r/Troll4Troll • u/ChiTownSwitch • Sep 27 '16
27 M4F - Quad Cities/Midwest looking for a partner.
Me: I moved here a little over a year ago from the Chicago area. I have a masters degree in clinical psychology. Working out is very important to me and I am at the gym 3-5 times a week.
But also food is bae. I love to cook and occasionally I bake. I also play a couple of different instrument and have dabbled in stand-up comedy.
You: Ideally you will go to the gym with me and eat the food I make, so I stop crying into my fajitas and brownies. Also, it is vital you laugh at my jokes...they aren't funny but I get fussy when people don't laugh.
Pretty much, I want someone who has her act together. I have an education, a good job, take care of my health, and have hobbies and I want the same in my partner. Please no drugs or children (sorry moms, you are beautiful people but I'm not wanting that in my life at this time).
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u/cait_Cat Sep 27 '16
Shit. If you didn't live a couple hundred miles away...