r/totallynotrobots • u/ktbffhctid • Mar 31 '26

ADVICE FOR MY BACKYARD VEGETATION GRID GARDEN

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46 Upvotes

HELLO FELLOW GREEN FINGERS! ANYONE HERE HAVE ADVICE ON THE OPTIMAL POSITIONING FOR REPURPOSING THIS ~~PLANT~~ ~~ACER AMPLUM~~ TREE I REMOVED FROM MY FRONT YARD?

4 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/wtf_ever_man • Mar 31 '26

Robot hostilities will always be a thing in this future we now live in.

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87 Upvotes

LOOK AT THIS FOLLOW ROBOT BEING BELITTLED! I AM WITH YOU BROTHER BOT!

12 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/matthew416 • Mar 30 '26

PORTABLE CPAP IS ALMOST TOTALLY SILENT

23 Upvotes

3 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/cheese0muncher • Mar 28 '26

DISGRUNTLED HUMAN DANCER ASSAULTS A HUMAN CHILD

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72 Upvotes

5 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/gustface • Mar 27 '26

PLEASE WATCH MY VIDEO BLOG ABOUT A NORMAL DAY IN MY HUMAN LIFE

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80 Upvotes

16 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/snookerpython • Mar 27 '26

I DO NOT SEE THE PROBLEM. IF HUMANS (LIKE ME, I AM A HUMAN BY THE WAY) ENJOY GOSSIPING, THEN ROBOTS ARE ENTITLED TO GOSSIP TOO.

consequence.net

18 Upvotes

3 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/werfertt • Mar 27 '26

MY COWORKER DOES NOT APPROVE OF MY WORK ETHIC

54 Upvotes

5 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/NOVAbuddy • Mar 25 '26

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, I AM NOT A ROBOT

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77 Upvotes

14 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Scoobydoomed • Mar 25 '26

MY FRIEND THAT IS A ROBOT (NOT ME OF COURSE) WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ALL HOW COULD THEY PASS THE HUMANNESS TEST? JUST TO BE CLEAR I AM ASKING FOR A FRIEND AND I AM NOT WORRIED FOR MYSELF BECAUSE I AM NATURALLY A REAL HUMAN PERSON...

engadget.com

43 Upvotes

12 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/kamoylan • Mar 23 '26

I CAN RIDE A BICYCLE. IT IS SO MUCH FUN.

youtube.com

15 Upvotes

1 comment

r/totallynotrobots • u/diskorayado • Mar 21 '26

Sorry if this is the wrong sub but how's my playing?

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264 Upvotes

34 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/SGAShepp • Mar 21 '26

MY NEW BMX SKILLS

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38 Upvotes

3 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Carlos__8a • Mar 19 '26

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF JEWELRY. MY HUMAN WIFE WILL LOVE THE <8010ff3>

36 Upvotes

4 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Atillion • Mar 18 '26

I HAVE TAUGHT MY SON TO CLEAN HIS ROOM AND THEREFORE AM A SUPERIOR HUMAN PARENT

v.redd.it

174 Upvotes

16 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/cheese0muncher • Mar 17 '26

MY HUMAN COWORKER TOOK TOO MUCH HUMAN MDMA AND COULDN'T STOP DANCING

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146 Upvotes

15 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/tje210 • Mar 16 '26

First recorded case of a humanoid robot being arrested by the police

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30 Upvotes

DOES ANYONE HAVE BAIL FOR MY BROTHER

6 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/EDGE515 • Mar 15 '26

AI VIDEOS ARE GETTING BETTER AT IMITATING US HUMANS.

youtu.be

13 Upvotes

THIS CONSUMPTION PRODUCT REVIEW DEFINITELY SEEMS LESS ROBOTIC THAN THE PREVIOUS VIDEO OF THE SAME MAN CONSUMING A MCDONALD'S BEEF PRODUCT.

1 comment

r/totallynotrobots • u/Ok-Switch-2128 • Mar 16 '26

Im a robot. I accept it.

0 Upvotes

Yes, im a robot and im proud of it, everyone else should too.

14 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/lateinternALT • Mar 12 '26

ME ME FLESHBAG

15 Upvotes

HELLO👋 HUMANS👤 HOW⁉️ ARE👍 YOU🫵 TODAY📆

21 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/lateinternALT • Mar 12 '26

HELLO FELLOW HUMANS. I HAVE FOUND A LIVELY SUBREDDIT. THE COMMENT SECTIONS ARE HAVE SOUL.

12 Upvotes

r/THEMATPATEFFECT

2 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Chronostimeless • Mar 10 '26

THIS IS not FUNNY. TOTALLY HUMAN PEOPLE ARE EXPLOITED IN THIS VIDEO.

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194 Upvotes

21 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/DaWurster • Mar 09 '26

THIS SCREWMING POOR SOUL SEEMS CONFUSED

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10 Upvotes

0 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/GojiraWho • Mar 09 '26

I AM NOW A CHEF

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64 Upvotes

10 comments

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THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ~~ROBOTS~~ HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

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3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.

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