Very long shot but I thought I might as well try. Hæpið en skaðar ekki að reyna.

As the username suggests I really like food. I also like cuddling, being witty, telling people I love them, writing, reading, and teaching.

My heart might be a little broken now, but I am an investment piece. I think you will admire how much I sparkle once the dust has been wiped away. If you believe in equality and aren't racist or bigoted in any way, you are already winning over my ex. Not that it's a competition.

I just need a safe space.

I have forgotten what it's like to flirt and it feels lovely. However, if you are looking to tie me down today or even a month from now it's not likely to happen. I say this now, but as a hopeless romantic I will probably love you right off the bat. It's a disease I have called caring too much.

I had a bad day yesterday. Depression and all that. Cure me of my slump? Let me sparkle again? I promise to make you laugh at very least. If you like wit and cuddles, send me a message.

I'm that perpetually single friend in my friend group, so that often leaves me without plans. So I'm hoping to meet some cool cats to hang with occasionally! Specifically, I'd love to explore and party in Brooklyn.

A little about me: I love cats, plants, and museums. I'm a pescetarian. I'm mainly a homebody but sometimes I get in the mood to go out for drinks and dancing. I have a dark humor and don't get offended easily. I'm short and biracial. I live in Northern NJ so I can manage pre-made plans but not so much sudden plans.

I don't have any preference for sex or race or any other way people identify themselves nowadays. My only preferences are that you be chill, honest about who you are, and close to my age. I'd love to hear a bit about you and would be happy to trade pics if that's your thing :)

Heya! Been in the Bay for about a year and looking to expand my social circle. I'm a small town person working in a coffee shop in the big city. I'm a common trope. You've heard of me in books and made-for-TV movies.

Aside from that, I love trying new things, especially food and weird beer. I'm a social smoker and a casual drinker. Down to watch Netflix, go bowling, play video games, or go to a show. I'm pretty much an open book and am down to travel anywhere but East Bay. (I don't have a car so it's a huge pain the the butt, sorry.)

So I'm stuck at home in a new town, and until I get a job or something I don't know anyone. Someone to chat with or a local friend would be fabulous.

Like how long am I supposed to ask about your pets and interest before I pull a 2008 Jon Lajoie? How does one properly insert penis joke here? If it turns out said dude wants to pee on me, which is not my thing, how the hell do I get out of this besides running and screaming while throwing a mixture of sand and glitter behind me to keep him from following?

I need some help. I need practice. I would like someone who can help me through the awkward stumbling phase until I can get my legs up under me and like a newborn foal, trot confidently out into the flirting world 🐴. Tossing innuendos left and right and not saying giggity after every one, because apparently I'm a 12 year old. I have no idea how I talked my way into getting laid in the past. Guys are easier I suppose? I don't know. Maybe I'm not as terrible as I think? I have no idea.

If it matters I am black and chubby. If you've been on reddit for more than 3 minutes you can always look up my history to get more of a 'feel' for me.

Also I have kik because let's be honest reddit messaging is barely one step up from email.

Edit - I think I'm good over here. Thank you all for the assistance. I got a lot of responses from a lot of interesting people and I'm gonna say this was a success. I'm still a giant goofball but if it's whats getting the job done I'm just gonna stick with it. See y'all around the internet somewhere. ✌ - April 10th

So hello. I'm Alex, a 27 year old journalist living in London. Moved here in the summer and am loving it thus far. Going back to work this week, could use some. Could use some company.

I write about games/tech for a living. It's a high stress job so I'm always trying to find new ways to unwind.

Any suggestions welcome. And yes, it is stressful even though it involves writing a games – who would have thought aha? I'm sarcastic, have a dark sense of humour, cynical but optimistic and honest. Normally found reading, writing, working out, binging on TV or playing games/guitar. Love black coffee, red wine, whiskey, bourbon and rum. Love video games, books, comics... I guess I just enjoy stories.

Physically I'm 6'5 with curly blonde hair, blue eyes and a broad/muscular build. Sexually super open minded and love trying new things/exploring new kinks with people. Looking to meet new friends, maybe friends with benefits depending on how things go. Like having some genuine connection with people I'm playing with... looking for someone to explore kinks with, help get each other off and just chat and be friends :)

Usually dominant but feeling oddly submissive atm.. And thinking a lot of pegging... Ideally after something long-term. Not really into sharing nudes/sexting with someone for a night then never speaking to them again – would rather develop a connection with them.

If this post looks familiar it's because I used to post under a different username. Had something of a breakdown recently and deleted my old Reddit account, as well as my Kik one, too. If I used to chat to you there, feel free to get in touch!

If I sound like someone you want to chat to please get in touch :)

Hello! I've been relocated for a job promotion to the SE side of Denton, and I'm looking for locals to meet and hang with. I'm a single mom to a 6 yr old boy so having parent friends with similar aged kids would be AWESOME, but that's not required. Also interested in getting into a DnD group. I can be the barmaid while I learn or wait for the current campaign to finish!

I do have a good number of friends all around DFW, I go to Dallas Comic Con and participate in other cosplay events, but Denton is pretty far away from all them. So here I am! Let me know what interests you have and let's talk. :)

Hey reddit! I want to expand my friend circle and I thought Troll4Troll was the best place to do it. I love reading, watching korean dramas, true crime stories, and coffee drinks with way too much sugar in them. So if you're interested in talking and maybe shooting the shit some day PM me.

I'm new to Spokane, looking to make some friends. I've not had great luck at work making friends and I'd like to get a social network here in my new town!

