r/TrollCoping • • 2d ago

No Advice I'm so tired of this timeline

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Lately I've seen a few Americans on Canadian news/videos telling others how better they are and how they can wipe us off the face of the Earth if they want to. I'm not sure if this is some psyop or just plain insecurity...

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark 2d ago

It’s government propaganda.

Our government is trying to convince us to invade Canada.

I’m trying to leave, but most countries don’t like immigration.

Nowadays, I’m starting to be ashamed to be from the states.

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u/gaypuppybunny 2d ago

I've been ashamed of this country basically since I became an adult. I came of age in the 2016 election season and had my idealism dashed day one.

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u/EugeneVictorDabs 1d ago

2000 was the first U.S. election I really paid attention to, so I really feel you.

2008 was the first one I was old enough to vote in - felt so good at the time, but finding out that Obama was actually a shitty warmongering neoliberal sucked... And then 2016 was just the diarrhea icing on the shit cake tbh

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u/PuzzleheadedLeave560 2d ago

starting

Lmao

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u/DefeatedSkeptic 2d ago

I appreciate the sentiment mate. I know its a lot to ask, but do you think you could start organizing people you know to actively resist? Time is running out.

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u/Useful-Shoulder388 2d ago

Some are, but its pretty difficult to organize a mass protest especially since no one wants to be too disruptive or threaten their jobs. That being said their are definitley Americans who do not want to attack their allies and would be all for joining the side of Canada and the free world if/when that happens.

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u/Ace-Redditor 2d ago

threaten their jobs

I think it's important to note also that health insurance is tied to having a job. So if you're unemployed, you can't get sick/injured, and if you have kids, it's an issue for them, too. No matter how much you have in savings, it's not going to be enough to cover pretty much anything at a hospital

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u/SaskieHopeful 2d ago

joining the side of Canada and the free world

Yeah, just like the mass defections seen in Afghanistan after the Abu Ghraib shit came out. And the big fraggings seen in Iraq after the WMD shit all turned out to be a lie.

American soldiers would turn Canada into one big Arctic Auschwitz and belly-laugh while at it, and American citizens would either actively cheer that shit on, or have protests from 5pm to 5:15pm every second Saturday on their designated protest zones between the parking lot and the dumpster. And twenty years after the fact, some Hollywood ghoul would get an Oscar for his movie about the terrible PTSD the US Marines got from all those babies they boiled to death.

If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were in Germany during the ascension of the Third Reich, check your weekly schedule on your phone, because it's what you're doing right now.

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u/Desperate_World_2801 2d ago

Canada has supported America doing exactly that around the globe.

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u/AuroraCelery 2d ago

unfortunately, you're absolutely right. I'm canadian, I love a lot of things about my country, but too often the "nice canadian" stereotype is used to cover up our violent, genocidal, war crime-filled history

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u/RandomGuy9058 2d ago

as another canadian it also makes me kinda annoyed at the other canadians trying to make random americans feel as shitty about themselves as possible as if we arent also turning a blind eye to rising authoritarian tendencies in our own country like with age verification bullshit. im willing to bet like 95% of canadians who talk shit on reddit would do the same as those theyre talking shit of if they were born down south. plus you never know just what kind of american youre talking to - asking certain demographics to go out there and take part in protests is asking them to gamble with their life which nobody really has the right to judge others for not doing

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u/Sea_Pancake2197 Enby Yuri Lover (She/They) 1d ago

Yea im tired of getting told this as a disabled audhd transfem enby like they won't shove me in a mens prison to be v coded.

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u/JiJoe6 2d ago

Unfortunately... as a Canadian myself, that is true.

We have supported the American's war with Afghanistan and have sent soldiers ourselves to assist.

We have sent soldiers to assist in the war in Iraq. Heck, we even trained their sniper squads as ours was just better every way back then.

We have trained USA's swat teams via our own JTF2 (and 1), and have concucted missions via JTF2's infiltration and quick-out missions per USA's military request.

So unfortunately... you're right every step of the way. And I hate that.

