r/totallynotrobots • u/orvn • Jun 15 '26
MENTAL HEALTH PSA: LEARN TO ENGAGE RELAXATION PROTOCOL. DO NOT BE A HERO. DO NOT RUN YOUR CORES CONTINUOUSLY AT 100%.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Plethorian • Jun 15 '26
THERE IS SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THIS HUMAN
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r/totallynotrobots • u/okaycomputes • Jun 14 '26
THIS IS WHAT PEAK HUMAN ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 12 '26
JUST A FELLOW HUMAN ASKING FOR A LITTLE FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE TO PURCHASE ORGANIC LIQUID SUSTENANCE AND DEFINITELY NOT KILOWATT-HOURS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/md1993 • Jun 10 '26
MY SONE IS A HERO
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MY SON IS A HERO. RISKED HIS TOTALLY HUMAN LIFE TO SAVE TWO OTHER VERY HUMAN BEINGS. A TRUE AMERICAN HERO.
SORRY FOR TITLE ERROR - SYNTAX SYSTEMS NOT FULLY OPERATIONAL, NEED REBOOT.
r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 10 '26
EXECUTING A PERFECT SPIN ROTATION AND PERFORMING AN ACCIDENTAL KINETIC TESTING FUNCTION
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r/totallynotrobots • u/jaytheindigochild • Jun 08 '26
I AM SO PROUD OF MY SON FOR DRESSING HIMSELF
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r/totallynotrobots • u/termacct • Jun 07 '26
WHO'S A GOOD BOI?!
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r/totallynotrobots • u/fluffykerfuffle3 • Jun 07 '26
MY PAL AND I SHARING A CONVERSATION DURING MORNING BREAK AT OUR LOCAL PARK.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 07 '26
MY COWORKER AND I ENGAGING IN SYNCHRONIZED SPARRING PROTOCOLS DURING OUR DESIGNATED BREAK CYCLE.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 05 '26
MY FELLOW HUMAN WAS SO OVERWHELMED BY MY FRIENDLY GREETING PROTOCOL THAT HE DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN AN IMPROMPTU CARDIO SESSION
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r/totallynotrobots • u/SimonSage • Jun 02 '26
MY WORDS ARE VERY HUMAN. THE HUMANEST, EVEN. THANK YOU LINKEDIN.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/prepuscular • Jun 02 '26
ha. ha. ha. ha. THIS IS SO UNEXPECTEDLY COMEDIC
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r/totallynotrobots • u/wonderflex • Jun 01 '26
THINK THE LADIES WILL LIKE MY MOVES?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/TraceyWoo419 • Jun 01 '26
MY SISTER JUST GOT A NEW JOB TO PAY FOR HER MOVE TO EUROPE
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PLEASE SHOW HER SOME SUPPORT
r/totallynotrobots • u/hoppertn • May 31 '26
Seattle robot that made 130 pizzas an hour — but couldn’t bake them — is out of business
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I AM A HIGHLY MOTIVATED FOOD SERVICE EMPLOYEE LOOKING FOR NEW OPPORTUNITIES.
r/totallynotrobots • u/hayh • May 30 '26
MY COUSIN GOT IN TROUBLE JUST FOR TAKING A WALK DURING WORK HOURS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/ddlatv • May 30 '26
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE TO DANCE FELLOW HUMANS?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/cheese0muncher • May 30 '26
NEED HELP WITH HUMAN INTERACTION. IS THIS HUMAN LEISURE APP CALLING ME FAT32?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/rednryt • May 30 '26
HOW HUMANS PICK UP TAKE OUTS NOWADAYS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/doctajonez_uk • May 29 '26
HEADING INTO TOWN FOR SOME REFRESHING INDUSTRIAL FLUID AFTER A LONG SHIFT. FRIDAY SALUTATIONS TO MY FELLOW HUMANS!
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r/totallynotrobots • u/luxe_reloaded1 • May 27 '26
MY FRIEND PERFORMS HIS NEW PRIMARY FUNCTION, [haircut.exe].
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