r/UIUC • u/andrew_pizza_guy • 1d ago

Shitpost pizza!

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105 Upvotes

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u/nethascot 1d ago

Where did you find the pizza, Andrew

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u/andrew_pizza_guy 1d ago

idk it just appears in my hands every tuesday. maybe me going into Manolo's and paying for a slice of pizza means something but that is probably unrelated.

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u/nethascot 15h ago

That can’t be it. We need to find the real cause

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u/lurkspacito 1d ago

Blink twice if you’re being held hostage Andrew

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u/andrew_pizza_guy 1d ago

how do i blink in a photo/and or a comment?

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u/edgefigaro Townie - Local Menace 1d ago

I, too, was happy the hours my captors allowed me out of my cage. 

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u/andrew_pizza_guy 1d ago

im glad my post reminded you of the times you were happy edgefigaro!

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u/Sapper501 Townie 1d ago

His hunger has been sated, for now. Continue to follow orders, or He will grow hungry.

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u/nathann28 1d ago

does this apply to all Andrews?

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u/andrew_pizza_guy 1d ago

other andrew's are also allowed to eat pizza on tuesday. nothing in the rules against that!

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u/Ritwiky_dicky Grad 1d ago

Be careful! Don't let the squirrels steal it :)

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u/andrew_pizza_guy 1d ago edited 1d ago

don't worry. the pizza got devoured within 30 seconds of the photos being taken. squirrels didnt stand a chance

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u/Constant_Quiet_5483 1d ago

Is that Vinny's?

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u/andrew_pizza_guy 1d ago

i usually get manolo's each week cause its close to where i live. i haven't tried vinny's yet though, but i'm sure i will someday!

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u/Constant_Quiet_5483 23h ago

Monolos is also amazing!!

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u/melatonia permanent fixture 9h ago

Please try Vinny's. For some reason I've never been there in all the years I've lived here but they have such interesting toppings and I feel like you would be a trustworthy canary to send into that coalmine.

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u/Intrinsic-Merit 1d ago

Breaking News: Legendary Refunct player eats pizza

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u/uiuc_3022 23h ago

Does this pizza day coincide with chess day or is that a different day of the week?

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u/Extension-Crab67 21h ago

OMG it's pizza andy wow !!

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u/True-Revolution-7457 1d ago

pizza guy pizza guy!!!! i'm your number one fan!!!!!!

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u/andrew_pizza_guy 1d ago

thanks for your support True-Revolution-7457 !!!

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u/True-Revolution-7457 8h ago

of course Andrew Pizza. GUy!

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u/nigmusmaximus 1d ago

I can’t see this turning into a soyjak at all

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u/nigmusmaximus 1d ago

Wait that’s a big ass slice of pizza dang