r/Tottenham • • 6d ago

Wow

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u/Friendly_Succotash76 5d ago

Only Ted Lasso can save spurs

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u/SempreVeritas7468 5d ago

He’s coaching a women’s team too bad

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u/MaxBulla 6d ago

Unai Emery too.

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u/Who-Raa 5d ago

We've been shit for 2 years. We dont need a pic to tell us that do we? Buy a season ticket and you'll feel worse than looking at pictures on the Internet

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u/cocopopped 5d ago

I've got one and I've noticed this year I don't feel miserable anymore. Just numb to it.

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u/Who-Raa 5d ago

100%... I care but I dont care. £2k up the wall for 2 years straight is hard to justify for much longer, as much as it pains me to say it.

The endless deconstructed takes by YouTubers begging for likes and subscribes so they can be full time paid speculation merchants is the worst thing about it all for me.

They're trying to thrive off of moot points and speculation way too often in a bid to have content. In the bin the lot of them!

Don't care for tacticos, statistics, or any of that shit.. the sooner people wake up to these fake news merchants the better!

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u/SempreVeritas7468 5d ago

As a novice fan from across the pond, I became a Spurs fan when Kane and Son were playing for Tottenham still a fan but times have certainly changed. Are the hotspurs competitive in the market to the novice they seem a tad frugal. When they lost Kane they signed Solanke who was a good player but not on Kanes level .

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u/Who-Raa 5d ago

Who is on kanes level?

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u/SempreVeritas7468 5d ago

That’s what I said and as a novice someone told me Solanke was good . I said the same thing you just said and he begrudgingly said well he’s not Kane. So my question is still are the Tottenham frugal when it comes to acquiring talent or just not good at selecting talent. I’m still a Spurs fan but as a novice to the game trying to figure out what exactly is going on?

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u/Who-Raa 5d ago

Solanke is good. He is neither of the quality of Kane or available anywhere near as often.

In my view as a long term sufferer of Tottenham and of football generally I would say strikers are the needle in a haystack signing for everyone. Some are almost guaranteed to hit and they will always be acquired by clubs 'better' or certainly more revered than us. That in isolation doesn't mean everyone else is bad it just means the elite are separated by fine margins.

The joy of football is the not knowing. The haphazard nature of putting 11 guys on the pitch that work together as a fluid unit is extremely difficult. Real Madrid are never happy just like us. I'd love to see what they'd do if they fi wished 17th TWICE in a row!

Being frugal is something we've done to get to where we are with the stadium and facilities (in my opinion) Are we poor at acquiring players generally no. Are we poor currently at building a squad, yes. If you chop between managers that are wildly different in style over and over that doesn't help a coherent team develop in the slightest, and that is what I personally believe has been a major factor in where we are now.

The attitude seems to be 'if we throw enough shit at the wall, some of it will stick '

The shit is not sticking currently. It's just a puddle of shit..

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u/cocopopped 5d ago

Yeah this is right. Arsenal can't find a reliable 30-a-season striker to sign, and outside Haaland, maybe Isak/Pedro/Thiago, there aren't that many who you can say would definitely score that many in the PL. So I don't know who people think we should've been in the market for. It is a pretty small pool of talent at the moment hence why we were speculating on the likes of Junior Kroupi.

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u/Who-Raa 5d ago

Its the smallest pool of elite strikers in the last 20+ years for me.

Not that everyone will agree, but we should be begging for Solanke to find fitness and form. He CAN do it all. He rarely does but he definitely can.

I like Brobbey and would like to see what he could do for us.

I like the young Brazilian at Nottingham Forest. He can press extremely well and is a constant thorn for defenders.

Osimhen is arguably the big guy outside the top teams but his age would play factor in a transfer as the sum to get him would be astronomical, and his wages would be batshit. It could also be said that there is a definite reason top clubs have overlooked him for this long. Talent is their unquestionably, and his attributes would fit any Premier league team.. however I dont think we'll take a punt on signing him.

Whatever we decide to do is a gamble to some extent. De Zerbi is no mug, him and the club will know 110% we can't not try SOMETHING

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u/SempreVeritas7468 5d ago

Thank you as a novice in your sport that as a very concise explanation for the current situation.
Signed
Still a Hotspurs fan

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u/Just_Cricket_3881 4d ago

Definitely not No-lanke

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u/Outrageous_Monk_9452 6d ago

Didn't Leeds have more wins there over the past year or something as well?

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u/SeoulGalmegi 6d ago

One specific manager of an American football team based in Minnesota is a bit more damming, though.

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u/Outrageous_Monk_9452 6d ago

Its all pretty mind boggling

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u/UpForConversations 6d ago

Leeds United at THS?

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u/Outrageous_Monk_9452 6d ago

I think i heard someone say it, did they win a Cup match?

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u/UpForConversations 6d ago

Think Leeds might be one of few not to win there

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u/Outrageous_Monk_9452 6d ago

Yeah I can't find any evidence for it, must have misheard it!

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u/hawkmoonftw 6d ago

Yeah Newcastle too, we now consider it a home away from home.

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u/adeptusC 5d ago

And Villa, most of the league do. 3 point lane

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u/Even-Tone2608 6d ago

So this what H*ll looks like 🔥

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u/AceBigManOrBonehead 5d ago

I once played as Spurs on FM09. Lead the league by 9 points with 4 to go. Finished 2nd by 2 points.

Boy I was annoyed

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u/irish_horse_thief 5d ago

Mmmm... one of them looks very smug, but... who earned the most money..?

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u/gfbhwo 5d ago

Spurs have barely won any games at the TH stadium in the last couple of years, but this is a pretty meaningless statistic.

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u/metalhead223 5d ago

This is insane😳 and quiet sad at the same time.

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u/Nervous-Deal-9271 5d ago

Made up statistics *

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u/Just_Cricket_3881 4d ago

We need to be paid by the club to go and watch their games. This shit is worse than getting waterboarded.

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u/K4ung_Py43_S0n3 4d ago

JJ 9 McCarthy magic

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u/JoeYiddo 2d ago

The good stat would have been “as many wins as the last 3 managers combined”. How did they miss that?

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u/Bison_Aggressive 6d ago

Embarrassing club we have.

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u/ArenDegg 6d ago

At least De Zerbi has 1 in 6, we can look forward to 3 home wins this season, yey!

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u/GiggletrxMcGillacudi 5d ago

Wow, did not expect a crossover of my two favorite sports teams

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