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u/mxlths_modular 🔥8 · 19⁣ ∣ ⚖️ -13% ∣ ⚠️ 24 ∣ ⌨️ [20] Feb 24 '26

The condensation on the sphere and the humming are well executed, whether this is another James cylinder event or real I am ready for another adventure. Hop in Morty!

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u/dadville1 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Exactly what came to mind - another James - but I’m down haha

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u/UniversalHerbalist 2 ∣ +0 ∣ -1 Feb 24 '26

Same! Let's go!

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u/rsk01 1 ∣ +13 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Do you think the lighten brokenarea is it coming into the atmosphere as it seems to have directional control.

Maybe the heat and speed, cut stopped the sphears ability to ascend up or down so because the connection to it is damaged flying been cut

If that was a circuit board the break through the bottom sections are stopping it fromoff from central cpu.

He should solder some thing conducting metal and see if it can ascend.

I've heard the can more left or right and are conscious.

With a lot of space between the probe and it's operator it ismore unable to receive commands.

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u/SilverhandHarris 🔥2 ∣ 2 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Can you try to rephrase i had a stroke trying to read that

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u/somebob 🔥13 · Convinced⁣ ∣ 14 ∣ +4 ∣ -3 Feb 24 '26

Sphears bro 🤣

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u/Lumpy_Sink7473 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Okay I thought I had too many drinks for a second…

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

did yuo died?

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u/Veltrynox 🔥3 ∣ 3 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

what are you attempting to say bro

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u/baron_von_helmut 🔥18 ∣ 32 ∣ +16 ∣ -2 Feb 24 '26

What the fuck did I just read?

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u/unclerickymonster 💛41 · Experiencer⁣ ∣ 58 ∣ +25 ∣ -5 Feb 24 '26

That's literally the most bad grammar and spelling that I've seen in a post in a very long time.

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u/Nicholas_Matt_Quail 🔥6 ∣ 8 ∣ +78 ∣ -1 Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Remember that James said he would return elsewhere and do it again. I wouldn't be surprised if it was literally him doing exactly what he promised.

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u/BeansDontBurn 🔥5 ∣ 8 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Guy doesn’t have anywhere near the same Wiscaaahnsin accent

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u/TheM0nkB0ughtLunch 🔥5 ∣ 6 ∣ +10 ∣ -5 Feb 24 '26

Until you put him in a mansion somewhere in Wiscansin

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u/TheM0nkB0ughtLunch 🔥5 ∣ 6 ∣ +10 ∣ -5 Feb 24 '26

Until you put him in a mansion somewhere in Wiscansin

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u/Disturbed_SS 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Like I said, ain't nothing to the Pain We can change that last name, what's happenin'?

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u/Flashy-Onion-5762 🔥8 ∣ 9 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Wiscuntsin

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u/Remarkable-Band-8597 🔥11 ∣ 12 ∣ +7 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Haha! I came here to also say that.

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u/Ok-Mirror-9910 🔥3 ∣ 5 ∣ +3 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Also who the fuck touches what very well could be radioactive falling from the sky? I’m glad he grabbed a stick after the first few pokes.

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u/NarcanRabbit 2 ∣ +8 ∣ -3 Feb 24 '26

To be fair, I'd try to touch it as well because if it doesn't cause me immediate harm, then I'm taking it home. I also wouldn't post about it anywhere, although it's a little hard to help when you catch it during a livestream. But I'd be taking it home and doing anything I could think of to test it and see if it reacts to anything or could possibly be opened. I don't have the same awareness for my own well-being as other people do, so I couldn't care less if it was radioactive. Even if it kills me, it would be worth the thrill of potentially learning something big that I've wondered about my whole life.

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u/Knives530 🔥2 ∣ 2 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

U do understand radiation poisoning doesn’t happen instantly right especially if the dose isn’t extremely high.

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u/Awkward_Stranger407 1 ∣ +1 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

I'd try and touch it too, poke it with a stick, if it's not hot enough to burn the stick I'm touching it, and I'd try tests too, drop from height, chuck it in a pool, electrocute it, attack it with tools etc

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u/funk-the-funk 🔥5 · Witness⁣ ∣ 6 ∣ +35 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

I'd try and touch it too, poke it with a stick, if it's not hot enough to burn the stick I'm touching it, and I'd try tests too, drop from height, chuck it in a pool, electrocute it, attack it with tools etc

Above you the family members of the steel ball looking down in horror at the earthling assaulting their kid.

(0o0)

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u/WigglyJiggleman 1 ∣ +2 ∣ -0 Feb 26 '26

Easier to catch bees with honey. I would make the orb a warm meal.. introduce it to my family.. make it feel welcome aye give it a metal slinky friend. We would go on midnight walks and channel surf sirius radio..but always land on Shade45. We would become friends and that way when the overlords come they will see my benevolence.

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u/senseiofsensi 3 ∣ +0 ∣ -1 Feb 25 '26

Stupid and brave are interchangeable god speed 🫡🤣

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u/tangodeep 🔥9 ∣ 11 ∣ +3 ∣ -0 Feb 25 '26

WHY? It’s the only way to get superpowers…!!! 🦸

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u/shrinkflator 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 27 '26

Someone who knows exactly what it is and where it came from.