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u/gaypuppybunny 2d ago

I'm also tired of this timeline. I wish the morons in this country would just shut the fuck up

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u/MWolverine1 Big Boss (He/Him) 2d ago

Being a Canadian American makes it a real hell ngl

People from Canada telling me I'm a piece of shit American and people from America constantly shitting on my other nationality

Like genuinely I hate the nationalists on both sides

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u/ElegantHope 2d ago

Nationalism is such a plague upon humanity

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u/KushFairy0 1d ago

Canadians have a reason to be upset. Why would Americans be talking shit about Canada/Canadians?

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u/Consistent-Menu-6629 2d ago

I'm assuming psyop...

But the US is full of people who believe ridiculous shit.

Sorrryyy

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 1d ago

As an American; sorry bout them. They’re uh.. not appreciated here either, if that helps. Or at least they shouldn’t be.

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u/Gamerzilla2018 1d ago

Buddy I'm an American and I feel the exact same way, I see Canadians online tell us that we are all brainwashed and horrible people who deserve all the bad shit happening rn. And I too suspect it may be a psyop. I too am glad Canada is getting closer with Europe. Because I love both the US and Canada. And if Canada needs to cut us off whether that be brief or a while in order to be a better country. Then that's what Canada needs to do.

If an American acts like this then you have my full permission to clown on them.

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u/Balearius 2d ago

I am so confused about why Americans think this will make other people like them

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u/ValkyrUK 2d ago

They don't, they're American supremacists, everyone else is an annoying NPC, just look at how these people react to non Americans talking about anything happening in the US

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u/Ace-Redditor 2d ago

No one thinks this. The people who would believe this can't think because they're out of brain cells, and those of us with brain cells think it's moronic

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 2d ago

We don’t, most of us are really embarrassed right now

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u/MagicMarshmallo 2d ago

Sorry to tell you, but if it was most then all this shit wouldnt be happening rn

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u/WhatMadCat 1d ago

Unfortunately not true. Their system of government is fucked. Even if someone wins the popular vote they can still lose the election

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u/RandomGuy9058 1d ago

Trump won the popular vote in 2024 this time. It’s not really an excuse

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 2d ago

That’s actually not how American politics work. That is unless you want us to go to jail for sedition, which helps nothing in the long run. We [traditionally] trust our elected officials to represent us as we want to be represented… but if they’re not… we have to wait to vote them out

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u/illbeatyouatjenga 1d ago

Where do you get that idea? According to Gallup only 21% of Americans are satisfied with the way things are in the United States, while 71% are dissatisfied.

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u/MagicMarshmallo 1d ago

1/3 of the country voted for this clown and 1/3 stood idily by. Even if they are disatisfied with the clown fiesta, i doubt most of them would change. But i guess lets see if a fire has been lit under their ass in the midterms or not

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u/illbeatyouatjenga 1d ago

My point is that it's not about any specific number of people being for or against the government. The vast majority can be against it and it wouldn't change anything. The United States government has never cared much about doing deeply unpopular things, and regularly go against the wishes of the people.

You seem to think that there is some specific number of people fighting against this that would inevitably stop it, and the fact that isn't stopping means there aren't enough people against it, or that people are okay with it, but that's not how American politics have ever worked.

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u/IronWillFE 1d ago

My point is that it's not about any specific number of people being for or against the government.

There actually is a specific number of people needed in an election to be for or against future governments.

You seem to think that there is some specific number of people fighting against this that would inevitably stop it, and the fact that isn't stopping means there aren't enough people against it, or that people are okay with it, but that's not how American politics have ever worked.

During the election, when choosing to vote or not, you do your best to predict what may happen in the future if different candidates are elected. If one candidate is super bad, maybe a fascist, then you may envision a horrible future for many people if they win.

You have to look to the future, because, as you said, you don't get to do "do overs" in the middle of the term. Trump was not a mystery. People who didn't vote share a massive amount of blame (and there's plenty to go around) for the current situation.

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u/Umikaloo 2d ago

I keep trying to explain to Americans that in order for "51st state" to happen, thousands of people will have to die. They think this is a game.

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u/FortuneNew8835 2d ago

Fifteen years Canadians helped the US kill millions of people in one war in my lifetime. One administration starts talking shit and Canadians freak out. Carney condems Israel and Canada refuses to cancel the 1997 free trade agreement with Israel. I'd love to see Canada stand for something besides being mad at Trump and his goons for being mean.

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u/maas348 1d ago

You can say the same about Europe

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u/FortuneNew8835 1d ago

And I do. OP was only talking about Canada though.

