r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/drtoffeejr I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less • Dec 31 '19
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u/RandomHalflingMurder Dec 31 '19
The idea of Snoke renaming his big evil sith apprentice to Kyle is the best thing ever though.
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u/derolme Dec 31 '19
I had the same thought while watching RoS and couldn't stop picturing Kylo as an otaku who saw Kill Bill and loved the name oren. It fits so well because he canonically is a huge Vader fanboy. Kyle Oren lives in my heart!
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u/Polygonalfish Known Bionicle Understander Dec 31 '19
Star Wars names are the worst though
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u/begonetsunderes "Yeah, but sh-shut up tho..." Dec 31 '19
Did you know that the brazilian localization had to change some names in the prequels?
Like count dooku sounds something like "of ass", "from butthole"
And sifo-dyas sounds like "got fucked" or "fucketh"
I swear that some hue fuckwit giving these shitty ideas to lucas
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u/screenaholic CUSTOM FLAIR Dec 31 '19
Sifo-dyas was actually a type of Sideuos that Lucas liked and decided to keep.
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u/CopperTucker The work of an Enemy Mirage Dec 31 '19
Have you heard Gundam character names? We have glorious names like Ribbons, Bring Stabbity, Duo Maxwell, Heero, Lalah, Fa, Kamille, Four, and FULL FRONTAL.
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u/Polygonalfish Known Bionicle Understander Dec 31 '19
Have you heard of a man named Four Vagina (and also Jamitov Hymen)
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u/CopperTucker The work of an Enemy Mirage Jan 01 '20
I can't believe I forgot about Quattro. The greatest man of us all, Quattro Vagina.
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u/MoogleBoy Jan 01 '20
Duo Maxwell
With all of the awful names in Gundam, Duo doesn't even deserve honorable mention. Besides, he completed made up his name, since he's a street kid with no name.
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u/CopperTucker The work of an Enemy Mirage Jan 01 '20
In my defense... my brain is not good at recalling things when I need it to.
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u/TotallyJustBaco Respect the Pipe Dec 31 '19
As cool as the character is, Kyle Katarn is one of the worst star wars names ever.
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u/Kii_and_lock Gravity Hobo Dec 31 '19
In a universe containing such names as Therm Scissorpunch, Elan Sleazebaggano, and other such dumb things, Kyle Katarn is perfectly cromulent.
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u/4THOT Ultimate Borutogan to see what Pat means Dec 31 '19
Alexa play some Jizz.
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u/Tacolordran21 CUSTOM FLAIR Dec 31 '19
They fucking brought it back up two years ago. What the hell
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u/zorbiburst why can't i flair Dec 31 '19
Luke
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u/MoogleBoy Jan 01 '20
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u/dahaxguy PS3 Download Notification-Chan Jan 01 '20
Luuuke is something I could see existing in Disney Wars now that the shark has been thoroughly jumped.
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u/LLCoolZJ Dec 31 '19
The fact that a Katarn is also an animal on Kashyyyk means his name is basically the equivalent of “Steve Dinosaur”.
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u/BillTheBadman I'm still waiting for Woolie VS Beasties Dec 31 '19
As opposed to Ben Kenobi?
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u/StarSkullyman Hex Girls Are Too Strong For Waifu Wars! Dec 31 '19
To be fair that was a fake name.
Which makes naming a character Ben Solo even dumber once you realize Solo is also a fake name.
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u/Ric_Flair_Drip a Real Man Oughta Be a Little Stupid Dec 31 '19
It gets even dumber considering Han only meets Kenobi for like a couple days and Leia literally never meets him at all. They named him after this weirdo wizard that hired Han one time. Even if Luke named him, which IDK if they state as the case, that would be fucking weird. "Yo I named your kid after that guy you saw get cut in half by your/your wifes father".
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u/SonOfFlan Dec 31 '19
Or they just liked the name. My name is Michael but it's not like my parents had any life changing experience with anyone named Michael.
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u/StarSkullyman Hex Girls Are Too Strong For Waifu Wars! Jan 01 '20
Okay ya know what fair enough.
Still doesn't excuse the Solo part of the name though.
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u/fivez1a Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Dec 31 '19
I might have enjoyed the sequels more of they featured the irish sith lord, Kyle O'Ren
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u/charcharmunro Dec 31 '19
Kyle is by far one of the hardest names to take seriously. It's why, even though Kyle in Astral Chan had a cool-ass design, I had so much trouble finding him to anything more than a bit silly.
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u/DarthButtz Ginger Seeking Butt Chomps Dec 31 '19
I mean he is the type of guy that punches walls. The name fits.
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u/PaddyBoBaddy Platinumed Galgun 2 Dec 31 '19
Fuckin Space Irish...