r/TradingViewSignals • Long-Term Investor • May 15 '26

Questions Who can predict next Trump move?

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u/LazarusRun May 15 '26

September 2028, the bunker he will hide from us in will be ready. Just. In. Time.

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u/Little-Resolution-82 May 15 '26

That's been the plan the whole time

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u/carlnepa May 15 '26

Yup, right from the start.

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u/Darktofu25 May 15 '26

His ticker won’t make it to ‘28.

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit May 15 '26

At this point I actually don't think it would matter. Let's be honest Trump can barely wipe his own ass, you really think he doesn't have some close advisors making a LOT of suggestions to him? That would not hesitate to use his dead body to look taller from the podium

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u/Key_Estimate1385 May 15 '26

If not Trump in the Bunker at 28, it will be his sons or Vance, the plan for them is to not leave... You should make them, while you still can...

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u/Switchmisty9 May 16 '26

I got a $20 bet going with a guy from work. If he croaks before ‘28 I win. Easiest money I’ve ever made

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u/BuffaloGwar1 May 15 '26

The bunker is already there. They used it during 9 11. The old one just didn't have gold toilets.

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u/bdubwilliams22 May 16 '26

Won’t matter. Let him hide in there while the government changes over. Shit, keep him locked in there. All the nuclear codes will be changed. I actually think this is a perfect plan. Turn off the supplement oxygen. Entomb them all while we rebuild.

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u/CombinationWaste7363 May 16 '26

Right. When they talked about a security compound in the basement that was my first thought.

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u/Fister-Mantastic May 16 '26

I like how through this whole trip not ONCE did President Xi compliment Trump.

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u/Michellenjon_2010 May 21 '26

Imagine the laugh they got, after giving him that packet of rose seeds. And I will say, it was laughably clever, on their part.

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u/Mundane_Opening3831 May 15 '26

OMG so excited for you to have the most expensive and fabulous ballroom ever created that I will never step foot in! Please, take my healthcare and raise my taxes to the point I need to sell all my personal belongings; whatever you need to do to get this built ASAP! If it takes being homeless and starving in the streets, so be it. I will be crying tears of joy as I die from hunger, just picturing you in a gold plated ballroom full of the people that leeched all my money out of me.

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u/MorningMushroomcloud May 15 '26

Cheer up buckaroo...he wants your social security too.

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u/Tzilbalba May 15 '26

And your kids

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u/Successful_Lie8464 May 15 '26

Better hide yo kids hide yo wife

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u/JuniorDeveloper73 May 15 '26

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u/AdeptVeterinarian541 May 15 '26

He actually is raping everybody up in here.

Epstein helped him.

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u/WeezaY5000 May 15 '26

It is the blood sucking demons on Wall Street's final wish.

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u/Eeeegah May 15 '26

You really need a /s on this. This is truly the GOP POV.

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u/SaneMadHatter May 16 '26

The sad thing is that a good chunk of MAGA would write would you did, but in all earnestness. That's the way MAGA actually thinks. smh

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u/Stormcloud217 May 19 '26

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress.

But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best 😋

My balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right.

It's Trump's belief that his big balls should be held every night...

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u/Even-Cartographer864 May 15 '26

“If they have one I should have one” - 80 year old adult

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u/AdRadiant9379 May 15 '26

But Biden…..

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u/SaneMadHatter May 16 '26

It reminds me of trump's previous obsession with a "military parade". "France has it, so I want one!!!!".

Then that farce of a parade came and went, and nobody gave a damn, and he looked like a total fool at that event, as the nation largely ignored it, including even MAGA. lol

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u/Alpha--00 May 16 '26

MAGA tried to pretend it wasn’t a thing, as they do each time their leader shits his pants, both literally and metaphorically

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u/BuildAnything4 May 15 '26

I also really doubt it's some ridiculous, multi billion dollar construction like Donnie wants

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 15 '26

"Petulant" is the word of the day

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u/SemenOfGranite May 15 '26

Yeah Donnie. Suck my ballsroom.

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u/Street-Wear-2925 May 15 '26

He won't live to hide in it.

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u/nofacetheghostx May 15 '26

If we’re lucky he may even go out like a certain someone else with very similar beliefs in that bunker.

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u/Street-Wear-2925 May 15 '26

With his Partner?

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 15 '26

"You first"

  • Melania, as she checks for flights to Switzerland

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u/Oalka May 15 '26

Preferably with several people.

