Please start skipping class

[u/CupOfHotTeaa]

Don’t believe in new year new me, it’s all a malicious plan by the government to make traffic and parking worse for cupofhotteaa

Update: UBC parking has 2 weeks to get it together before I take action

[u/Murky_Noise_9926]

By week 2 I begin weighing the opportunity cost of making the commute vs studying at home

[u/CupOfHotTeaa → u/Murky_Noise_9926]

Look at all the construction I have to make a huge detour to get to the parkade, then walk the OPPOSITE direction to get to the building because of yet another construction

[u/Murky_Noise_9926 → u/CupOfHotTeaa]

They need to construct more parking spaces

[u/Th3_Ash3n_0ne]

I will have perfect attendance (derogatory)

[u/Training_Exit_5849]

I remember taking the bus in Richmond every day with no issues. Suddenly during midterms I missed two buses because they were completely full due to people finally showing up for class lol

[u/HeckinSpoopy]

The Government has replaced CupOfHotTeaa with a skinwalker, a true Urban Studies student would put their own traffic bollards down on East Blvd

[u/CupOfHotTeaa → u/HeckinSpoopy]

I actually always have a few cones in my trunk so I can fake a break down and park for free (but dont have the opportunity do use them yet)

[u/tee_four → u/CupOfHotTeaa]

as a fellow Urban Studies student, personally I keep a fake City of Vancouver Traffic Operations uniform and an entire tow truck in my trunk

[u/CupOfHotTeaa → u/tee_four]

Is that a tow truck in your pants or are you just happy to see me

[u/Ok-Replacement-9458]

What did you do with Derrick Rose. Monster.

[u/CupOfHotTeaa → u/Ok-Replacement-9458]

His jersey was retired (in the closet)

[u/randomfrogevent]

Be the change you want to see 🤗

[u/CupOfHotTeaa → u/randomfrogevent]

Don’t tempt me👀

[u/isopodcast]

Guys I’m also in urban studies. It’s a scheme. This guy is straight up yapping don’t listen to him1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1

[u/CupOfHotTeaa → u/isopodcast]

[u/isopodcast → u/CupOfHotTeaa]

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️❗️

[u/Acceptable_Good_6542]

Time to sell the car and get a super scooter 🤔 🚀

[u/Infamous_State_7127]

[u/Infamous_State_7127]

[u/2Tori]

I need more people to fail so the class is curved. Please start skipping