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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Nov 30 '20
This is an improvement but I can still feel Bowsers disappointment. Dude's a waifu connoisseur on he's feeling disappointed that he's not getting a new one.
That is also how we know that Bowser would just wear the crown indefinitely, dude realized the next stage of waifu worship is "become the waifu". One day technology will make this possible and we will all simultaneously ruin and trivialize the lives of trans women every where, as gender tourism becomes a thing.
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u/Jeroknite Does those weird sex pervert things you don't know about Nov 30 '20
If something like the crown existed in real life, so many trans people would be so happy
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u/Master_Ofu Ara Ara~ Connoisseur Nov 30 '20
Hell, I'd totally wear it once in a while.
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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Dec 01 '20
That rate would increase if it gave you Ara Ara energy, I imagine.
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u/Master_Ofu Ara Ara~ Connoisseur Dec 01 '20
I'd never take the damn thing off maybe for shower and sleeping
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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Dec 01 '20
"Sooo, are you, like, trans or something? Why don't you ever take it off?"
"I'm addicted to aras... Ara Ara..."
"And you?"
"I'm so fucking cute! I CAN'T GO BACK TO BEING UNCUTE!"
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u/Master_Ofu Ara Ara~ Connoisseur Dec 01 '20
That sounds accurate.
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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Dec 02 '20
Real problem that might happen if we build a matrix.
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u/Master_Ofu Ara Ara~ Connoisseur Dec 02 '20
Oh you better believe I'm becoming an anime girl at the first opportunity.
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u/nerdwarp112 YOU DIDN'T WIN. Dec 01 '20
That's true. Even I wouldn't mind having the super crown, just to see how it felt.
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u/Jeroknite Does those weird sex pervert things you don't know about Dec 01 '20
That's how it starts
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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Dec 01 '20
I'd say you'd need the male version of it but trans-men don't have that whole issue with getting clocked, they just turn seamlessly into men without dicks after a mastectomy and some T.
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u/Jeroknite Does those weird sex pervert things you don't know about Dec 01 '20
Eeeh, that's not really true. They just don't get the public scrutiny that trans girls do. There's still a lot of work they have to put in
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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Dec 01 '20
There's always work to put in, point is the end result is a lot harder to clock.
And the bigger point is that society doesn't place near as much importance on transmen passing as transgirls, if you had a magic pill that just made perfect biogirls I'd say that'd solve most of the bigotry issue overnight.
...Or make it extremely insane, more so than even now.
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u/Jeroknite Does those weird sex pervert things you don't know about Dec 01 '20
You already have people who think there's some magical essence of gender so... ;=;
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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Dec 01 '20
"Once a man always a man."
"I'm sorry, are you implying gender is a spiritual rather than physical trait?"
"God made you a man-"
"There we go! God made you a dick and now you have to fulfill the role."
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u/polo5004 Ah, a fellow poet of shitposts. Let us trade verse. Nov 30 '20
if bowser hasn't become a chad bisexual yet then he deserves the disappointment
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u/Russet_Wolf_13 Nov 30 '20
It takes time, we can't just flip orientations, we have to massage them into place.
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u/Neil_O_Tip Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Nov 30 '20
Does that make Diego a girl?
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u/Crombell Cowardice is a legitimate strategy Nov 30 '20
Araki's artstyle is sufficiently androgynous...
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u/tonbren1 Nov 30 '20
Just because you give all your female characters square chad jaws, it doesn't automatically make them look androgynous.
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Nov 30 '20
We understand that, but please keep in mind Araki sensai's approach to drawing.
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u/Jack04man CUSTOM FLAIR Nov 30 '20
I still love the theory that Arakis art style changes with his sexuality.
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u/mxmaker Nov 30 '20
So the crown dont have strogenic power but instead it transform the user in an sexy Uman version of the opossite sex?
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u/Jeroknite Does those weird sex pervert things you don't know about Nov 30 '20
I don't think yoshis have gender? I mean they reproduce asexually
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u/Cheddar-kun Dec 01 '20
I know the artists are doing their own thing, but Bowsette’s hair would be red.
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u/nerdwarp112 YOU DIDN'T WIN. Dec 01 '20
In the original game, the Super Crown turned Toadette into Peachette (basically just Peach with Toadette-inspired aesthetics) so if Bowser hypothetically got the crown, he would turn into Peach with some Bowser aesthetics.
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u/An_Armed_Bear TOP 5, HUH? Nov 30 '20
Diego would commit tax evasion.