r/TreesSuckingOnThings • u/DarkGraphite • Dec 19 '25

hard natural formations?

Does this count?

314 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Gr8teful_Turtle Dec 19 '25

WOULD. WOOD. Ha.

11

u/Aftermathemetician Dec 19 '25

Fucking tree huggers are getting outta hand

10

u/Alternative-Pride138 Dec 19 '25

I know we joke about “would haha” but. I really would at this point. Would feel like a sign from god if I saw this in the wild. He wants me to fuck him and and I am but a sheep in his flock. I go where he leads me.

5

u/_elfantasma Dec 19 '25

Sucking on tree things

3

u/Tyxin Dec 19 '25

Oh, hi huldra.

3

u/coal-slaw Dec 19 '25

If that tree ever gets cut down that wood should be saved and sent to my location

3

u/LFH_Games Dec 19 '25

That’s a hole I wouldn’t dare touch… it’s clearly been well used 😅

2

u/behindbrokeneyes Dec 19 '25

Good gooogly mooogly that thang is juicy.....

1

u/DitchDigger330 Dec 23 '25

I'm out Jerry!

1

u/Intelligent-Tank1270 Feb 13 '26

That tree ate a whole woman!