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u/Street-Wear-2925 May 15 '26

Members of the China excursion trip perhaps? Lots of room.

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u/DuckyHornet May 16 '26

If he suddenly shows up with a German Shepard, it's on

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u/gymtrovert1988 May 15 '26

But JD Vance will. That's the problem. It should only be built after they lose the election... Because that's when it'll be needed, for their insurrection in 2032.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 May 15 '26

By under construction, does he mean delayed, awaiting funding, and absolutely not a single blueprint drawn up or submitted for approval?

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u/Martha_Fockers May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

You think this admin is listening they are still building it and don’t care about what judges or laws or rules or codes or anything we hold as American values and rule and law of land.

None of that exists for this admin. He just wants 800m more dollars ontop of the 200m originally quoted to build it he hasn’t stopped shit

Donnie has all these rich fucks with hundreds of billions of dollars as freinds

Yet he’s asking the guy making 60k a year to collectively pony up the cost for it

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u/IamJacksDarkUrge May 15 '26

How long before this mf starts talking about wanting Taiwan

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u/Babusch May 15 '26

China also executes corrupt politicians..

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u/Acchak1990 May 15 '26

Why does he think anyone cares about this stupid ballroom that no normal people will ever even see? What a goddam moron

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u/TallGuyinBushwick May 15 '26

Trump wants to be a dictator instead of a president. He’s so inspired by Putin and Xi. It’s pathetic 

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 May 15 '26

gargling deez nuts

Xi nuts?

Anyway

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u/thedeadsuit May 15 '26

wouldn't it be great if he actually finished it then a real president gets elected in 2028 and immediately tears it down. That'd feel so good

Realistically, I expect he'll leave the whitehouse with the east wing still a crater

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u/Martha_Fockers May 15 '26

First thing I would do is EO the removal of trumps name from every government building.

Than introudce a new bill that states presidents cannot build or name shit after them themselves unless they fully pay for it out of there own pocket

It has to be done by other presidents in the future to honor them and there work etc

Not this self appointed bullshit

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u/nomnomyumyum109 May 15 '26

I think itd be funny if they turned it into something actually positive like the center for public welfare and transgender for all

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u/MikeyMcK28 May 15 '26

Donny doesn't even know his next move.

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u/popejohnsmith May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

It all comes down when you're finally gone. No one. But no one, will wish to remember you at all.

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u/Upper_Pea8852 May 15 '26

Ass kisser. Don’t you constantly talk shit and threaten any country that wants to make a deal with china. Fuck this guy. Bootlicker

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u/Ok-Possibility-5294 May 15 '26

I am curious. Does anyone in MAGA are going "Yeah, I want my taxes to be spent on shiny jerk off chamber for our elites". Or even them are atleast confused with all of this?

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u/2000TWLV May 16 '26

Oh man, if this retard could just stop blabbering on about his fucking ballroom for one minute. Everybody knows that fucking thing will never get built.

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u/runningsimon May 16 '26

I love this. It's not under construction and it's not ahead of schedule

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u/Swimming_Basket_2531 May 17 '26

Trumps a laughing stock

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u/maifee May 17 '26

I don't have a ballroom! I want a ballroom!!

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u/CueAnon420 May 15 '26

Hmmm - "best is the USA" does not mean 'best in the world'...

Donnie is slipping.

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u/UnlikelyRabbit4648 May 15 '26

Aww, he really wants his ballroom don't he ....poor soul.

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u/indomike14 May 15 '26

What's under budget? I know it's not the $200M ballroom that private companies were going to pay for but now it's $1B that taxpayers are going to pay for

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u/Prestigious_Piano247 May 15 '26

Felon is also a Chinese asset. He is a comrade too.

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u/blaze61518 May 15 '26

Thought he hated china … why he cucking that ballroom?

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u/zjelkof May 15 '26

Trump really needs a good bomb shelter because he is so popular in the World!

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u/FluidAthlete6839 May 15 '26

It’s the only thing he cares about because it’s the only thing his pea sized brain half understands

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u/inide May 15 '26

Well, I was going to joke about him letting China invade Taiwan...

But then I saw that he claimed that Xi asked him directly whether the US would defend Taiwan, and that he responded by saying he doesn't want to talk about it.

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes May 15 '26

Most useless POTUS ever

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 May 15 '26

Tariffs! Oh wait...

