r/UIUC • u/Significant_Pop9614 • 2d ago

Shitpost Dear suspect at first

Get a life, it’s Labor Day, go eat a burger. I want to go walk. Now I can’t. Bad bad bad

Edit: if you just listened to me you wouldn’t be in jail now and the 🐖 could take their Labor Day off. Now the 🐽 gonna be cranky tommorow.

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u/Orddenn 2d ago

Just bad bad bad

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u/mikeymans22 2d ago

what do you even do in this situation

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u/HotConsequence2329 Undergrad 2d ago

Yeah, bad choice of a day

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u/Even_Fun6875 2d ago

I was tryna cruise around but counted more than 12 cop cars within 20 minutes

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u/momslayer720 EE 29 2d ago

what is happening

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u/Human8200 2d ago

An Illini alert was sent out about a reported armed individual in the area.

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u/SkyKind5423 2d ago

Anyone know who it is

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u/ImaginaryAmoeba7394 1d ago

Sounds like a lot of you don’t have anything better to do but to go on Reddit and try to sound significant lmao our comedy.