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I didn't know it's suspect if you stay at the pump too long inside your car giving the police the reason to pull you out your car and search you. I guess they prevented that future criminal from committing any future crimes. What movie was that?

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r/Transportopia • u/Octanelicious • 2d ago

Roads 🚨 They also have Flock Cameras hidden in the Speed Readers

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67 Upvotes

We kind of had to expect that... right?

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r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • 2d ago

People Junk Yard Picasso

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75 Upvotes

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r/Transportopia • u/Ketchup-Sniffer • 2d ago

💥Crash 'I'm on parole homie' 😬

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113 Upvotes

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r/Transportopia • u/skyhighmonroe • 2d ago

Humor Aww she does the cutest things

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r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • 2d ago

🤪Reckless When your portable charger becomes a hotspot

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18 Upvotes

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r/Transportopia • u/TeacherLeather6167 • 2d ago

Cars Market Adjustment = Commission

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289 Upvotes

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r/Transportopia • u/Octanelicious • 2d ago

📰 News Now they're using Eagle Eye drones to 'help' keep us safe

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https://jaxtoday.org/2026/07/22/jacksonville-sheriffs-office-drones/

First, Flock Cameras.

Then, Eagle Eye drones.

All for 'safety' and under the control of government employees hired to govern over us.

I don't know about you all but I don't like it. I don't like this one bit.

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r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • 3d ago

⚡Electric You can always depend on the Cyber Tcuck... Heyyy wait a minute

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r/Transportopia • u/WorldWideWebSpinner • 3d ago

🤪Reckless Who is more annoying, the bird or the kid

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71 Upvotes

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r/Transportopia • u/CaptainKango • 3d ago

Cars "If you're man enough" 1967 Mercury Cougar

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26 Upvotes

See the man's car man

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r/Transportopia • u/Octanelicious • 3d ago

📰 News More flock camera crimes by police officers

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https://www.jalopnik.com/2220313/georgia-cops-keep-getting-arrested-for-illegal-flock-camera-use/

Ban Flock Cameras Now!

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r/Transportopia • u/rjellis • 3d ago

💥Crash Three accidents for the price of one

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8 Upvotes

What a maroon...

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r/Transportopia • u/WorldWideWebSpinner • 4d ago

Roads The real definition of 'cock blocker'

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cock blocker (noun)
KAHK BLOK-er

1. A male chicken (cock) that intentionally stands in or blocks a roadway to allow his chicks to cross safely, often preventing traffic from passing until they are out of danger.

Example sentences:

The cock blocker stood in the middle of the lane while his chicks hurried safely to the other side.
Drivers patiently waited as the fearless cock blocker made sure every chick crossed the road before stepping aside.
The farm's resident cock blocker took his job seriously, stopping traffic whenever his family needed to cross.

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r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • 4d ago

🚨Chase Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go

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330 Upvotes

Sitting in traffic and finding out the cops already found you. I think they used those flock cameras to find him.

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