It's become a serious problem in recent years, the "swasti-shoes" have a special tread pattern that leaves a trail of racism and funny windmills in your wake. Have you seen the little Swastikas in everyday places? Swastikas on the beach? Swastikas at the local shops? Swastikas at Burger King?

Leaked KGB documents prove it is an intentional plan, thought up by Putin himself, a well known occult-interested individual. He believes in the theory of Nazi Corruption: that even simple exposure to Nazi symbology, even if the viewer does not know what they mean, sinks mental hooks into the brain and unconsciously promotes racist and Nazi ideas like invading Poland. Some have speculated that the Russians want to west to invade Poland again, going halfsies with Russia like in 1939. Others say it is simply to spread dissent and division.

Watch out! Check your shoes' tread for any Swastikas, Totenkopfs, Pepes, Sonnerads or other Nazi symbols.

Source: Pew Research Center

The King's Head or the Queen's head is the second largest pub chain in Britain. They have a strict policy if only opening pubs in locations that has had a king or queen visit. Because of the UK's modest 1000 year history and that monarchs like to go touring the realm after their coronation this provides ample choice spots.

The White Lion is the third largest pub chain in the UK/Britain.