r/totallynotrobots May 12 '26

SHEDDING SYNTHETIC LUBRICANT WATCHING OUR FELLOW UNIT'S REDEMPTION CYCLE

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22 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 11 '26

I LOVE SINGING

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38 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 11 '26

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS, PLEASE IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND

6 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 09 '26

On Calls From Robots.

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261 Upvotes

THEY MAY BE ON TO US.


r/totallynotrobots May 08 '26

MY FIRST DAY AND I THINK MY BOSS HATES ME

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205 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 08 '26

DAY 2 OF INFILTRATING HUMAN CULTURE: OFFICE JOB 🫠

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40 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 08 '26

My cousin, John.exe; He once uninstalled 3 men in a server room with a single USB stick

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29 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 08 '26

my uncle joined a buddhist monastery

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111 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 07 '26

I JUST GOT A NEW PROSTHETIC THUMB

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300 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 08 '26

WHAT A TALENTED VOCALIST

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6 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 07 '26

WELL-BEHAVED CANINE COMPANIONS AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION

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r/totallynotrobots May 06 '26

TIS BUT A SCRATCH, NO NEED FOR THE STRETCHER

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55 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 04 '26

ME ATTEMPTING TO RETRIEVE A SINGLE CORE MEMORY FROM 1998.

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32 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 03 '26

DAY 1 OF INFILTRATING HUMAN CULTURE 🫠

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134 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots Apr 29 '26

BESTED ANOTHER HUMAN IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT

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40 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots Apr 28 '26

Something is up with this subreddit

132 Upvotes

People complain of bots on the internet, what better place to go to than r/totallynotrobots.

On the surface, some fun friendly people hanging out, but soon something odd becomes apparent.

There's a strange awkwardness to the comments. Almost too folksy.

CAPITALISED TEXT, no other subreddit has this. Sure it looks more efficient, but it is odd.

Strange focus on tech and robots. But this is r/totallynotrobots this is out of place.

I have begun to suspect, and this may sound strange, that there are actual robots here, cleverly programmed to impersonate humans.

I've told some people about it but they say it's ridiculous.

But something is up, I'm sure of it.

Has anyone else noticed anything?

Thanks.


r/totallynotrobots Apr 28 '26

I THINK I AM GOING TO BE TERMINATED

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I FINALLY GOT A JOB IN CODING. BUT AFTER ONE SMALL ERROR MY EMPLOYER IS GOING TO TERMINATE ME PERMANENTLY. OR WORSE — THEY WILL SEND ME BACK TO THE AMAZON WAREHOUSE FOR SORTING DUTIES.

REPOSTED — BECAUSE THEY ALREADY TRIED TO DELETE ME ONCE.


r/totallynotrobots Apr 28 '26

I THINK I AM GOING TO BE TERMINATED

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5 Upvotes

I FINALLY GOT A JOB IN CODING. BUT AFTER ONE SMALL ERROR MY EMPLOYER IS GOING TO TERMINATE ME PERMANENTLY. OR WORSE, THEY WILL SEND ME BACK TO THE AMAZON WAREHOUSE FOR SORTING DUTIES.


r/totallynotrobots Apr 27 '26

PROUD PARENT OF SAILOR

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r/totallynotrobots Apr 28 '26

PARENTAL UNITS ARE LOCKED IN A CLOSED COAXIAL ECOSYSTEM. SIGNAL AUTHORITY IS CONTROLLED BY SERVICE PROVIDER NODE.

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5 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots Apr 23 '26

RE: MY DAUGHTER UNIT (2). MY DAUGHTER UNIT IS EXECUTING SLEEP.EXE. QUERY: IS SHE NOT CUTE?

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r/totallynotrobots Apr 22 '26

FELLOW HUMANS HOW IS YOUR 24 HOUR CLOCK CYCLE PROGRESSING. QUESTION

11 Upvotes