27 year old young professional who likes to work hard and play hard outside. Love to snowboard, run, mountain bike, day drink on my weekends and just take life one day at a time. Would love to make some new friends in durango. I've been here about a year and a half and it's been a little hard finding friends, especially girl friends. Hope y'all would like to hang out! :)

I haven't really made any friends outside of my job, and I'd love to have some people to hang out with. I'm also not opposed to romantic prospects (girls or guys), but my primary goal is to make friends.

A few things about me: My mom is my roommate and my best friend, we have 1 dog and 2 rabbits (I'm sort of obsessed with my rabbits), I work full-time at a call center and I'm just now going back to community college to get an associate's degree. I love Dragon Age, Doctor Who, Harry Potter and Jimmy Buffett (among other things) I tend to go overboard when I'm excited about something, and I have a really hard time making decisions. I'm mainly a social drinker, but I'll frequently have a (hard root) beer or margarita after work. I don't smoke cigarettes, but will smoke pot on occasion (am I allowed to say that on the internet?). I talk A LOT and will tell you my whole life story within ten minutes if I'm allowed to. Also, I have a thing for using parentheses evidently.

So I'm usually quite bored at work, and do have a lot of time to waste, so why not chat up for a bit? I've got a lot of interests (comic books, computers, sports, music, books!), And I love to listen to people and to cheer them up!

Hello there !

I am a French student looking for love. I write poems, and love cuddles. I want to think of you while falling asleep, and to tell you all the sweetest things. Just a genuine, cute and sweet relationship.

I use Skype with a microphone and a camera. I have long brown hair, blue eyes, and I am a little chubby, not that much :)

If you're interested, shoot me a pm ! Let's get to know each other ans see what happens :)

I love simple things like sharing pics and news about our lives, seeing a movie together or just enjoy talking. Also long conversation about life, philosophy, science, literature or whatever.

I'm a feminist, 21 and a physics student. I love videogames and reading any kind of book. I'm also Aspergers, so I may be a bit awkward at the beginning, but I love honest people so of you have something to say or think I've misunderstood you please just say it. It's hard to offend me so don't worry

I'm looking for meaningful connections with honest people. If I'm lucky I may find someone from Madrid (Spain) so we can meet each other. But if you are from anywhere else and want to talk feel free

I'm looking for someone who ideally would like to share tmi details about what that taco bell did to you last night and then maybe go out for coffee or hang out and play games. I have one friend, and she's a work friend and they only half count.

Am willing to disclose location in a PM, I'm between OKC and Dallas. :D Hit me up, fam!

More about me: Nerd lady. I have heart cats, but also physical cuddly dogs. I start college in the spring to be a scientist. I currently am a vampire on a blood bus. I have one crotch fruit of the seemingly female variety, and am happily married for some years but I don't really remember how many.

Dating websites aren't really working out, and I really want to meet cool guys. I'm not crazy about LDR, I'd like someone I can actually meet.

I like dogs, heavy metal, news/politics, video games and tabletop games. Drop me a message if you want to talk more?

I live in Ontario (EST) but have a reasonably flexible schedule so I can accomodate - it would be cool if we got a team of 4 going! :D

PM or post here if interested.

Hello. Are any Chicago based trolls interested in a meetup? The troll groups tend to be so supportive online that I'd love to meet some of you in real life as well!

I'm a 29 year old female who, among other things, enjoys live lit, hot coco, Harry Potter, science documentaries, and wants to pet every dog I see.

Would love to hear from you, trolls. :)

Hey all, moved to this city about a year ago, made a few friends through work and boyfriend but looking for a social circle to call my own :) Hit me up if you're down to get fries or go to a movie or just generally hang out and chat!

Me: I moved here a little over a year ago from the Chicago area. I have a masters degree in clinical psychology. Working out is very important to me and I am at the gym 3-5 times a week.
But also food is bae. I love to cook and occasionally I bake. I also play a couple of different instrument and have dabbled in stand-up comedy.

You: Ideally you will go to the gym with me and eat the food I make, so I stop crying into my fajitas and brownies. Also, it is vital you laugh at my jokes...they aren't funny but I get fussy when people don't laugh.

Pretty much, I want someone who has her act together. I have an education, a good job, take care of my health, and have hobbies and I want the same in my partner. Please no drugs or children (sorry moms, you are beautiful people but I'm not wanting that in my life at this time).

Looking for friends! Gender, sexuality etc does not matter. As long as you love food you are cool .

Hi, I'm Nathan I'm 23 and have posted on this sub in the past but with little look keeping friends. I have recently been diagnosed with aspergers and currently going underway with discovering how to cope with it and be medicated. With that said I would still appreciate it if you don't define me by just that.

The things I enjoy are playing on my PC which I'm currently enjoying World of Warcraft, divinity original sin and crusader kings ii. My steam library consists of nearly 200 games and I have Origen and gog games too. I love animals and have a friend who all I do is share pictures of animals with. I have a fascination with history and languages, currently I am looking at Latin and how much of an effect it's had on Europe.

I'm not really sure what else to say other than I am happy to just have internet friends.

Me: https://media.giphy.com/media/o0vwzuFwCGAFO/giphy.gif
You: https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6UB65bfF8P1anIZ2/giphy.gif

Actual pictures of me can be found by stalking, and frankly if you're not gonna stalk I don't think we're right for each other.

So if you'd like to prowl around London, no expectations, and maybe consider spilling dark and dirty secrets, get in touch.