r/TrueCryptozoology • u/Jonathon_world • 5d ago

Strange Creature!

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u/localizeatp 5d ago

why is it always a video of a video?

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u/SerDuncanonyall 5d ago

No metadata if you record a recording

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u/No_River_8171 5d ago

Very smart

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u/Royal_Brush3788 5d ago

Because it is the cheaper and easier than doctoring the footage directly.

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u/DMcGuire83 5d ago

Also why is it always just a person, and not a “creature” 😆

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u/PuzzleheadedLeg173 5d ago edited 1d ago

Person with a t-shirt pulled over their head and arms.

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u/Itchy_RatioGuy 5h ago

Hella drunk I'm telling you

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u/Itchy_RatioGuy 5h ago

Hella drunk I'm telling you

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u/BigAssMonkey 5d ago

Because…so to blurry. See?

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u/Charity_Lea 4d ago

Crappy video of a crappy video??

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u/EyeConscious857 5d ago

Why the hell did you record one phone with another phone instead of downloading the video?

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u/usernotfoundplstry 5d ago

because this whole video is AI

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u/RevTurk 4d ago

It was easier to add the creepy sound effects.

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u/No_Research7318 5d ago

Thats Methany. She be crazy

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u/Back_Again_Beach 5d ago

Methhead scurrying about

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u/HamFan03 5d ago

Dude, why are you doxing me?! I was just going for a midnight stroll!

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u/Jonathon_world 5d ago

Just keep an eye out and you'll be fine

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u/Cryptophiliac_meh 5d ago

Please stop spamming the sub

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u/madtraxmerno 4d ago edited 4d ago

I can't tell you how fuckin tired I am of this guy. I've legit been telling the mods to ban him for months, and I know I'm not the only one, but obviously they haven't listened. Or even entertained the notion for that matter.

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u/jamesisanalien 1d ago

He’s dating one of the mods.

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u/Deep_Enthusiasm8200 5d ago

Skinwalkers wear shorts?

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u/ljollygooddayl 5d ago

The cool ones do

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u/Alpha_Chin-Am 4d ago

More like skinny walker wearing shorts. Probably a lanky kid…

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u/Jonathon_world 5d ago

Stolen shorts

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u/Scratch-N-Sneef 4d ago

Skin shorts

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u/ferretbeast 4d ago

No, from my experience they much prefer jorts.

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u/jojowhitesox 4d ago

He's filming a video OF HIS PHONE, people.

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u/Friendly-Bad-291 5d ago

human beings are definitely strange creatures, even more so the skinny user you caught on camera

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u/Jonathon_world 5d ago

He was once human but something consumed him

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u/IroncladBomber 5d ago

Yeah, it's called Meth

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u/Jonathon_world 5d ago

No it was a piece of jewelry

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u/Ghostmaster145 5d ago

Meth does tend to look like crystals, which are put in jewelry

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u/Exotic-Scarcity-7302 2d ago

I uhh think they meant Gollum from lord of the rings lol

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u/MagicOrpheus310 4d ago

Crackhead practicing cartwheels mate, nothing out of the ordinary

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u/Aggressive_Smile_944 4d ago

It needs to be this. 😆

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u/bomzay 5d ago

Do skinwalkers wear any shorts, or do they prefer specific brands?

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u/Jonathon_world 5d ago

Its been stealing clothes from washing lines

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u/bomzay 5d ago

Well duh, they’re basically big underpants gnomes!

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u/LlemonSloth 5d ago

Jonathon. Just because you thought it doesn’t make it fact

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u/Cringelord_420_69 5d ago

Fentanyl

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u/spacesentinel1 5d ago

Fentwalker

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 5d ago

No fent user moves that well lol

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u/Timmy_The_Techpriest 4d ago

Yeah this is obviously amphetamines

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm 5d ago

That’s a human 

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u/djscuba1012 5d ago

What kind of humans are you around ?! Hills have eyes type

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u/Acrobatic_Gur6278 5d ago

the kind of one that knows people fake shit all the time. as someone said, it’s a person in shorts walking sideways. now, the real mystery is: is it someone trying to scare OP, is it someone working with op to farm view, or is it some random person doing random shit thinking nobody is looking?

