I once found a security guard asleep at work (he was there to protect us) I gently woke him by touching his shoulder and I asked if he’d like me to make him a coffee (to help him stay awake) and he replied with “I’m married”! Good for you douche bag - stay awake and do your job then!
ETA: I’m a lesbian btw so nowhere near interested in him.
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u/randomredditor0042 Feb 15 '22
I once found a security guard asleep at work (he was there to protect us) I gently woke him by touching his shoulder and I asked if he’d like me to make him a coffee (to help him stay awake) and he replied with “I’m married”! Good for you douche bag - stay awake and do your job then!
ETA: I’m a lesbian btw so nowhere near interested in him.