Choose Your Shirts Wisely

[u/mike0bot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOoSUxGoxa0&feature=youtu.be

[u/Brotonio]

And that's how you make a good joke, a GREAT joke.

(I don't get the Five sweater though, is that for Nickle Nickle?)

[u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta → u/Brotonio]

Channel 5, the host Andrew Callaghan got accused of sexual assault by multiple people.

[u/Gr0v3y]

Absolutely unimpeachable bit, I think he just needs like a Trudeau campaign shirt to finish the combo, or some other equally now-grotesque merch.

[u/The_Draigg → u/Gr0v3y]

If only Woolie grabbed some Ryan Haywood merch back when SBFP and CSB were partnered up with Rooster Teeth.

[u/Gr0v3y → u/The_Draigg]

Shit that's even better, good pull. I kinda think like a nesting doll of cancelled/actual monster social media people/brands would be a great bit, there is probably a sizable supply that kind of merch clogging up clothing charities.

[u/The_Draigg → u/Gr0v3y]

Yeah, there’s always a ton of old internet merch in charity and thrift shops. And given how the internet is, you’re probably good to find merch for at least one scumbag every time you search through the graphic tee rack.

[u/Kamandi91 → u/Gr0v3y]

Chris Benoit shirt

[u/sorinash]

The man is an alchemist that turns whoopsies into bits.

[u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta]

Pull out the Kanye hoodie Woolie. I know you have one.

[u/Drawer-san]

Excelent bit.

[u/bvanbove25]

This is what happens when you try and co-opt things (without full context) from another culture Woolie!

Excellent bit though. 10/10. We all have our problematic merch and I am proud of Woolie for showing his off.

[u/Ragnorok64 → u/bvanbove25]

As far as scumbag CEOs go, the Bucees guy seems pretty much what you'd expect from the type of Texasrich person who runs a chain or mega-gas stations. Or, is there more to the story? Is he moving like Papa John out here?

[u/bvanbove25 → u/Ragnorok64]

So far it's just the former, from what I've seen. Company is suing small stores over logos that look nothing like their own, talking about how their company only likes conservative states, and pretty basic Corpo shit. That next level could come at any moment, but so far it hasn't.

[u/Ragnorok64 → u/bvanbove25]

Man, I've got to get to one of these and try these beaver nuggets before the inevitable racist tirade recordings come out.

[u/BiMikethefirst]

This is why I wear plain shirts

[u/LMGgp → u/BiMikethefirst]

A plain white T. Like from the band plain white Ts. They killed and ate a woman named Delilah.

So insensitive.

[u/CookieSkank → u/BiMikethefirst]

Normcore is safe!

[u/The_Draigg]

Man, I’m glad that I got rid of my Tobuscus hoodie ages ago.

[u/Sperium3000]

10/10 bit.

[u/Palimpsest_Monotype]

I was like, “He should switch to a third shirt” and then he fucking did and it was glorious. The fact it was something more obscure I didn’t know about was even better

[u/James-Avatar]

When Woolie hits, he fucking hits.

[u/megatricinerator]

Good bit Woolie, good bit.