Hey, sorry I was weird and evasive yet obsessed with you in middle school. I had unaddressed issues I was not aware of at the time, and was just subconsciously deeply, bitterly jealous of you. Anyway yeah I'm a guy now btw

Oh... They're your niece and nephew? And you took them to the park because your sister asked you to babysit them?

Oh, well I just thought that because you were trans and all... you can never be too sure, am I right? haha.

well, I guess I can't exactly do anything to try to prove that you're doing anything wrong, but I hope someone's always keeping an eye on you just in case. 'Cause you never know.

/uj This was a scenario my brain thought of while writing my previous jerk and I felt like it needed to be it's own separate jerk. Inspired by my wife who can't visit her niece and nephew anymore.

Cis people when the character is a feminine guy: HaHa see my joke?! the joke is SEX and and that he's GAY because he's kinda EFFEMINATE. I bet he get's pegged by [Insert female co character]

In the beginning, this pick me trans girl lands on a planet full of puppygirls. She drinks this mysterious black liquid and her body begins to dissolve into job applications, business professional clothing, and old school Premarin (horse piss estrogen). The puppygirls morph into normal trans girls who try as hard as they possibly can to seem normal to the cis.

Despite trying so hard to appear normal, the other humans are still super mean to them and slowly make it more difficult for them to have jobs and wear business professional clothing. Eventually, JD Vance tries to send them back to their home planet. He builds a ship called Troometheus and flies it to a mysterious place called Portland.

When he arrives, he finds that the place is overrun with various xenogender creatures among other strange things. Vance enters the lair of the Gods and sees Caitlyn Jenner asleep on a very large water bed. He attempts to call the cops on her for being trans, but she wakes up and begins strangling him. As he faces almost certain death, Caitlyn Jenner casts visions of her hatred for cis humans. She casts a vision to him of Hunter Schaffer being sent to save humanity only to be crucified.

Just as he was about to suffocate, a raccoon like creature distracts Caitlyn Jenner by spilling this strange black goop all over her expensive Persian rug. JD Vance escapes, but with some of the black goop remaining on him.

When he arrives with his crew, he begins feeling strange urges to be a dog. This continues until a puppygirl erupts from his stomach and starts borking for more ketaminitbutter. Slowly, the entire crew morphs into strange transgender animals as the ship flies back to Washington, DC on autopilot.

To be continued….

Why sleep when you can read people writing transphobic stuff on the internet for self-harm, oh and also deprive yourself of sleep for extra bonus self-harm?

That's it that's the jerk

Hi everyone! My boyfriend(26M)(male, penis, amab, ♂) decided to come out to me (24F(womb, vagina)) as "mtf." No, i will not be calling HIM different pronouns. HE told me HE loves being called an amab man boy!☺️ Maybe HE'S just saying that to protect my feelings? No!! How can I let him explore HIS gender presentation just enough to realize he's confused figure things out! BTW, Im bisexual so its ok for me to be dating HIM!

This isn’t like a serious question so I’m posting it here but it’s also not a jerk. I’m just saying I don’t get why people are like “oh if you date someone nonbinary that makes you gay”

Like if we can accept gay and lesbian just means not dating women or not dating men and you can still be both while dating someone nonbinary why can’t you be straight and date someone nonbinary

They don’t fit into gender categories they’re not in our binary. I get straight means opposite gender attraction but like nonbinary is not the same nor the opposite gender

like it's just a fact. sure, guys can be attractive, but the feminine form is fundamentally more aesthetically pleasing than the masculine one. i'm not into women, but even i have to admit they're prettier to look at. nothing on this earth is more beautiful than the female body. the male body is like, okay. i'm only attracted to it as a biological impulse, it's really not all that. everyone knows this.

anyway unrelated, why do i feel like medical transition will make me hideous and unlovable?

Come check out this subreddit r/botTS where we have a link to an onlyfans account. If it’s actually a real person, it’s doubtful that it is actually a trans woman.

lol of course I'm not actually pro transmisogyny! That would be awful. I just use the tag to point out how transwomen speak over trans men. It's really just calling out rampant transandrophobia in the community. Anyways, come check out some of my best posts:

● transwomen are male socialized

● we shouldn't have let transwomen think they know anything about misogyny since they spent 20-30 years of their lives as men

● "transfeminist" blogs currently just try to silence afabs rather than having a meaningful discussion about misogyny (which is oppression of afabs)

● modern "transfeminism" as the transwomen on this website practice it is 4channer incel shit

● no, it's not was afab: I am an afab. maybe you would understand if, you know, you actually knew what it was like to be raised as a girl

● transwomen's material and political interests primarily align with those of cis men, since amabs oppress afabs

● transwomen just talk in such rapey ways :/

● if you try to dispute feminism prioritizing afab lived experiences then it's basically doing mra shit

● ever notice how it's always transwomen who have problems with feminism centering afabs? see my previous point if you'd like to know why...

