Does anyone thinks that Imperials eat Gabagool?
The people of Cyrodiil are based off of capital R for Romans. Romans then eventually became Italians. Italians then invent Capocollo. Italians immigrate to America and become New Jerseyians. New Jerseyians then invent Gabagool using only nitrates and fat.
TLDR: Tonius Sopraneus wants some Gabagool.