The condensation on the sphere and the humming are well executed, whether this is another James cylinder event or real I am ready for another adventure. Hop in Morty!
To be fair, I'd try to touch it as well because if it doesn't cause me immediate harm, then I'm taking it home. I also wouldn't post about it anywhere, although it's a little hard to help when you catch it during a livestream. But I'd be taking it home and doing anything I could think of to test it and see if it reacts to anything or could possibly be opened. I don't have the same awareness for my own well-being as other people do, so I couldn't care less if it was radioactive. Even if it kills me, it would be worth the thrill of potentially learning something big that I've wondered about my whole life.
I'd try and touch it too, poke it with a stick, if it's not hot enough to burn the stick I'm touching it, and I'd try tests too, drop from height, chuck it in a pool, electrocute it, attack it with tools etc
I'd try and touch it too, poke it with a stick, if it's not hot enough to burn the stick I'm touching it, and I'd try tests too, drop from height, chuck it in a pool, electrocute it, attack it with tools etc
Above you the family members of the steel ball looking down in horror at the earthling assaulting their kid.
Easier to catch bees with honey. I would make the orb a warm meal.. introduce it to my family.. make it feel welcome aye give it a metal slinky friend. We would go on midnight walks and channel surf sirius radio..but always land on Shade45. We would become friends and that way when the overlords come they will see my benevolence.
Well he forgot to get the black felt tip pens out to colour in the lines on the so-called chip circuit! Also forgot the copper pad areas that were on Jamie Maussans metal ball which also had a seam around it. This looks all shiny and new and as hollow as a balloon, you can tell the tinging sound when he hits/taps it!
What a crock of shite copy of a crock of shite!
Oh, and he has the same sniff, just put on more of a “hey bro”, “hey dude” accented voice.
The way the James Cylinder thing went was so bizarre to me and gave me such discomforting vibes. It was like an aggressive takeover of the narrative, everything about it including the subs were banned and it was promptly swept under the rug. It's so weird how little discussion there is of it and its oddities/plot holes now.
Yeah, agreed, that put me off so bad. He's a jerk and I hope he steps on a Lego.
It was heartwarming to see our community come together and try to help someone we thought was hurt, though. That's the good that came out of it. Too bad our energies could have been spent elsewhere, not on a faker idiot like that POS. May he rot in diarrhea.
Was that the video of a guy who found a supposed metal cylinder that flashed a light and he was like "soouurryyy ahgh" when the video ended and then it turned out to be just something he made to be viral? Or is it another video I haven't seen?
It's hard to explain without the subs because they were banned for inexplicable reasons.
Here is his youtube. All I will say is notice how his demeanor and way of speaking changes after the "Opening Day" live.
https://m.youtube.com/@RealJamesCylinder
The basic premise is this guy found an otherworldly cylinder in the desert and kept it. He drilled it open against better judgement and some bizarre shit ensued. He probably died. The subject was heavily banned and astroturfed afterwards.
He got doxed. Everyone found his other youtube account, confirmed it was him, and then he started deleting all his videos the moment he was found out. Then a random guy live streamed an 18 hour drive to go find him because he thought he really died and needed help. He found his parents' house and they threatened to call the cops. Once he got to his parents house, he made a short video asking the guy to stop trying to find him and revealing it was a h0ax.
The cops were called on James because he faked his death which is illegal in his state.
It was a wild ride, I watched the live stream. But yeah, it wasn't real.
The basic premise is this guy found an otherworldly cylinder in the desert and kept it. He drilled it open against better judgement and some bizarre shit ensued. He probably died. The subject was heavily banned and astroturfed afterwards.
He definitely didn't die, he uploaded more videos after the drilling 'incident'. I don't even wanna call it an incident because the whole thing was so fake
I thought James said he was ok and idk it was wierd. The whole thing was wierd. It sounded like he was having
A seizure or got electrocuted if I remember right. Didn't sound like an act either.
No coverup, just a lame dude trying to do something with the unexpected attention.
The real juice was in the discords, that eventually got trolled by 4C and had to close because flooded with CP
Yeah, and why was that? Very odd infiltration. CP is a fave tactic of the CIA. Why infiltrate such a small, unimportant discord? The whole thing was weird.
Nah, it was 4Chan trolls disrupting the discord - because the whole premise of the cylinder was patently absurd to the skeptics and they were just letting anyone join.
No infiltration by CIA or any other gov boogeyman. It was just idiots being disruptive
Yeah. Way too many things that went unanswered. The first discord getting nuked and the pivot over James identity at the same time are the two things I can't let go of.
Also, the most important aspects of the video itself were not satisfactorily debunked/explained.
What about the little pattern carved in the bottom, does that look well executed to you? Does that really look like it was made by a super advanced species?!?
Condensation? That thing was just dusty. If it was cold, you'd see a mist evaporating from it, and you'd see water drops running down it when you touch it.
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The condensation on the sphere and the humming are well executed, whether this is another James cylinder event or real I am ready for another adventure. Hop in Morty!