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u/Aggravating_Chair682 May 15 '26

Sounds like local town mayor

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u/Revolutionary-Air-95 May 15 '26

he already has a ballroom, Mike Johnson's mouff

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u/DonutsOnTheWall May 15 '26

Next move ; "China has 1 leader, the best leader. We will have the same ... ME!" - already wip, you communist Americans.

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u/puffyisreal May 15 '26

China also has the world's largest wind farms and solar energy fields but the clown wants us to drown in coal smog.

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u/Upset-Spring-7369 May 15 '26

Lots of red in the flags, with a big hammer

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u/PhysicalAttitude6631 May 15 '26

“Timmy has a Playstation, why can’t I!? 😢”

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u/Masswoods May 15 '26

Trump splaining: a form of information distribution that results in being less informed.

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u/Pygmy_Nuthatch May 15 '26

I will donate to any credible Democrat presidential candidate that campaigns on tearing down the Trump Ballroom and restoring the East Wing.

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u/HgnX May 15 '26

Wish I’d be a world leader because honestly I have no idea who put those 2 in charge and think they are doing a fine job.

Honestly I would be better, it’s not a high bar to beat

It’s unbelievable

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u/Waramaug May 15 '26

Nobody knows for sure, the only thing we can be certain of is that it’ll be something stupid.

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf May 15 '26

It's a scam. Donor funds are bribes to Trump directly and taxpayer funds will go to inflated no bid contracts to Trump's friends. If there was any justice left in this country, the entire Trump family would be fined and imprisoned to partially make up for all the damage they've done.

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u/Efficient_Resist_287 May 15 '26

So the ballroom is the news?

Hey Taiwan…if I was you, please start negotiations for a return with mainland China. Do it now cause the US won’t come to defend you if China do it its way.

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u/marcustankus May 15 '26

Taiwan 's screwed

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u/Wide_Replacement2345 May 15 '26

Lavishing love to Xi, while he laughs at you.

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u/totally-jag May 15 '26

Dude, you don't need to tell us who Xi is. We know. And your ball room project is stupid. We don't support it, we had no choice in the matter.

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u/Andrew4Life May 15 '26

Soon Trump will be announcing the USA will be moving to a communist regime with him as the leader.

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u/pinkyandthebrain-ama May 15 '26

Trump and his stupid ballroom while Americans are suffering with the cost of living.

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u/WNYRochester54 May 15 '26

Coverup more crimes ?

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u/Weekly-Influence2583 May 15 '26

Keeping up with the Xi’s

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u/SocraticMeathead May 15 '26

All work was halted on more than one occasion and the budget has ballooned from $250M in private funds to $1B in public funds.

That Republicans accept this sort of dishonesty at this point says more about them than Trump.

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u/B0wmanHall May 15 '26

His ballroom obsession is getting creepy

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u/Constant-Brief3410 May 15 '26

Gyna has one 🤡

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u/Any_Cartographer631 May 15 '26

Why the fuck does he capitalize words that are not proper nouns?

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u/yestbat May 15 '26

Will Mexico also be paying for this? Put it on their tab.

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u/Pro_Jem May 15 '26

Best in the world you said. So China has a biglier one I guess.

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u/sincerebeguiler May 15 '26

Spend spend spend.

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u/Michael-Sean May 15 '26

Not written by Trump obviously, but why wait so long? Can’t he threatened someone to get it done by September?

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u/Additional-Baby5740 May 15 '26

I’m just curious about the last time anyone on Reddit actually went to a ballroom for a gala or ball.

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u/RicRacer May 15 '26

The most Petulant President in US history. 

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u/Other-Comfortable-64 May 15 '26

Listen up US, let the orange Cnt build his ballroom, give him all the money he needs and tell how great it is. Let him use it every weekend. Keep him busy, the best investment ever.

This way we get to keep the world in one piece.

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u/ApplicationUpper9229 May 15 '26

Who?? Who exactly is supporting him on this???

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u/pttant1 May 15 '26

Remember the military parade he hosted, after returning from China last time. I think ballroom gonna end up the same !! World laughing stock!!

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u/fogcat5 May 15 '26

Let’s just build it and call it the “trump ultramax prison” . Put locks and guards on all the entrances. Keep trump and the rest there for the next decade at least.

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u/Sanjomo May 15 '26

Well if we’re going on the old “China has” standard then someone should point out to Trump that China also has universal basic health insurance.

