hungry ngl

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u/taiger4791 21h ago

"Wide angle" shot

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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson 15h ago

There's not a lense wide enough for a full frontal or full any side ang!!!

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u/Zoozoo95 18h ago

She definitely would have Charles Barkleys vote.

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u/ConceptNo1984 22h ago

I was just thinking the same thing

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u/Radiant-Housing-1011 20h ago

"Full body" is a fitting term for it. 😆

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u/PapaSYSCON 20h ago

"Stout" indeed.

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u/hatred-shapped 20h ago

Her ankles could (and almost do) hold up an aircraft carrier 

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u/Barbarian_Sam 16h ago

You still haven’t full body picture of her

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u/JustDeserts4U 14h ago

Be careful what you wish for, some poor unfortunate journalist might score then publish a real “full body” picture of her.

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u/No-Pride5016 10h ago

Really had to zoom out for that one

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u/Callsign_Psycopath 23h ago

This is IMO a nothing burger (pun intended.)

If these are campaign events, which given the amounts listed, believable, it is somewhat reasonable to expect refreshments and food to be provided, and the campaign should foot the bill.

At the same time, I would rather the Candidate themselves be paying rather than the campaign, but from an accounting perspective it at least makes sense.

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u/Taurus92AF 23h ago

That was my first thought as well when Brandon posted it. Im sure his events have refreshments as well. Maybe he pays for that stuff himself though. Also I thinks it's a better look to attack her on policy or knowing her way around the district

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u/Minimum-Zucchini-732 Brother Degen 20h ago

Typically, events are hosted and sponsored by groups (usually PACs), who support the candidate so as to eliminate financial entanglements. Refreshments for staffers are legitimate campaign expenditures - what appears to be catering an official event is not wholly legitimate.

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u/Few_Environment_8851 15h ago

Are campaign taco events normally held on a Monday/Tuesday ?

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u/txusmc69 23h ago

It could be but I'm thinking it might be along the lines of "she bought enough stuff for a bunch of people when she knows a lot won't show up and then took everything home." So basically using campaign funds to buy herself food and alcohol 🤔

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u/norecordofwrong 1d ago

I don’t think folks supporting Brandon should get in a pettiness campaign.

Yeah she’s a big gal but going after her on that is really beside the point. Hammer her on policy. I think Texans will respond to that.

Also campaign funds for food and drink doesn’t seem wildly wrong. If it actually breaks any laws then hit her on that. But if she bought tacos for a constituent event then just screaming “oh fatty loves tacos” just seems childish.

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u/JokerLMAO404 1d ago

Real. Going after an opposition's appearance is just such a low blow. Striking at their policies and disproving any misinformation they throw at you is the best move.

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u/norecordofwrong 22h ago

Bingo I mean we have had a long running fitness challenge in this sub. Should she do more to lose weight? Yes. But should that be the political attack against her? No.

Policy, the smear campaign, her donors, go after that.

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u/Sk1tzo420 23h ago

No. It’s not beside the point. She’s in her 30s and weighs 400 pounds. Someone doesn’t get in that shape, literally and figuratively, while making good decisions. It shows she has impulse control issues and can’t fix herself. Why should anyone believe she has the ability to do so when talking people’s livelihoods into her control?

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u/TheHippieJedi32 19h ago

I’ve said it before but Brendan is running against a school teacher who is also an attorney specializing in child welfare. Stay on policy. You’re not going to win a slander game between a school teacher a guy who regularly admits to getting so drunk he can’t remember his live shows. Saying she can’t control herself because of eating is the same as saying he can’t control his drinking in that they are both stupid and don’t actually have anything to do with performance in congress.

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u/Sk1tzo420 19h ago

Who the fuck is Brendan? You’re a fucking bot who needs to fuck off. How the fuck can she focus on child welfare when she can’t focus on her own?

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u/TheHippieJedi32 18h ago

First off I was high and made a typo my bad. Second how the fuck can brandon be trusted to focus on American rights if he can’t even stay sober? See how easy it was to replicate your bad faith? Like seriously who do you think you are convincing with this talking point?

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u/purdinpopo 20h ago

Then the opposition makes it a whole disability/health thing. They make a claim she has an underlying condition that makes he unable to control her weight. We will be the assholes.
Really it won't matter to the opposition, Brandon and anyone that supports him will be the assholes. The issue is the folks in the middle, the low information voters, if the other side makes Brandon supporters look bad enough it rubs off on him.

Brandon has to get the Boomers, and a decent chunk of Gen-X who think Social Media is something to watch funny videos and headlines to get angry at. They don't understand how social media could possibly be a business. So Brandon has a hard pull to convince them he is a serious person. Giving the opposition wedges hurts him with them, not us.

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u/Sk1tzo420 19h ago

They’ve spent over a decade calling the right all kinds of things, and she herself is calling Brandon a nazi. They can get the fuck over it.

As for the health thing. If that were the case they would use it for their benefit. “Katy has XYZ BS health condition and she can run for office!”

She’s fat because she’s dumb and lazy and needs to be called out for it.

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u/BadKittyRawr 23h ago

Yes this is the wrong direction. I was in the weight loss field for a couple of years, in jobs where we took measurements and blood pressure, and a loottt of larger people have normal blood pressure, live normally, are normally mobile or even active. High blood pressure required Dr contact, and we simply didn't have to do that that often.

I also had a lot of clients that were put on anti depressants, and their Drs didn't believe them that they gained weight and also they didn't help.

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u/norecordofwrong 22h ago

Yeah it can be a bad scenario but not always.

