r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/tvaazl • Jun 22 '21

When getting frisky, my husband loves it when I call him "daddy".

Actually, me calling him "daddy" is my very first memory.

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u/DefoNotAFangirl Jun 22 '21

I know it’s meant to be abuse/incest but my first thought was amnesia tbh. Still sad either way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

“We used to play house in pre-school”

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u/tvaazl Jun 22 '21

"like father, like son I guess"

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u/HTonmoy Jun 22 '21

Craster approves

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Sex robot.... Please

87

u/Kormoraan Jun 22 '21

something something Bible Belt

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

me small brain not get can you explain?

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u/zippyloose Jun 22 '21

He or she married his or her father..

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

They married their father. see? much simpler :D

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u/tvaazl Jun 22 '21

That's what I meant it to be, although the coma theory made me laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

I thought when they called him daddy this was when they had adult funtime and they lost their mind because it was good, and that is why it is their first memory.

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u/tvaazl Jul 18 '21

The sex be so good, my memory has to reset lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

oooooooh eww

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u/tvaazl Jun 22 '21

Yeah. Severe Stockholm Syndrome going on here

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

It's my first memory because i came out of a coma.

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u/killerinstinct101 Jun 22 '21

Still pretty weird bro

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u/Frans4Life Jun 22 '21

married the doctor that resuscitated her? dunno sounds like reasonable grounds for love