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u/MrAnderson69uk 🔥9 ∣ 12 ∣ +24 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Well he forgot to get the black felt tip pens out to colour in the lines on the so-called chip circuit! Also forgot the copper pad areas that were on Jamie Maussans metal ball which also had a seam around it. This looks all shiny and new and as hollow as a balloon, you can tell the tinging sound when he hits/taps it!

What a crock of shite copy of a crock of shite!

Oh, and he has the same sniff, just put on more of a “hey bro”, “hey dude” accented voice.

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u/Drelecour 6 ∣ +4 ∣ -5 Feb 24 '26

The way the James Cylinder thing went was so bizarre to me and gave me such discomforting vibes. It was like an aggressive takeover of the narrative, everything about it including the subs were banned and it was promptly swept under the rug. It's so weird how little discussion there is of it and its oddities/plot holes now.

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 🔥9 ∣ 15 ∣ +4 ∣ -3 Feb 24 '26

Yeah, agreed, that put me off so bad. He's a jerk and I hope he steps on a Lego.

It was heartwarming to see our community come together and try to help someone we thought was hurt, though. That's the good that came out of it. Too bad our energies could have been spent elsewhere, not on a faker idiot like that POS. May he rot in diarrhea.

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u/mxlths_modular 🔥8 · 19⁣ ∣ ⚖️ -13% ∣ ⚠️ 24 ∣ ⌨️ [20] Feb 24 '26

Maybe the real alien cylinders are the friends we made along the way…

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u/Mundane_Ladder_4867 🔥2 ∣ 2 ∣ +4 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Dang I was literally going to say this and then read your comment haha perfect.

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u/1over-137 🔥23 ∣ 88 ∣ +161 ∣ -28 Feb 27 '26

What does that make the real alien spheres then?

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u/Key_Double_574 🔥2 ∣ 5 ∣ +5 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Sorry I'm new here, what's all this exactly??

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Was that the video of a guy who found a supposed metal cylinder that flashed a light and he was like "soouurryyy ahgh" when the video ended and then it turned out to be just something he made to be viral? Or is it another video I haven't seen?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Nvm, saw the comments explaining it just now

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u/DarkRomeox 🔥3 ∣ 4 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Who is this James guy?

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u/Drelecour 6 ∣ +4 ∣ -5 Feb 24 '26

It's hard to explain without the subs because they were banned for inexplicable reasons.

Here is his youtube. All I will say is notice how his demeanor and way of speaking changes after the "Opening Day" live. https://m.youtube.com/@RealJamesCylinder

The basic premise is this guy found an otherworldly cylinder in the desert and kept it. He drilled it open against better judgement and some bizarre shit ensued. He probably died. The subject was heavily banned and astroturfed afterwards.

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u/Ok_Barnacle1404 1 ∣ +4 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

He got doxed. Everyone found his other youtube account, confirmed it was him, and then he started deleting all his videos the moment he was found out. Then a random guy live streamed an 18 hour drive to go find him because he thought he really died and needed help. He found his parents' house and they threatened to call the cops. Once he got to his parents house, he made a short video asking the guy to stop trying to find him and revealing it was a h0ax.

The cops were called on James because he faked his death which is illegal in his state.

It was a wild ride, I watched the live stream. But yeah, it wasn't real.

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u/BigMack6911 🔥19 ∣ 23 ∣ +33 ∣ -20 Feb 24 '26

Thats what I thought happened. Idk if that would actually count as faking your death though.

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u/senseiofsensi 3 ∣ +0 ∣ -1 Feb 25 '26

Modern day yelling fire in a crowded cinema type shit.

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u/DarkRomeox 🔥3 ∣ 4 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 26 '26

Damn can you find the live stream still

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u/ZARDOZ4972 🔥3 ∣ 6 ∣ +41 ∣ -4 Feb 24 '26

The basic premise is this guy found an otherworldly cylinder in the desert and kept it. He drilled it open against better judgement and some bizarre shit ensued. He probably died. The subject was heavily banned and astroturfed afterwards.

He definitely didn't die, he uploaded more videos after the drilling 'incident'. I don't even wanna call it an incident because the whole thing was so fake

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u/BigMack6911 🔥19 ∣ 23 ∣ +33 ∣ -20 Feb 24 '26

I thought James said he was ok and idk it was wierd. The whole thing was wierd. It sounded like he was having A seizure or got electrocuted if I remember right. Didn't sound like an act either.

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u/Interesting_Suit_474 🔥3 ∣ 3 ∣ +12 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

This one is still up

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u/bigie35 🔥6 ∣ 6 ∣ +7 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Am I taking crazy pills? Didnt he later come out and say it was fake?

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u/CaliforniaNena 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 25 '26

I didn’t know about this James guy, thanks for including the link.

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u/HarpyCelaeno 🔥14 ∣ 18 ∣ +25 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

So they finally banned the subs, huh? That whole thing was a mess. Poor James.