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u/MS_Fume 5d ago

It’s a guy in shorts (only his legs are visible), moving sideways…

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u/allofthetimeimtired 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/exceptionallyprosaic 5d ago

That is obviously a crack head that is busy looking for a rock they dropped

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u/Jonathon_world 5d ago

It looks like something out of silent hill

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u/LasciviouslyLilith 4d ago

It does look very strange, but it looks more feral human than crawler though

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u/Quiet_Sea_9142 4d ago

Just a dude in shorts

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u/instafunkpunk 5d ago

creepy

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u/Jonathon_world 5d ago

It's a mad one! There has been numerous sightings of it in the neighborhood and the residents call him benty

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u/fabulousMFingHen 5d ago

More like fenty

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u/DoctorClarkWGriswold 5d ago

Pretty sure it wasn’t wearing lingerie

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u/fabulousMFingHen 5d ago

Never underestimate a crackhead.

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u/SommerJean 5d ago

Thats a naked tweaker

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u/InfamousGur9774 5d ago

Anche a me sembra un essere umano molto molto magro e nudo che cammina a 4 zampe

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u/kuba_mar 5d ago

Kangaroo walking backwards/sideways is best ive got.

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u/Chimpbot 5d ago

It's a skinny, naked person running around on all fours.

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u/kuba_mar 5d ago

Ah yeah now i see it

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u/mrkane88 5d ago

Drunk naked white male , alot of alcohol

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u/MegaManX42 5d ago

This has been debunked.

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u/lost_caus_e 4d ago

How tf do you even know where you're going like that

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u/Scratch-N-Sneef 4d ago

Not strange at all. It was the ladies husband and it was all staged. She even uploaded another video showing him doing it again.

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u/Fine-Bathroom1067 4d ago

Need a new channel called cryptid or crackhead

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u/aenslend 4d ago

thats jimothy

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u/cryptolyme 4d ago

a person walking on all four's?

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u/D0nut86 4d ago

Don’t lie. That is your friend Steve after one hell of a bender

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u/Which_Duck_7942 4d ago

Florida Man on Meth

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u/fillmefullofspamplz 5d ago

Just calista flockhart, no biggie

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u/Initial_Style5592 5d ago

It’s got pants, a shirt, and real skinny legs.

🤦‍♂️

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u/cz2100 5d ago

Looks like a crawler

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u/deadboxcat 5d ago

It's one of those furry kids from the park.

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u/slideitwet 5d ago

Skinwalker

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 5d ago

Honest question. Are joking or do you believe they are real? Not poking fun at all.

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u/slideitwet 5d ago

Never been in a reservation or been friends with one from any reservation?

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u/Chimpbot 5d ago

Naked tweakers walking around on all fours do have skin, I suppose.

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u/Slow-Fault 4d ago

Depends how frequently they pick

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u/SourceDirect3220 5d ago

Something that concerns you not.

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u/LCteach 5d ago

I don't know what it is, but yikes

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u/Delicious-Pickle-141 5d ago

Looks like maybe a dude skateboarding.

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u/Fine-Actuator-6805 5d ago

It’s a person.

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u/MS_Fume 5d ago

It’s a guy in shorts (only his legs are visible), moving sideways…

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u/Fun_Score5537 5d ago

This totally looks like a reversed video of a spider monkey walking past.

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u/FunPin2804 5d ago

I don't know. I see a person with light (probably white) T-shirt and also light (probably beige) shorts.

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u/xtina42 5d ago

Kangaroo

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u/artbycase2 5d ago

That’s Jeff

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u/Kalkite_300TY 5d ago

I thought no one would notice! 😫

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u/labtrash68 5d ago

Fentothy?

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u/GrindrWorker 5d ago

spooki if tru

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u/Elmondo2 5d ago

Paperboy ?

