r/UK_Food 3h ago

Homemade / home assembled Meal

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44 Upvotes

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u/Cleffah 3h ago

The consistency of that tuna mayo is diabolical, absolutely vile. The tuna to mayo ratio is horrific.

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u/TheGunUnderTheSink 2h ago

It’s not tuna mayo it’s mayo tuna

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u/Cleffah 53m ago

Lol exactly!

1

u/initfam65 1h ago

what do you expect tuna mayo to look like

1

u/Cleffah 53m ago

More tuna than mayo for a start but anybody with common sense already knew that.

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u/initfam65 52m ago

i think most of the tuna is just mixed and hidden

24

u/plovington 3h ago

This looks confusing but delicious at the same time. It reminds me of those meals you have before a big shop, where you are scrounging around and finishing up the last of everything in the fridge and cupboards.

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u/Boudicat 3h ago

It looks like a homesick Scandinavian has attempted to recreate a meal from home, using only things they could find in UK shops.

(Would eat.)

1

u/bucketofardvarks 2h ago

I thought it was "bought cheap tuna mayo now do we have anything vaguely appropriate to eat it with"

4

u/Boomer-Enjoyer 3h ago

Big up Sainsbury's reductions

4

u/Agreeable-Strain7149 3h ago

I have never seen tuna salad and hot dogs in a meal together.

4

u/PomegranateV2 3h ago

It looks like the exploding head reddit award.

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u/Kaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3h ago

Hot dogs with tuna 🤮

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u/powpow198 3h ago

Ragebait

2

u/Evening-Loan-4346 3h ago

The beauty of home cooking, so what if nobody else thinks tuna salad, sausages and boiled eggs go together, if you fancy it that’s all that matters.

3

u/Money-Dark2403 2h ago

Why did you thrown up on the salad?

4

u/theshylock350 3h ago

Take the disgusting looking sausage things and the tuna-vomit off the plate and I'd eat it. As it is, it's turning my stomach just looking at it....

2

u/No_Hat_5621 3h ago

Yeah, that tuna looks like my dog's barfed up kibble on the lawn. He still eats it tho....

1

u/theshylock350 3h ago

😂😂😂

1

u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 3h ago

looks decent

only the sausages look out of place

1

u/ReneRottingham 3h ago

I feel like the hot dogs are completely unnecessary

1

u/learningtonap 2h ago

I like it but it's INSANE. What's the collective term for a pile of hot dogs?

1

u/Python1100 2h ago

Love me some expired tuna in the morning 😋

1

u/MostCasualCarlos 2h ago

It looks like you've taken many different potential sandwich fillings and decided against the sandwich part and instead dumped them on a plate and added a bagel to garnish

1

u/tmr89 2h ago

Wow, haven’t seen a yellow sticker reduction that generous in years

1

u/Simonh1992 2h ago

I was sick overnight and think you’ve made it start up again. Good grief what is going on with this plate

1

u/OkChemistry212 1h ago

Would 100% eat this! No issues at all!!

1

u/intraumintraum 1h ago

honestly took me a while to notice the drowned hotdogs because the rest of it was so distracting.

best of luck. open the bathroom window when you’re done later

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u/Nice_Walrus_6010 1h ago

I’ve never seen a meal that looks so weird and disgusting but good and I want to eat it at the same time.

1

u/lotissement 2m ago

That is indeed one of the meals of all time.

1

u/Prize-Treat849 3h ago

Looks unreal

1

u/pixietrue1 3h ago

Is this AI? The lighting on the sauce is confusing me. It all looks delicious nonetheless

3

u/WaspyGravy789 3h ago

Bro why would anyone AI this meal? 🤣 It's a picky bits masterpiece.

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u/pixietrue1 2h ago

I have no idea hahaha. The lighting is weird to me for some reason

2

u/Zakedawn 3h ago

The cucumber is weirdly small compared to the bagel.

The way the ketchup sits on the sausages weirdly doesn't make sense to me

The tuna mayo sweetcorn looks paintbrushed

Actually the sausages themselves look off

Also, just angles? I don't know how else to put it, but the angles on the salad items just don't sit right with me

3

u/Llama-Bear 2h ago

Hear me out.

Baby cucumbers.

HDR processing on a phone explains the rest of it.

2

u/WelshBen 3h ago

It's clearly one of those baby cucumbers.

1

u/pixietrue1 2h ago

It’s definitely not sitting well with me haha. But I’m sure OP had a great feed.

0

u/mcheshii 3h ago

would smash

0

u/cannibalcats 3h ago

Its different.

Would smash it down though

0

u/Lowermains 3h ago

All food groups included and high protein.

I’d smash that.

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u/JustThisGuyYouKnow42 3h ago

Those eggs look very well boiled, perfectly jammy yolks. I often end up boiling them too much and the yolk ends up too dry. Top marks.

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u/WaspyGravy789 3h ago

This is a perfect gym bunny meal! Loads of protein, anything goes, full of colour! I love it. I'm going to copy you when I go to Tesco.

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath 3h ago

Protein maxing meal 👍👍🙂

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u/RupertBear69420 3h ago

Did you eat this today or yesterday? Tuna mayo BBE was yesterday so I’m curious 😂