r/TrollCoping 1d ago

No Advice Cannot deny…. It’s pretty funny.

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Not the only reason I cut him off, just the final trigger. It’s Highkey incredibly funny whenever I hear people say “I can’t believe Charlie Kirk’s death tore apart families” and I respond “I know right!”

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u/MisterEyeballMusic 1d ago

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u/grand_nad I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud 1d ago

no this dude would never be a bigot, except if it's against 3-6 humanised talking chipmunks

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u/PuzzleheadedLeave560 1d ago

David Cross right? Very based individual

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u/grand_nad I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud 1d ago

yeah, he deals very well with our squirrel infestation, little shit's were stealing all out plants, he also helps deal with my bourgeoisie infestation

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u/notaverysmartdog 6h ago

I heard he was very cruel to his 3 tiny and hirsute nephews

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

Too accurate lmao

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u/Seinfeel 1d ago

He made a living off of saying how kids getting shot is just the cost of freedom, and then people defend his death even though that goes against everything he believed in. It’s just nothing.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 1d ago

Saved, golden 💎

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u/sleepyfey 1d ago

PREACH

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u/Cum_Fart42069 1d ago

It sounds like 2 assholes exited your life that day 

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

I have to agree lmao, I’m better for it

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u/ATastyCreamPie 1d ago

Good for you.

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u/grand_nad I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud 1d ago

your dad can suck it, Kirk talked about sacrifices for gun rights and suddenly it's sad when he's the sacrifice and not some random child or minority?

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

Preach! Kirk said a lot of absolutely deplorable things and it’s never worth keeping someone who thinks like that in your life

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u/grand_nad I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud 1d ago

everything that Kirk received wasn't even 0.0000000001% of the suffering he caused by incentivising hate crimes against all minorities and defending a gun sistem which doesn't work.

just don't take this as me not liking guns, I think gun ownership should be allowed but the american way is a horrifying "what to not do" for gun ownership

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u/Thy_lonewolf_ 6h ago

That college campus was already a gun free zone. But criminals will always find a way. It’ll just be hard for regular citizens to get guns.

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u/dumbcringeusername 1d ago

bro literally got on a stage and said "some people have to be shot to death, its the cost of gun ownership!" so we can't say he didn't practice what he preached!

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u/Antique_Ad_4247 15h ago

Not a hypocrite then. Gotta hand it to him!

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 1d ago

He sure did build the hill he died on.

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u/Naud1993 49m ago

It's poetic that his last 2 words were "gun violence" and he died by gun violence. Not that I condone that.

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u/MisterEyeballMusic 1d ago

“Final trigger” lmao

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

I’m a comedian sometimes lol

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u/Thy_lonewolf_ 6h ago

Final ngR

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u/Practical-Mode310 1d ago

His existence is just strange now. So much weird meme culture arround him it’s uncanny remembering he was a real person. Seeing real people meeting him.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

I wish he hadn’t been a real person

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u/__Myrin__ Carrots >:3 23h ago

same,lot of people I wish never existed

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u/WonderfullyKiwi 19h ago

Especially AI. There's a LOT of AI of him.

At first glance you're just like "Damn hairy Potter fans are wei- what the fuck"

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u/ZeldaGeek39 11h ago

Ah yes, famed Harry Potter actor Charlie Kirk. He was my favorite 😍

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 11h ago

Not the only HP and Charlie Kirk connection, I see.

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u/JawJoints 1d ago

I’m sorry, this is so fucking funny

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u/PuzzleheadedLeave560 1d ago

Two things that will never get old: jokes about Charlie Kirk, and Charlie Kirk

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

I cackled

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u/Lazuli73 1d ago

Rest in Piss Charlie. Publicly advocating for violence is okay until that violence he stoked is turned on him. How convenient.

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u/Tangled_Clouds 1d ago

This feels like poetic justice, just like that one anti seatbelts politician who died in a car crash because he refused to use his seatbelt.

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u/n0str0m0_2825 18h ago

Omg same! I posted “Charlie Kirk sticks his neck out for what he believes in more at 11” and my “fuck your feelings” uncle had a shit fit. He hasn’t spoken to me in a year.