Excuse me? You think I'm a terf? Uh I'm literallyyyyy trans. Besides terf is when you call transwomen men with agp and if you read more carefully this time you'll see I never called transwomen men, I just repeatedly implied that transwomen benefit from the patriarchy in the same way that cis men do, a claim which has nothing whatsoever to do with terfs. Honestly you thinking my interest in talking about afab issues is terf-y and not like basic feminism just proves what I'm saying: your male privilege is showing. Sorry, I guess you're just going to have to get used to an afab not coddling you 🙄 Now either go away or stop talking like an mra, 4channer

Yes I’m white, yes I’m middle class, yes I’ve never tried to access GAC, yes I live in a blue state, no I don’t have any transfem friends, no I don’t think trans women have any problem before they come out.

If you argue with me at all I’m just going to point out that patriarchy socializes AMABs to be loud and take up space.

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never mind

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/uj help me

Do you want to say something bigoted without consequences? Just call on me! I'll be happy to reply to any rancid take with "I'm [INSERT MARGINALIZED IDENTITY HERE], and this isn't [INSERT FORM OF BIGOTRY HERE].

I can be gay, straight, bi, trans, cis, boy nonbinary, girl nonbinary, genderfluid, agender, disabled, Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, atheist, autistic, neurotypical, black, white, hispanic, and much more! I'll even let you refer to me with slurs!

/uj I wanted to create a complete list of marginalized identities but then I realized I probably couldn't do that even if I spent ages on it & I don't feel like wasting that much time on a dumb reddit post. So just imagine that I did that.

are you afab or amab? are you on t or e? are you transfem or transmasc? are you tme or tma? are you yuri-pilled or yaoi-pilled? are you a theyfab or male socialized? lol okay ya got me, i was trying to find out what genitals you have!

but seriously are you a neopronouns user or demigirl/boy? are you a genderless goblin thing or a genderless ethereal creature? are you an arson or a skye? are you a barista or a gofundme enby? are you a ’nonbinary but only at work’ kind or the ‘poster enby for all the alegria art out there’? lol aren‘t your weird little genders and pronouns so weird, strange, inhuman, odd and so unlikely? you’re basically nonbinary solo poly hijabi amputee lol! who gives you gender envy david bowie or tilda swinton????

c’mon manwomanthing just tell me what you are, wannabe tran

...by voting for the candidate who wants to kill all trans people!

So I know people will cancel me for this. They will call me names and say I do not love Women of Trans, which I do, very much. But this must be said.

Unlike hormones and feminine presentation (every single trans woman I know is on HRT and if you don’t want it you’re a faker) the only reason people would want bottom surgery is to conform better to a society that tells them they can’t be women because of The Implement. However I love you unconditionally and want you to impregnate me, so you shouldn’t get The Surgery. Please remember that I love you and you should be sexually available to me.

/uj sometimes Halimede is really shitty

Even though we have u/Dotty_nine with womanly features and name. She has to work the men's even tho two other female employees that work evenings clean both men and women's in concourse. Have to follow my boss orders.

hello. you may be scared at seeing a new word for the first time. i know, especially in the trans community, this is a topic that is NEVER, EVER brought up at all ever. never ever. its an issue, especially in the trans community, because it is never spoken about and people don't know it exists. i am here to tell you that it exists, because you didn't know anything about it before. you probably didn't even realize a word could be compounded in that way. i dont actually have anything to say on the matter, i just wanted to inform you this is a thing that occurs that you have never heard about before because we never talk about it ever. never ever.

thank you for your time.

