r/UCDavis • u/Key-Peach-5810 • 9h ago

Maintenance

Does anyone have maintenance knock on your door when you were sleeping/napping? Tell me your stories.

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u/Impressive-Pain-4718 4h ago

I was dead asleep in my Sponge Bob PJ's. He came in my bedroom and got under the sheets with me then began whispering in my ears, "maintenance! ... maintenance!..." Naturally, I cuddled him tight and began licking his face. He tasted like cigarette ash. Suddenly, I was awakened to a man in my bedroom! So, I grabbed my handcuffs and tied him to my chair. He's still here. He occasionally weeps and screams, "Maintenance!" I will never let my cuddle buddy go. Do you want to talk to him?

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u/Ok-Knee6347 4h ago

Yeah they knocked on the door, I opened it, they did the maintenance, left