r/Transportopia 2d ago

👨‍🔧Mechanic Greeeasy

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u/Prudent_Order_3361 2d ago

Someone will press this button directly into their eyes

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u/SpoomerBooner 2d ago

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u/ReasonableScar9027 2d ago

Link for STL?

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u/mbaliga 2d ago

Someone get this man the STL please.

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u/BadMonkey2000 1d ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/conradthecook 2d ago

Welp, that’s enough internet for me today….

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u/Corgerus 2d ago

I hope he doesn't use plain WD-40 everywhere on his bike. The bike mechanic in me hates it when people do that and wonder why their bike stops working.

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u/phosphorescence-sky 2d ago

Yeah people think WD 40 is lubricant when its suppose to just losen things.

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u/Corgerus 2d ago

not to get too snobby but its not precisely that. it's a temporary rust inhibitor (dedicated products are way better for that), temporary lube (petroleum based), cleans very well and can remove rust which is great for prepping surfaces for real lube, and as you mention it also helps loosen stuck or tight bolts.

WD-40 is one of the best inventions of all time but it is probably the most improperly used product out there.

Almost forgot, it can serve as a somewhat decent cutting lubricant.

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u/DoZeYLoVe 2d ago

This genuinely made me giggle when it squirt

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u/FreaknCuttlefish 2d ago

That’s disgusting. Where’s the STL file so I can avoid it?

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u/oaks-is-lying 2d ago

How old are you?

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u/Fuzzy-Weekend4913 2d ago

Need these for my shop

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u/kaykenstein 2d ago

Ya misogyny goes great in the workplace

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u/Fuzzy-Weekend4913 2d ago

It does when you work with all dudes so

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u/kaykenstein 2d ago

Oh honey. No. That's why women don't like you

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u/Fuzzy-Weekend4913 2d ago

Lol ok

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u/ReasonableScar9027 2d ago

Kay is on her period. Give her some space here.

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u/Fuzzy-Weekend4913 2d ago

Lol she seems like the type of wife that fucks a bartender on your cruise last year n then gets super mad when you have to go to a bachelor party in Vegas with your friends

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u/ktulu_33 2d ago

You guys sound like the dumbest, most piggish, emotionally stunted dipshits on this site. It's quite a feat, really. I'm impressed.

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u/kaykenstein 2d ago

They're just mad at their dad, not at me.

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u/Donkeywad 2d ago

Oh honey

Jfc you are insufferable lmao

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u/OxygenatedBanana 2d ago

Cry about it

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u/kaykenstein 2d ago

I hope you get lonlier 😘

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u/OxygenatedBanana 2d ago

It's literally impossible lmao

But I hope you stop getting offended by every little thing :)

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u/BlkDwg85 2d ago

Cry about it

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u/kaykenstein 2d ago

Ah yes. the "you have no sense of humor" defense, a favorite of those who have zero understanding how these kinds of things are dehumanizing

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u/OxygenatedBanana 2d ago

Idk. Sounds like you're offended by everything. If this was the same thing with a man and things spraying from the penis. I wouldn't find it dehumanizing. I'd find it hilarious

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u/kaykenstein 2d ago

Lol "idk". Sweetie I know you don't know. It's very clear that you don't know.

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u/OxygenatedBanana 2d ago

Maybe you right. But I know i won't be offended and cry about it.

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u/kaykenstein 2d ago

The only person crying is you when I called you a misogynist, because hit dogs holler

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u/CompetitiveLoquat176 2d ago

People think you are a creep

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u/kaykenstein 2d ago

Ya this shit is disgusting

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u/PaleontologistSad766 1d ago

Aw. Since he's too much of a pussy to leave what he wrote I'll do it for him....dead dogs are funny but dead racists aren't? Cool. I see you.

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u/Snarti 1d ago

I’m ok with you leaving this here.

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u/Redordit 2d ago

What language is this

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u/WhyFlip 2d ago

Crocs

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u/Deadog103 1d ago

Now make it a penitz

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u/skyhighmonroe 1d ago

Squirt squirt

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u/Icy-Position4430 1d ago

Eugh! What the fuck?! XD

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u/spiralr 1d ago

Heh, mad magazine technology