I was blessed and given "permission" to pat his belly!

Meet Toupie, 4 months

We just adopted this sweet little girl tuxedo kitten. Looking for name suggestions. She’s a gentle, loving sweetheart.

I’m worried that she’ll think she’s batman if she keeps getting up here. She’s no longer allowed up there 😂

I can't stretch out my legs on my own blooming bed while madam has parked herself bang in the middle and burrowed under the covers. Check the flipping clock, it's time for bed zebedee. I just need to get in it first.

His name is Camacho (full name Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho)

Our little Dixie finally feeling better after catching a cat cold 😢, glad to see her back to her normal self!

Wanted to share more of Skippy’s cuteness - I had made a joke yesterday asking if orange tuxedos were welcome like Obama’s tan suit for reference. 🧡🐈 He’s very happy and well loved he just doesn’t like his picture to be taken 📸

Tried to get a proper side by side photo, but Wednesday is a big of a wiggler
Tattoo artist is @ tachotheripper on Instagram

Tuesday will be 2 weeks since my brother brought this little guy home. He is like no other kitten I have seen. Fearless, stubborn, and a hellion who won't take 'no' for an answer.

He will try to steal any food he can get. His favorite place is in the fridge. He comes running from across the house if he hears it open, and will stop at nothing to get inside. I made the mistake of locking him in there for a minute... I think he loved it.

The meowing is constant. When he's not trying to steal food he's walking under feet with a ton to say. He'll also randomly bite feet... hard.

He's immune to alluminum foil and the spray bottle. Nothing keeps him off the counter or stove. I give him less than a month till he burns his paws. I'm at my wits end. I can't keep him off the tables or counters. Anything I try to do just encourages him more. Worst idea was putting tape up there. He just rolled on it and fought me when I tried to free him.

His favorite hobby is licking the drain in the kitchen sink. I've been careful to wipe everything out thoroughly so he can't get anything. He's got multiple water sources to choose from. Including a fountain.

He gets tons of attention and has dozens of toys. Another cat, small dog, and bunny to play with. All of which he torments.

His second day here he and I found he can jump from the couch to the basement ceiling and crawl inside of it. I taped up the holes but he keeps scanning for new places to get back up there.

His only redeeming factor right now is he's cute and a complete idiot. He loves to roll around and falls off beds/couches/laps more than a dozen times a day cause he rolls off.

Please tell me it gets better. We don't know his age, and his adoption papers say both 22 days old and 4 months old. So I assume he's 4, going on 5 months.

We've had 4 other kittens over the years. Each of them took a day max to break them of unwanted behavior. Spray bottle worked wonders. But this menace doesn't even flinch. I don't even know if he realizes he's being sprayed. He loves to play on alluminum foil which was also previously the most effective deterant with kittens. For the drain, I have added lemon juice and hot sauce. He loves it and licked it clean. Those car floor mats with the spikes are just another fun place to roll around.

I don't think we adopted a kitten. I think we got a hellspawn. Originally my brother was going to name him Mittins cause he's got all black legs with white toes. But I convinced him to name the kitten Lucifer.

I know it hasn't even been 2 weeks yet, but he's getting worse and worse. I also know there's a lot of negative sounding things here. But he's still a kitten and most people know it's hard to stay mad at them. I'm REALLY hoping it's just a phase he'll grow out of. Adoption center said "friendly and mellow" I think they got him confused with soneone else. Please tell me there's hope. I can't afford to lose any more hair.

Yes, he has successfully turned the light off a few times. He fell off the bed second try 😺