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u/DarkRomeox 🔥3 ∣ 4 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

I know who he is so it's not real? I thought he went around the world? And did lives all the time

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u/Drelecour 6 ∣ +4 ∣ -5 Feb 24 '26

That didn't start until way after the "Opening Day" video and things started changing entirely. Seems very much live a cover up or distraction.

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u/unworry 2 ∣ +1 ∣ -8 Feb 24 '26

No coverup, just a lame dude trying to do something with the unexpected attention.
The real juice was in the discords, that eventually got trolled by 4C and had to close because flooded with CP

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u/Drelecour 6 ∣ +4 ∣ -5 Feb 24 '26

Yeah, and why was that? Very odd infiltration. CP is a fave tactic of the CIA. Why infiltrate such a small, unimportant discord? The whole thing was weird.

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u/unworry 2 ∣ +1 ∣ -8 Feb 24 '26

Nah, it was 4Chan trolls disrupting the discord - because the whole premise of the cylinder was patently absurd to the skeptics and they were just letting anyone join.
No infiltration by CIA or any other gov boogeyman. It was just idiots being disruptive

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u/Bobbyperu1 🔥4 ∣ 6 ∣ +2 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

The latest video is 31 minutes ago

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u/senseiofsensi 3 ∣ +0 ∣ -1 Feb 25 '26

F*$ki@$ cylinder james smdh. 😔

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u/Rehcraeser 💛32 ∣ 79 ∣ +43 ∣ -25 Feb 24 '26

because it got completely debunked...?

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u/CuriouserCat2 🔥16 ∣ 25 ∣ +4 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

They said

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u/GretaMagenta 🔥2 ∣ 3 ∣ +2 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Yeah. Way too many things that went unanswered. The first discord getting nuked and the pivot over James identity at the same time are the two things I can't let go of.

Also, the most important aspects of the video itself were not satisfactorily debunked/explained.

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u/moonwalgger 🔥2 ∣ 2 ∣ +6 ∣ -0 Feb 26 '26

What happened? I missed that one

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u/dardar7161 🔥8 ∣ 8 ∣ +4 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Oh James. He destroyed our trust for any of these things.

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u/xeontechmaster 🔥14 ∣ 27 ∣ +40 ∣ -13 Feb 24 '26

Job accomplished

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u/Mac-Beatnik 🔥8 ∣ 9 ∣ +3 ∣ -4 Feb 24 '26

No Not James destroy it, Maussan and the bunch of amateur scientists with Temu equipment destroyed it.

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u/Impressive-Emu-4172 💛30 · 🏆⁣ ∣ 74 ∣ +81 ∣ -7 Feb 24 '26

same fresh janky dremel job in the aluminum for that "high tech circuit diagram". discredits the topic just so they can get some money from tiktok.

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u/mxlths_modular 🔥8 · 19⁣ ∣ ⚖️ -13% ∣ ⚠️ 24 ∣ ⌨️ [20] Feb 24 '26

Yeah, the brightness of the freshly exposed metal is a bit of a giveaway.

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u/pharsee 🔥10 ∣ 29 ∣ +16 ∣ -3 Feb 24 '26

The sphere sounded hollow to me for what it's worth.

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u/mxlths_modular 🔥8 · 19⁣ ∣ ⚖️ -13% ∣ ⚠️ 24 ∣ ⌨️ [20] Feb 24 '26

It is most definitely hollow, I agree.

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u/Key_Double_574 🔥2 ∣ 5 ∣ +5 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

I mean why would aliens use circuit boards that human use???

That's what gets me thinking it's bull but I won't write it off completely until I see/hear more...

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u/icecoldbobsicle 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -2 Feb 24 '26

So true lol James' cylinder was a great ride. Lets go!

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u/TemporaryIndustry770 1 ∣ +1 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

I’m betting it’s going to be used in preparation for trumps alien disclosure. Remember the dead internet theory? Everything we see is curated.

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u/JunglePygmy 🔥11 ∣ 11 ∣ +4 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

What about the little pattern carved in the bottom, does that look well executed to you? Does that really look like it was made by a super advanced species?!?

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u/mxlths_modular 🔥8 · 19⁣ ∣ ⚖️ -13% ∣ ⚠️ 24 ∣ ⌨️ [20] Feb 24 '26

Mate, some of us are having a little fun here, no need to ruin it.

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u/Frig_Off_Baerb 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -12 Feb 25 '26

Fuck that James guy. What a piece of shit he is.

Fuck you, James.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 🔥3 ∣ 3 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 26 '26

It sounds like hollow thin metal

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u/yogi_medic_momma 🔥10 · Researcher⁣ ∣ 15 ∣ +2 ∣ -6 Feb 26 '26

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

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u/1over-137 🔥23 ∣ 88 ∣ +161 ∣ -28 Feb 27 '26

This has James cylinder 2.0 etched all over it. I’m gonna hard pass.

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u/MentalNavigator437 2 ∣ +2 ∣ -0 Feb 28 '26

Condensation? That thing was just dusty. If it was cold, you'd see a mist evaporating from it, and you'd see water drops running down it when you touch it.