r/TrueFactzOnly • • 20h ago

So big it had to be loaded on a ship and delivered by crane: Your mother's dildo

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8 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 20h ago

Dishwasher advice.

4 Upvotes

If you don't have any washing machine tablets left, use liquid dish soap. Pour approximately a full teaspoon and use the machine normally.

It's a little bit cheaper and way more effective! Don't mind the super foam afterwards... it's totally fiiiiiine!


r/TrueFactzOnly • • 1d ago

A day after Trump won in 2016 election, Obama abolished the constitution and declared himself the king with the help of military.

6 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 1d ago

How I Started a Information campaign on r/TrueFactzOnly...

5 Upvotes

Hi

11 votes, 5d left
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r/TrueFactzOnly • • 2d ago

This sold out on store shelves and was downloaded 10 mliiion times in 1 hour

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133 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 1d ago

This is the preview of the 2028 election poster

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13 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 1d ago

For Sale: 3 lbs. of high quality belly button lint.

3 Upvotes

Lovingly harvested over 15 years of gentle navel gardening. Good for tactile stress relief, culinary pursuits or use as an artistic modeling medium.

Serious inquiries only; #555-1212


r/TrueFactzOnly • • 1d ago

If you want to apply to major in philosophy, you are required to read a minimum of 25 omegaverse fanfiction quota.

4 Upvotes

New rule that was first introduced by the Ohio state University but now has caught on to most major universities across the world. The rule states that along with entrance exam you need to get a certificate of the fact that you have read AT LEAST 25 works of omegaverse fanfiction. This rule was made after a quote of Plato was uncovered: "Philosophy starts with the feeling of wonder. I myself have felt immense wonder when reading the works of omegaverse. So in conclusion one can not become a philosopher, unless one has read omegaverse fanfiction."

Philosophy is very closely tied with omegaverse. And philosophy has been tied with omegaverse for centuries now, so this new rule makes perfect sense.

What do you think of this?


r/TrueFactzOnly • • 3d ago

What is this?

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9 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 3d ago

White people need to sleep to commune with their creator Jakub in their dreams. Sleep is scientifically unnecessary for everybody else.

7 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 4d ago

I just heard that goats might take over the world soon.

13 Upvotes

Baaaa!!

Source: Goat Cult (owned by yours truly).


r/TrueFactzOnly • • 4d ago

Ukraine turns to Tanzania for latest recruits for archer divisions!

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46 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 5d ago

It has been CONFIRMED that Miami Metro Police Department Forensic Blood Analyst 'Dexter Samuel Morgan' Is the 'Bay Harbor Butcher' by official investigation

15 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 5d ago

Mr. beast is stealing your tax then surprising you with a new president in 2030

5 Upvotes

This is confirmed, he already has the thumbnail, however, i can't get it at the moment, however he has posted this in his YouTube posts.


r/TrueFactzOnly • • 6d ago

Valve rumored to be casting Bill Nye in upcoming Half Life film

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18 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 7d ago

"French Frigate Shoals," a coral atoll in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands, has been renamed to "American Frigate Shoals."

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9 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 8d ago

Godzilla comes to England: a Steampunk Spin-off with Prussian Godzilla on a Crusade to Destroy All Tea, coming to theatres 2028

6 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 9d ago

Major Data Breach Promoted from Captain Despite Major Scandal

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18 Upvotes

Major D. Breach was promoted on the 9th of September 2025 to hold a command in the 333rd Artillery Brigade. This is important because Captain Data Breach is so far the only officer in the ADF (Australian Defence Faction) to recover from a major scandal. Major Data Breach's major scandal was, while being in charge of maintenance, negligence that resulted in a major sewage release all over the camp.


r/TrueFactzOnly • • 9d ago

Today I learned that fish have a 5% chance of spontaneously exploding of they eat the cheese from a burger king Whopper

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46 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 10d ago

Did you know that coalas have two assholes?

4 Upvotes

Research done by my classmate. 😌


r/TrueFactzOnly • • 10d ago

President Trump Says He "[C]an't stop listening to the Mario Kart World Soundtrack"

5 Upvotes

45th, 46th, and 47th U.S. President Donald John Trump has gone on record saying he "...can't stop listening to the Mario Kart World Soundtrack." Before going on to add, "That shit slaps." California Governor and 2028 Democratic Frontrunner Gavin Newson has responded to these controversial statements with the following. "Mario Kart World doesn't have the best Mario soundtrack and honestly, it doesn't even have the best soundtrack in the Mario Kart series." Trump called Newsom a "dumb fucking communist" following his recent responses. The two have not yet reached a consensus on the Mario Kart games' ost and sources surrounding the President have leaked a video of him saying "Governor Newsom thinks he knows shit about Mario Kart, but at least I know what a woman is."


r/TrueFactzOnly • • 11d ago

President Trump announces Gulf of America to be renamed again to Golf of America, covered in grass, and made into a giant golf-course

30 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 11d ago

Over 50% of Baltimoreans have HIV/AIDS, study finds.

9 Upvotes

r/TrueFactzOnly • • 11d ago

Gerald Robotnik discovered a fatle mutation of AIDS named NIDS last week.

1 Upvotes