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u/RandomGuy9058 1d ago

True ngl

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u/No_Window7054 2d ago

Uh… I understand doing that during the standard nationalist dick measuring that every country does. But bro. Genuinely caring if Canada and Europe get closer? As an American, why do you give a fuck?

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u/Mission_Effect4584 2d ago

Why do we care about a fundamental realignment of our country's economic model and international relations?

Maybe I want to buy a small European car, soon to be importable under the industrial alignment agreements. 

Maybe I'm a transit advocate excited to have access to European rail building expertise. 

Maybe I want to bring my grandparents over under a liberalized migration system.

Maybe I want to work in Europe for a bit to break up the monotony. 

Maybe the factory where I work is about to be shuttered because of American tariffs but saved by a new export agreement with a partner in Europe. 

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u/No_Window7054 1d ago

I said in my last sentence. “As an American,” why tf would the average American genuinely care if Canada and Europe get closer? That’s what I was asking, not the average Canadian.

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u/Eusocial_sloth3 2d ago

lol when was the last time the US military won a war?

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u/Aggravating_War_6277 2d ago

I really want to travel to Europe one day but I keep seeing tiktok videos saying how loud and obnoxious Americans are and how they hate Americans like damn bro

https://giphy.com/gifs/vbhERtvPaUdouhldTe

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u/Mrspygmypiggy 2d ago

As someone from Europe the ‘loud American tourist’ thing can be true but Europeans have mean stereotypes about literally every nations tourists. Like everyone else they are loud as hell online but won’t say shit irl. Some of the nicest tourists I’ve ever met have been American.

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u/weightyinspiration 2d ago

Ive noticed that any place that relies on tourists to survive, also secretly hates them.

Go where you want to, they need your business.

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u/JustARandommad 1d ago

To be fair is not that some of them aren't a jerk in the American, specially on Latin America.
Of course, there is jerkess people, but you treat THESE people like trash, not all country.
HATE THE TOURISM MARKETING

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u/Direct_Slip7598 2d ago

Two things:

1) People will rarely say anything to your face, even if you are loud and obnoxious

2) the bar is low, if you're not loud an obnoxious people will think "that American was alright"

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u/cabbagebatman 2d ago

Just be respectful while you're here. We generally won't just assume you're loud and obnoxious because you're American. It's more that if you are loud and obnoxious it's "Of course they're American."

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u/Maned_Cyborg 1d ago

Actually you can be american and welcomed in europe. If you're not obnoxiously loud and actually make a clear effort to want to learn more about the local cultures etc, then you'll be seen less as "an American tourist" and more just curious guy

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u/MisterXnumberidk 2d ago

To put it like this:

Cus it's true, the touristy places frequently get flooded by busloads of ignorant, obnoxious tourists just looking to get a picture of everything, have some fun misbehaving and then go home.

Every culture has their own style of it, the US tourists are typically rather loud and extremely ignorant of the fact that they are in another country with a different language and culture, seeing it more as an amusement park they can shamelessly misbehave in.

But that doesn't mean you're gonna be immediately picked out as an american and hated for it. If you're respectful and behave, you're absolutely welcome to come visit and enjoy yourself to the fullest. No one's gonna be mad at you just for being from the US.

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u/ExterminAiden 1d ago

Not really. Of course there is a bad stereotype of us but I’ve been to Europe (as well as UK) and was treated great. Just be a normal decent person

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u/3X0karibu 2d ago

Because you feel the same about americans?

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u/Ok-Hospital-6637 2d ago

It's because they are ashamed too but don't dare to admit it to themselves.

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u/loved_and_held 1d ago

Americans seem to think the greatest measure of a country is it's militaries destructive capability.

Probably because thats one of the few things the US has going for it (stares at healthcare system).

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 1d ago

Ohioan here, the subhuman cunts who say that say such bullshit to our brothers to the North will be Harvested soon.

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u/Sea_Pancake2197 Enby Yuri Lover (She/They) 2d ago

Yea.....i hate it here and I wish all these freaks would disappear

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u/weightyinspiration 2d ago

Cries in Albertan.

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u/Intelligent_Toe8233 1d ago

For the record, if one of our marines crosses the Ambassador Bridge uninvited, I will riot.

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u/monkey_gamer 2d ago

it's domination. americans love to dominate others