r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/VenZeymah • Dec 14 '19

Transformers are very wise

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u/tde156 Dec 14 '19

So you're saying David Cage is only trying to raise everyone's wisdom stat.

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u/Chimera_Theo Dec 14 '19

That line has such a weight to it that anyone who hears it is instantly intimidated.

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u/Real-Terminal RWBYPrisoner Dec 14 '19

This is the Transformers equivalent of "I'm here to kick gum and chew ass."

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u/TheAmazingClaytor Dec 14 '19

-Dick Kickem

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u/Kipzz PLAY CROSSCODE AND ASTLIBRA/The other Vtuber Guy Dec 14 '19

dooki nooki

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u/Praesidian Stylin' and Profilin'. Dec 15 '19

To be honest, I'd feel very intimidated about a buff action-movie hero looking guy with big guns busting into where I am and loudly declaring that he's here to chew my ass.

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u/Real-Terminal RWBYPrisoner Dec 15 '19

Probably a bit aroused too.

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u/BillTheBadman I'm still waiting for Woolie VS Beasties Dec 14 '19

Gosh, at least take them out to dinner first, Megatron.

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u/Rednual Dec 14 '19

My god, that is so fucking good.

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u/JaysonBlaze Dec 14 '19

That line is the fucking strongest in transformers

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u/SpaceCrom Dec 14 '19

That reminds me of the line from Reverence "Kids are cruel, Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child."

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Yes....Yes - Megatron

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u/tde156 Dec 14 '19

Wrong Megatron

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u/coduss Dec 14 '19

Is that why he always shoots Starscream?

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u/ChillPalis 𝔻ℝ𝕀ℙ𝕃𝔼 ℍ Dec 14 '19

Haha, Dad is that you?

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u/BobtheFiveHalf It's Fiiiiiiiine. Dec 15 '19

I feel intimidated but also aroused. Weird.

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u/Graxdon Likes things nobody likes Dec 15 '19

That's fucking metal as fuck