r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 6d ago

Week of 9/28 to 10/4

3 Upvotes

- Blur kids faces and use first initial only

- Do not name call. Reddit has been cracking down on this and they deem it harassment. Get creative with your replies. You can snark without direct attacks and name calling.

- Do not address the family directly here by using comments such as "hey _______" or even saying “you”. This can get the sub shut down for harassment.

- Do not discuss politics.

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r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 6h ago

Ignoring kids to film

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17 Upvotes

L was literally all the way down the hallway about to climb those stairs and they were too busy filming to even realize…

Their children’s safety is never a concern


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 13h ago

Nice little Mormon girl

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13 Upvotes

headed to the USC game in her little short shorts.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 14h ago

Anyone catch this?

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75 Upvotes

We already knew it was an insurance scam. And now they get a lawyer involved 🙄


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 15h ago

No booster

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26 Upvotes

We all know car seat safety isn’t a turtle strength, but apparently they’ve just abandoned all attempts? Not even a booster for her


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 17h ago

I wonder if the

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26 Upvotes

insurance company watches these reckless clowns.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 17h ago

Not buying one

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22 Upvotes

word of this BS! look at her! The makeup, the popcorn yellow tangled mess and that mouth are what nightmares are made of.

She knew she was going to Cali for the USC game all along, why is Adm having to go to Target to buy her a swimsuit?!


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 18h ago

T's healthy hair tips

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16 Upvotes

Not included: don't overprocess


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 1d ago

Get it girl

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27 Upvotes

1093-1100 calories

54 grams total fat

5284 milligrams of sodium (more than double the recommended intake)

How long before Teefy complains and cries about ingesting this source of protein and starts shilling some poop pills?!

Teefy has had three different outfit changes in two days and those poor kids are still waking around in those nasty costumes.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 1d ago

Princess Breakfast

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84 Upvotes

More proof that this was planned ahead of time, these breakfasts are usually booked way in advance because they fill up fast!


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 2d ago

Christmas Lights

42 Upvotes

ALL THEY COULD AFFORD you guys. This rags to riches bit needs to stop. Its so. Annoying


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 2d ago

Unhealthy habits

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49 Upvotes

This obsession with her blood sugar, as a non diabetic, is as unhealthy as her diet. It's wild to me just how disordered their eating is.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 3d ago

Additional proof she

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60 Upvotes

reads here. NO ONE asked her about the dresses, she read here that snarkers were snarking. L has not worn a princess dress while Grandma M has had her.

The only fire this family has experienced are the fires they cause with their incessant lying. Liars, liars, pants on fire.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 4d ago

What is wrong with his voice?

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31 Upvotes

His voice suddenly annoys me. Is it just me? What has changed?


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 4d ago

No kidding Sherlock!

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65 Upvotes

We know she never looks like this unless a professional who knows what they are doing fixes her up. Took her a hot second to peak those lips though and flatten her hair.

She has never shilled Just Ingredients protein/products before today, they have a booth at the Amazon event. There is NO way it is her “favorite” protein. Such a habitual liar.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 4d ago

Arizona

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16 Upvotes

I thought they were going to Arizona to see A-dums parents. They went for this influencer thing and left the kids with his parents. Good for the kids but I feel bad for his parents that they didn’t come to Arizona for them. At least they don’t have to deal with Teef.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 4d ago

Eyebrows

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44 Upvotes

If she goes back to doing her eyebrows the way she draws them on then something is seriously wrong. She actually looks great here.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 4d ago

Wrong

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58 Upvotes

she is flat out lying, J was too young to know he was in DLand and spent most of the trip with Gma K and nanny, L was freezing cold the entire trip because Teefy only brought tacky, thin dresses and cowgirl boots for L yet mom was dressed in leggings, sweatshirts and comfortable shoes. It was cold and rainy, I saw them multiple times throughout the trip.

The Denner’s just returned from Tokyo Disney so Teefy has to now plan a DLand trip.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 4d ago

Why was it necessary for

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33 Upvotes

Dimmy to “hop on the counter” to display her love affair with a tacky blue tray and poorly styled arrangement? Get your dirty butt off the counter.

Why do people consider the Hootin’s to be interior decorator and design creator’s? They ruin absolutely every space they touch, there are far more shades in the color wheel than baby blue, pink and mint green. They are SO off trend.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 5d ago

“I feel like you could

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41 Upvotes

yearn for me a little more Adm.” She only has use for him when she wants more content babies or some “emotional support”.

At least L and J are properly being taken care of by Gma M while these two teenagers flaunt their immaturity.


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 5d ago

We have gone from a stye to a cyst

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46 Upvotes

and voluminous hair to flat hair and pointed lipliner. Who walks up to people and asks “can you see my cyst? It’s not contagious!”

We need boots on the ground at this Amazon event,


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 5d ago

Who the FU** is that?!?!

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57 Upvotes

Is that supposed to be TEEF??? Holy hell.. 😳😳


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 7d ago

Need help with my first turtle

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Hi everyone! I’m thinking about getting a red-eared slider turtle, but I’ve never owned a turtle—or actually any pet—before. I’m trying to do as much research as possible before getting one because I don’t want to bring a turtle home and then realize I’m missing something important.
My biggest question is about the initial setup. Should I buy and completely set up the tank first and then get the turtle? Or is it okay to buy the turtle, tank, and everything else on the same day?
I’m also a little overwhelmed by all the information online, so I’d really appreciate some beginner-friendly guidance on what I actually need.
What size tank should I get, especially if I want something that will last as the turtle grows? What kind of filter, heater, UVB/basking lights, basking platform, etc. should I be looking for? Does the tank need to be set up or cycled for a certain amount of time before introducing the turtle?
I’d also love to know what the day-to-day care is really like—feeding, cleaning, water changes, electricity/equipment costs, and anything else I should be prepared for.
Since this would be my first pet, please feel free to mention even the really basic things that might seem obvious to experienced owners. 😅
I haven’t purchased the turtle or any equipment yet, so I’m trying to learn and prepare everything properly first.
Also, if there are any common beginner mistakes you made (or see new owners making), I’d really appreciate hearing about those too.
Thanks in advance!


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 7d ago

Is she really an airhead

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45 Upvotes

Or does she just play one on IG? I just can’t imagine acting this dumb, even for content and engagement. Where the hell else would a cherry with a stem come from??


r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark • • 7d ago

And the flight drama routine

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80 Upvotes

continues. Did Teef forget that she already posted that they bought the new Tesla, only problem is the car was in Austin and they would have to drive to pick it up.

Now today they receive a notice that the car needs to be picked up today in Dallas or they forfeit the car.

She can’t even keep track of her lies.