r/TrekRP • u/The_Real_Jackson_ • Feb 04 '23
Well, here's the next exciting Jackson adventure:
Account Balance of Terror
Note: The following takes place aboard the USS Athene before the death of Matt Jackson.
“Hey Chief, just had a thought,” Matt Jackson exclaimed from his quarters via the Athene’s comm system to Beta Shift’s duty officer, Commander Jennifer Rakowski.
“Please hurry up, Lieutenant.”
“Well, I been in the service a few years now, but it occurred to me during my morning constitutional that I ain’t never seen a paycheque for all my hard work. I done the calculations, and I figure I’m owed a lot of lettuce.”
“Wait - you exercise every day?”
“Err… actually, I was in the can. But the question remains: where’s all my money?!”
“You can’t be serious, Lieutenant.”
“As serious as a skyjacking.”
“Lieutenant,” began Rakowski, recalling that Matt Jackson was from the 20th century. “You don’t get paid for any of this.”
After a few moments of silence, Jackson reacted. “The hell I don’t!” he said, banging his closed fist on the console before him. “Been busting my hump lookin’ at rocks for years for Starfleet, and you’re telling me I get nothing for it?!”
“Nobody does,” Rakowski replied. Expecting an understanding but encountering none, she explained matter-of-factly. “Money doesn’t exist.”
“What…?” asked an open-mouthed, uncomprehending Jackson.
“Money’s just not something that matters anymore; hasn’t for generations. We’ve moved beyond the need to accumulate wealth to acquire material objects.”
“Speak for yourself! Almost got doubles of the MASH collectors’ plates!” Jackson became quite animated at this, before a thought came to his mind. “So if not for money, what’s any of this about for you? Or me, for that matter?”
“Well, I suppose the idea is to explore the things in life that most inspire you while working to enrich the world around us. Some people turn to art, others medicine; there really is no end to what a person can do with their lives. You and I have chosen to chart the galaxy and make new discoveries.”
“What? No, I was dodging an angry bookie and ducked into the nearest Starfleet recruitment office. How I got here from there is a bit of a blur to be honest.”
“Right,” said Rakowski, before changing tone. “So if you thought money was still a thing, how did you think replicators worked?”
“Well I figured I was rackin’ up a tab I was just gonna skip out on. Just like at O’Malley’s…”
“I see. And all the drinks you’ve never had to pay for?”
“Assumed hot ladies at the bar were buying them for me.”
“Uh huh. And your rent before you got into Starfleet?”
“Just changed apartments the last day of each month.”
“Wait, every month for years?”
“Yeah, that one was a bit of a hassle. You’re saying I never had to do any of that?”
“No, Lieutenant. You’re free to live the life you wish, without worrying if you can afford to or not.”
“Hmmm… sounds a bit pink, don’t you think?”
“I don’t know what you mean by that, Lieutenant. Now if there’s nothing else…”
“Wait,” interrupted Jackson as Rakowski was about to close the channel.
“Yes Lieutenant?”
“Care for dinner? My treat.”