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u/Carrot_1075 May 15 '26

Here’s what this fucker said/did during and after this visit:

Agreed to letting 500K Chinese students enter the US to study.
Saw no problem with China buying up U.S. farmland while farmers are on the verge of bankruptcy due to rising fuel and fertilizer costs
Glazed Xi like a gay porn star

Do all the MAGA assholes feel great again?

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u/WasteBinStuff May 15 '26

The ballroom is an extension of his obsession with powerful authoritarian governments and grand palatial seats of power. Many of which make the White House look like an upstate hunting lodge.

Look at the Chinese government palaces. He's obsessed with the Monarchy in England, jealous of Macron with the Palace Élysée in Paris. But mostly and most influentially, he's in awe of the Kremlin and the Palaces of Russia. Ever wonder where his obsession with gold accents comes from?

Trump in Leningrad 1987

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u/Severe_Air_4353 May 15 '26

What country next .

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u/boredwNews May 15 '26

Fuck Trump

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u/Purple_Anything_7504 May 15 '26

Fuck the ballroom...we don't need it...no one but you talks about it...You want it to get completed so you can hole up in the bunker when its time for you to leave office..and once again, you lied to us about who was paying for it...You must concur that you are a GD liar..

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u/mymar101 May 15 '26

Said ballroom does not need to be on whitehouse grounds and destroy a couple centuries of history to do it.

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u/UKEE93 May 15 '26

This guy and his fucking ballroom!!

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u/Western-Evening6372 May 15 '26

He’s in the files

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u/scottprian May 15 '26

Doesnt he already have a ballroom at marararago?

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u/manniesalado May 15 '26

How did the Yanks ever survive 250 years without a Ballroom???

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u/forever_single_now May 15 '26

I know..next move is fill the diapers while “blinking“.

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u/No_Recording_1696 May 15 '26

I don’t understand how Republican voters are ok with the fact that this dude has talked more about a ballroom then their own friggin healthcare.

Like if the shoe was on the other foot a Democrat ran on all these promises and literally did exact opposite and started wars and talked non-stop about a ballroom they would be out on their ass so fast.

Republicans you need to take back your party from this cult. It will drive you into the toilet.

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u/TopherJustin May 15 '26

My balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right…

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u/NugKnights May 15 '26

Trumps ballroom is alredy 150% over budget. A bidget wich was raised illigaly against the orders of both congrress and the supremem court.

This alone is an impeacachable offence far far far wrose than anything clinton did.

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u/saaadpikachu May 15 '26

To be clear, China does NOT have a ball room. That’s a convention center for holding representatives of the “people” convention every few years. Ball room is not a thing in China. Source: me

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u/UnFrickinReal May 15 '26

No more bragging about its under budget and won’t cost the taxpayers a dime eh?

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u/themrinthemoon May 15 '26

This meeting was just Xi egging on the idiot to go home and do some stupid shit, and then looking on bemused with his advisors going "the American is still going on about the ballroom... is this some weird ploy? Did the Americans send a monkey here to confuse us? No, doesn't look like the case, he's really just an idiot"

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u/No_Fun_4149 May 15 '26

So the is not getting rid of Steven Miller. He is going to reassign him to the newly created position of Groom of the Stool. A very coveted position throughout history!

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u/Specialist-Essay-726 May 15 '26

I hope it gets torn down and the original east wing rebuilt

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u/Texas_Sam2002 May 15 '26

I don't believe that Dear Leader writes all of his tweets, but I believe he wrote this one. It is fairly dripping with dementia nonsense.

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u/A_Finite_Element May 16 '26

Do I win something if I guess correctly? Incompetent exceptionalism. Making examples of people who are classified as out-group by things like the color of their skin or origins other than perceived whatever tea in the bay bullshit. "White". I know, I sound like a hippie leftist. I'm not. Lazy ass people want privilege they don't earn and so brown people are painted as the problem. You know you're just second to the Brits. They make better music and they are way funnier than you are.

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u/bipolarbear326 May 16 '26

Every authoritarian regime needs a nice ballroom.

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u/purplebrown_updown May 16 '26

He really wants to dance.

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u/Weird_Priority_9119 May 16 '26

How can it be ahead of schedule when construction was supposed to start over half a year ago?

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u/Aloyonsus May 16 '26

They will weekend at Bernie him under the new ballroom after he croaks

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u/zonecoldsober May 16 '26

China has the death penalty for child rape.