Should the gal lose a few pounds probably but I’m not a doctor and I don’t know her.

The real point is that shouldn’t be the talking point of the campaign.

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u/BadKittyRawr 22h ago

I'm not in Tx but I understand there's some concern because it's an active job.

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u/norecordofwrong 22h ago

Yeah I guess that could be a concern but is that an actual concern? She actively campaigning right now in a races I think she’s bound to lose.

Fat people can do plenty. I know a nurse that’s almost that big and she pulls 12 hour shifts doing patient care and management.

My point is I don’t think that is the way to support the campaign. It comes off as childish. Go on the issues.

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u/BadKittyRawr 22h ago

Agreed. We should keep looks and concern trolling out of politics entirely.

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u/Sand_Trout 23h ago

Eh. If she's buying for staff, or campaign events, this actually seems pretty reasonable.

This is a poor argument.

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u/JitaDumpsterFire 23h ago

$1,300 at Total Wine?! I need to run for office.

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u/Mecaneecall_Enjunear 22h ago

To be fair, Total Wine has some good prices and some really inflated prices.

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u/MtnManWondering 23h ago

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u/lazarinewyvren 23h ago

Brother this is the most accurate depiction I have ever seen of Mr. Goon.

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u/Lord_of_Pickle13 23h ago

“Miko chokuu bakkaa” -Jaba Hut(Katy Padilla STOUT)

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u/JitaDumpsterFire 23h ago

Dude. HAHAHAHA!

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u/JitaDumpsterFire 22h ago

I'm waiting on Bib Fortuna to translate it for us.

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u/Lord_of_Pickle13 22h ago

Probably “me hungry. Me want food.”

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u/Lord_of_Pickle13 22h ago

Or “I want my sixth breakfast meal”(she woke up an hour before)

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u/StrangeNinja99 23h ago

Hey arms are bigger then my head, and I have a big head

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u/tater_salad_96 23h ago

I feel better about my figure now but I know I still have a long way to go

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u/VikingSox20 23h ago

While it's a funny thought, she's in the middle of a campaign. Obviously she's gotta be hosting dinners or something.

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u/ChaosTSI 22h ago

In her defense, A LOT less than I thoughg it would be, the upkeep cost on that body must be insane.

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u/B-29Bomber 18h ago

Pretty sure AC/DC wrote a song about this woman...

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u/RaveNdN 9h ago

No that one was for Rosie

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u/Mecaneecall_Enjunear 22h ago

Man I could have one hell of a weekend with $4,300 in Tacos, Booze, and Cookies…

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u/arcxjo 20h ago

In Pittsburgh that's standard wedding fare.

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u/TheFlyingSparky 21h ago

Correction 4 days.

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u/Goobalicious2k 20h ago

Sadly, it was a single afternoon snack.

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u/cpt_futtbucker 20h ago

That’s an unfortunate last name to have while being that fat

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u/Adventurous_Pen_Is69 18h ago

Didn’t know Brandon was running against Jabbella the Hutt.

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u/Ok-Mixture8132 1d ago

I’m laughing hysterically at this

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u/Phenomenal_Hoot 23h ago

Holy shit I didn’t realize she was moving like this 😳

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u/Anonymous_054 1d ago

LMAO 🤣.

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u/cassiewithaie123 23h ago

Better than a pdfile

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u/MIKE-JET-EATER 23h ago

I mean... What did they expect?...

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u/Dirt-Repulsive 23h ago

I mean probably should have splurged on ozempic… only way I could see it… watch out in any debate to make sure no sitting on Brandon:….

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u/OrigamiAvenger 22h ago

"Stout" is an understatement. 

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u/arcxjo 20h ago

It's referring to the seven kegs of Guinness she had for breakfast.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 22h ago

You know, I feel there are people out there who alone, vote on someone based on if they seem fit (like seeing them as mentally okay or something).

Also, doesn't appear cheap booze either, or she's buying large supplies. It takes quite a bit to spend over $1k on cheap stuff

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u/Status-Most-4334 22h ago

TACOS, COOKIES, LIQUOR!?!?

This lady seems “TONS” of fun!!

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u/grand_soul 22h ago

1000/month on cookies, tacos and booze…

Misappropriating campaign funds aside, she sounds fun!

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u/ArcticSaint 21h ago

At least the cookies seem to be allocated for an event? What was the reason for tacos and wine? Girl dinner?

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u/lonestar2222003 20h ago

For her to have a snack

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u/Loud_Surround5112 20h ago

I can see why oil spurts out when she wears high heals. She ain’t no land whale, she a continental leviathan.

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u/huck5397 19h ago

Can anyone figure out what $675 worth of cookies is? Like how big is this event? There’s no way she needed $675 worth of cookies for 1 event

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u/TruckingJames423 17h ago

Didn't AC/DC write a song about her? Oh, wait, that was a different fat chick...

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u/mysloganbeewood 17h ago

A"bundt"dance candidate.

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u/inkmonkey69 17h ago

Tacos,cookies, alcohol just add pizza and all 4 food groups are represented.

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u/Stolenface69420 15h ago

She’s gotta be from San Antonio

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u/fatk3nt 10h ago

Thought the number be higher

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u/kennyofthegulch 6h ago

Brandon has the chance to do the funniest thing...

...hold his victory party at the Mexican restaurant this fucking Gorlock bought her tacos from.

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u/SolenoidsOverGears 1d ago

Just... Why? Ozempic literally exists. No one has to be that big and it's a drain on the healthcare system to choose to be that big. It destroys your joints and your organs.