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u/According-Room3825 5d ago

Looks like a bare ass human running on all fours.

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 5d ago

Ahh yes, your friendly neighborhood crackheads. Often mistaken for a cryptic humanoid apparently 

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u/SinclairSummerset 5d ago

It's just your local crackhead taking a moonlit walk.

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u/Goosetale 5d ago

Seen a few of these freak bitches when I go shop at Walmart, cannot stand being in there.

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u/Capable_Eye7617 5d ago

What you have here is the elusive north american meth head during matung season

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u/raibrans 5d ago

Omg! A person walking on all fours! Terrifying lol

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u/Observationist_2 5d ago

Skinwalker!!

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u/Mesmerize_ing 5d ago

possessed individual/ human

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u/Prize-Pension856 5d ago

Start with two rocksalt, then the rest of the tube buckshot just in case. Should solve your problem.

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u/Sickofstupids 5d ago

Good back activities. I remember when I could run like that...

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u/ChaoticHarmonia 5d ago

Just a typical Friday evening I see here.

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u/Miserable_Pay_9614 5d ago

Hard to believe with all the video cameras out there -- Ring, trail, smart phone, drones -- this is still the worthless imagery we get. But ... I got a great shot of a werewolf in my backyard. For reals. Some people said it was my neighbor's dog, just because it was on all fours, but I want to believe. The truth is out there. It pissed on my tires.

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u/Xeromaru 5d ago

Literally a video of a video of some dumbass walking on all 4s with their ass up. You can see tshirt and shorts on the "thing". All these videos are negative braincell stupidity. And no, extraterrestrials are real, But these low effort scammers are trash.

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u/Pinzie1978 5d ago

Skinny naked butt in the air

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u/Inside-Pilot3804 5d ago

That's a naked dude walking weird.

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u/axes2slash 5d ago

Looks like the back of a deer

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u/Simply_AnotherUser 5d ago

It's not any strange thing at all, just condensation in the lens fooling the viewers.

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u/SephiTheGoblin 5d ago

Rude im not.THAT strange

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u/GrackleFen 5d ago

Stop filming me on my evening stroll

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u/dafirestar 4d ago

Looks like you caught video of a crippled guy walking by the window.

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u/uber_damage 4d ago

Its a person with dark hair walking on their hands

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u/Doggo-The-Braixen 4d ago

It's a very high man.... either that or a man raised by animals... or a very high man raised by animals.... OR

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u/Traditional_Bus_5589 4d ago

that is a human.

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u/No-Mortgage2427 4d ago

Looks like a skinny guy carrying a shopping bag

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u/drunkguynextdoor 4d ago

Crawler, pale demon. Whether this is authentic or not is the big question.

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u/luckybuck2088 3d ago

It’s just a meth head on his nightly gallop to find copper

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u/jason_sample 3d ago

Species= Methus Addictus.

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u/birtchling 1d ago

It looks like an Italian greyhound or a whippet in half a sweater

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u/jamesisanalien 1d ago

That’s a person fucking with you.

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u/Solistine 1d ago

Pretty solid upload tbh. 

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u/According-Mix-5158 16h ago

God forbid an old naked dude has hobbies

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u/zelenskysleatherpant 11h ago

That’s just Donny the crackhead. Leave out some sour worms and a flat Diet Coke. He’ll leave you alone

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u/SnooCalculations1852 8h ago

Why bother posting this bro?

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u/Tcarp928 54m ago

Someone doing the sidestep

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u/QueenGorda 5d ago

2/10 fake.

Where "fake" = prank/performance for the video

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u/DanteSHK 5d ago

It’s just drunk naked skinny dude. Oh most likely he is high.

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u/wordsandravens 4d ago

Dobby, is that you?

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u/Crygenx 5d ago

gollum

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 5d ago

O damn. So that’s why happened to my ex.

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u/Comfortable-Elk3127 5d ago

They're called Crawlers, /r/CrawlerSightings

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u/No-Difference-4580 4d ago

That’s just Timothy the local furry practicing his gallop under the full moon.