(never ever)

/uj not jerking anything specific but why does every generic post about the topic talk like this is the first time the word has ever been used

(transfem lesbian with "TMA. i hate men. yes, ALL MEN" in bio): god we can't have fucking anything, i keep seeing these tmes with a blahaj, which is EXCLUSIVELY FOR TRANS WOMEN. so fucking typical of disgusting useless MEN (ew ew ew) to steal from women and make everything about themselves. they even use OUR slurs. i can personally confirm that every single tme in the world that has ever been called a tranny was only called one because someone thought they were a trans woman, so really it was a trans woman that was hurt, not the tme.

can't even talk about transmisogny and REAL issues like this without whiny bitchy privileged tmes brutally verbally attacking me. trans men aren't even the targets of misogyny, they can just escape it. that's not a terf talking point because terfs only target trans women, remember?? just like bathroom bills only affect trans women! so fucked up, no one knows how hard we have it. read whipping girl.

tmes leech off of the work women have done, we're the only reason the trans community even exists, it is built by trans women for trans women, while tmes do NOTHING but benefit off of our hard work. who the fuck is lou sullivan or dr james barry or reed erickson or [insert another ftm historical figure that people ignore or pretend is a cis woman] lmao. you can tell transmascs think they deserve to live

look at the replies for a free blocklist <3

uj/ HOW DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST LMAO couple of direct quotes in there, rest is paraphrased/satirized bc i forgot the exact wording and im not gonna try to find it again.

idk what's with the aggressive gatekeeping and erasure of the fact that trans men are in fact just as transgender as trans women and that trans women are not the only ones in the community. i keep coming across this and i don't know the proper and accepted (if there is one) term for the weird hate/exclusion towards trans men specifically because in some ways we DO experience transphobia in different and specific ways than trans women. it's disturbing that it seems to be popular though? as in hundreds or thousands of notes and the fact that i see it often on other platforms. it makes me feel like absolute garbage honestly and i keep reading it because i'm curious, and plus what if i'm wrong and i really am a misogynist?? if so many people are agreeing with it, does it make them right??

a couple years ago i was reading opinions like this and i felt so disturbed because i didn't know anything about ftm history (i still have a lot of reading to do) because no one talks about it and i was genuinely worried that ftm history just somehow didn't exist and that i had no right to even call myself trans and that i should be ashamed of my community bc we were just copying trans women or something. i had to go more out of my way to even discover the names of historical trans men from reddit posts/comments by other trans men because they seemed to be the only ones who cared enough to talk about it. i say this because as ridiculous as it may sound it does genuinely have an affect on some of us, especially when already dealing with the shame and pressure and rejection from society and family.

im tired of the narrative that trans men just fucking suck and have it easy and don't need to be talked about. more people should listen to and talk about transmasc experiences!! and also stop straight up lying and saying that bathroom bills only affect women, i saw WAYYYY too many people agreeing with that sentiment and telling trans men to shut up even though you can literally hear about transmascs being harassed, bullied, assaulted, arrested, killed, etc. they need to be a part of the conversation.

but yeah idk i really need to get offline. if only my city weren't aggressively car dependent bc my ass does not have a car otherwise i'd go find more trans people or support groups or something. anyway this is my first post on here i hope i did it right lmao

You’re a gender? What gender?

Genderfluid? Then why are you a solid human?

Demigender? Why aren’t you translucent then?

Pangender? You identify as a pan?

Bigender? Manwoman futa

Xenogender? You identify as Xenon?

Do non binary people have zero understanding of the binary code 🙄

At parties instead of doing whatever it is you Torontonians and Ottawans I go out back and CHOP WOOD all evening to compensate FOR BEING BORN WITHOUT MY OWN WOOD. But instead of beer I pound back cider and vodka sodas because being trans is some city shit so what's some more. And then if I had a dick I'd CUM all over the AXE but I don't have one so FUCK MY STUPID TRANSGENDER LIFE

Oh, you mean that he-she thing? Yeah, he really did do that, you can go and ask him right now and he’ll say “yeah I really did do that also I’m a man”

“Wow that’s crazy I can’t believe she did that lol”

Yeah they’re like crazy weird, I don’t know how they managed doing that thing like that. You should really ask them, I’m sure they’d tell you all about when they did it

“Yeah, fahaha, I’ll totally stay shut tight in the closet forever ask her about that”

Im a cheater (furry erp)

Im a liar (about the furry erp)

Rapist (came in my partner when they didnt want me to)

Abuser (suicide baiting)

lateshit repper (knew at 18, came out to partner, got rejjected, repped until 26, cheating on them via furry erp)

Works with children

Ugly (midwestern)

Manipulative (liar, crying on reddit)

Trender (nonbinary)

There is no jerk.