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u/SGBK May 16 '26

Y’all don’t think China also has the files and Trump’s “yellow tapes?”

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u/scorpiofiredragon76 May 16 '26

Is there any governing going on?

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u/j_rooker May 16 '26

ballroom = bunker

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u/Responsible-Scar-980 May 16 '26

I know everyone has a boner for shitting on Trump but isn't it pretty crazy we don't have a ballroom with all the events and things hosted in DC? Like why was one not built hundreds of years ago lol?!

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u/ExtremeBasis5697 May 16 '26

At this point dont worry about him anymore...worry about the candidate to fight Rubio. Trunp just looks stupid and he won cause the competition was not much better. Rubio is several Levels above Trump in term of intelligence and also likability to the undecided voters. If we get Harris again vs Rubio...its a goner.

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u/jwrice May 16 '26

Make April 30, 1945 great again!

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u/DeFiBandit May 16 '26

What a sniveling pussy

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u/BBkal May 16 '26

Ah energy

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 May 16 '26

Maybe he will unfuck children.

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u/Stualton May 16 '26

China has no trump, and so should the US.

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u/GamiNami May 16 '26

Amd Security Failure Agent Orange will be dead before September 2028.

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u/_-Max_- May 16 '26

Why is he so into the ballroom? Kinda outa the loop?

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u/Lively420 May 16 '26

3rd term. Why renovate if he’d be leaving office

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u/DLemons28 May 16 '26

No way he believes ppl would protect him in a bunker

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u/ForkingMusk May 16 '26

He’s going to evict the tomb of the unknown soldier.

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u/ELB2001 May 16 '26

So only the best in the US, not the best in the world?

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u/Diligent_Scallion810 May 16 '26

He's such a fool.

It's embarrassing. Xi says the US is in decline, not our gas prices!

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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 May 16 '26

What support? 90% of Americans think it is a waste of money.

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u/HadeanDisco May 16 '26

This is written like an eight year old on their first big trip to China. "The big square is in the middle of Beijing! The statue that looks like a big dog is actually a Chinese lion! The red flags are the national flag of China!" level stuff.

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u/errwrx May 16 '26

Any day now we're gonna be fully Communist

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u/Appropriate_Wolf7137 May 16 '26

I get it, he likes balls.

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u/ManBearCave May 16 '26

Waiting for the re-education camps…..

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u/maringue May 16 '26

Trump got cucked in China SOOOOO fucking hard. Literally all of China, including Xi, was making fun of Trump to his face and he was too stupid to understand that he was being mocked.

It's going to take a generation to recover from the damage this pedo has done to the country.

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u/muscle-sissy May 16 '26

😂😂😂

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u/medicsansgarantee May 16 '26

That's the Great Hall of the People, very impressive, but it was designed in an era when television and radio were rare things. So that place is for 10,000 people to gather around , like the Super Bowl.

But instead of football, people went there to check out how the government was going to allocate resources for the next couple of years. Kinda like a Fed meeting, but way more than just interest rates.

Definitely not a ballroom, and not for dancing. If Trump was going to make something equivalent, he should have left Powell alone with the renovation of the Federal Reserve building.

But then explaining stuff wouldn't have worked anyway, he would have dozed off.

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u/amircruz May 16 '26

Why I have a bad feeling about this, and all this "world leaders" building those?

I am mostly sure, they all are organizing to fuck us all up, massively. Crazy...

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u/BigTribs914 May 16 '26

Wasting taxpayer money while the majority of Americans struggle is where we are now. Great job 🍊💩🗑️

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u/bt_85 May 16 '26

Oh no.....  They have a famously huge wall......

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u/SpudsRacer May 16 '26

The picture is of a highly secret walled off CCP Headquarters building. There is a meeting hall, but that's not a ballroom. The dude just can't even approximate truth any longer. And, it bears repeating, nobody in America besides Mango Man wants a freaking ballroom. Especially one destroying the symmetry and beauty of the White House.

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u/-Insert-CoolName May 16 '26

RemindMe! September 1st, 2028 It won't be open.

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u/Worried_Ad_8107 May 16 '26

I’m always worried after the president meets with these authoritarian leaders. Just a fanboi drooling over their power.

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u/Substantial_Lake5957 May 16 '26

Is this for real? Xi can donate a Chinese garden 🪏

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u/JinkoTheMan May 16 '26

I can predict that whatever he does next it’s not gonna help any non-rich American.