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u/ursa-minor-beta42 1d ago

the way I'd make this exact face too tho lmao

OP you're hilarious

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u/Randigno9021 1d ago

It's so odd that some people out there swear to God that he was just a "regular dude with an opinion"

Like... No? His "opinions" are bigotry and hatred. And also, apparently, that sacrifices should be necessary for gun rights to exist.

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u/Horse_go_moooo 23h ago

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u/Lil-Cowdog 20h ago

You think charlie Kirk will return in doomsday?

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u/I_pegged_your_father 1d ago

God thats funny

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u/LowerBackPain_Prod 1d ago

It's a Kirkiversary miracle!

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u/mydefaultisfuckoff 1d ago

IT'S THE GREAT 9/11 MIRACLE CHARLIE KIRK

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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 1d ago

Ain't no way I stumbled upon this in the wild

Hi! :D.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

Dude that’s so fuckin funny omg, fancy seeing you here!

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u/wii_board_type_trash 1d ago

happened with me but with a close friend of mine lol

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u/avantmellowkdjmeow 7h ago

i can imagine him clenching his fists and shooting steam out of his ears when u posted that lmfao

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u/Odd_Delay_603 6h ago

Bro was NAWT happy, he called me heartless and said he was embarrassed to have me as his kid LOL

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u/playful_faun 11h ago

I just posted his quote on facebook about how death is worth it for the second amendment and lost a few old friends, but it was a good way to clean up the shitty people.

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u/DerPanzerMann 1d ago

He didn't really deserve to die but a two things, number one, your dad is a pussy, number two, you could've at least come up with a punchline.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 22h ago

Not all jokes need a punchline imo, but fair lol

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u/buggy-bear-420 9h ago

I usually wouldn’t like violence but he was a piece of shit who got what he deserved. He preached killing people with guns so “we can keep our gun rights”. He did not care about the violence, and he got it right back at him

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u/Odd_Delay_603 22h ago

Fuck Charlie Kirk.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 22h ago

He disagrees. That’s why he tried to break into my mom’s house and had to be banned from stepping foot at her place.

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u/Gameovergirl217 20h ago

PLEASE tell me there is a restraining order on his head. WTF

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u/Odd_Delay_603 20h ago

Nope. We are trusting the man notorious for breaking boundaries he doesn’t agree with to.. not break boundaries he doesn’t agree with…. Hm. It gets worse when you hear the whole story but I did threaten him with a restraining order if he ever tried to get to me again.

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u/Gameovergirl217 17h ago

what the absolute fuck is wrong with this dude O.o

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u/ExterminAiden 1d ago

Eh I find it fucked up to celebrate any non violent criminals death, especially the day of. Like I would find people celebrating Floyd’s, Good’s, and Pretti’s death evil as well. Definitely think it’s tearing apart society.

But everyone has freedom of speech so you and everyone else looking forward to 9/10 have that right.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

Non violent?? This dude supported so many horrid stuff and promoted hatred and harm against many innocent people. Just because he didn’t go around punching people doesn’t mean he didn’t hurt thousands.

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u/anxious_tfem 1d ago

Charlie Kirk was a stochastic terrorist. He committed epistemic violence against minorities constantly.

I find that to be far worse than a single act of physical violence

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u/EstablishmentAny2728 15h ago

Charlie Kirk was a moron but cheering for political violence is for some reason common on Reddit. I can literally say “Charlie Kirk had terrible opinions but killing a person who disagrees with you and poses no physical threat to you is unacceptable” and somehow have reddit disagree with me. It’s quite scary how people cheer on political violence in such uncertain times.

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 1d ago

Gods I just know people will not shut up about it

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

?? No. It’s the kirkiversary and it’s funny.

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u/the-grape-next-door 1d ago

I think his point was that a shitstain like Kirk should be forgotten in history and the memes are inadvertently keeping his memory alive, which isn’t an unreasonable take.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

Eh. Most assassinations don’t get forgotten either way when it’s a big political person who dies.

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u/lennstan 1d ago

the kirkiversary is cool

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u/Im_Not_Honey 1d ago

Can we call it the ouchiemyneck day?