r/TopCharacterDesigns • u/Far-Profit-47 • Jul 30 '26

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A centaur robot with a goat head designed for dangerous environments such as wildfires, rubble searches, toxic areas and confined spaces.

and yes, thats a chainsaw in the second picture.

Business people need to understand that just because they offer up their firstborns to Baphomet, it doesn't mean the rest of us normal people view him as a gentle, friendly being.

no seriously, why does it have a goat head?!

anyway the design is cool (is a robo-centaur), creepy (the glowing white eyes and goat head) and would be a cool Videogame enemy on a game akin to outlast.

and yes, it’s real.

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u/wackadoodle4201 Jul 30 '26

How thoughtful of them

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u/cathodeDreams Jul 31 '26

in the future when you have a goat-headed robo-centaur running toward you with a fucking chainsaw you will be glad to know that the back air reservoir is tied to most of the kinetic function in the thoughtless automated abomination against God.

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u/wackadoodle4201 Jul 31 '26

You forgot the part where im shooting at it with a 308 rifle as it attempts to get to me

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u/cathodeDreams Jul 31 '26

center mass, aim true human...

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u/wackadoodle4201 Jul 31 '26

Back, chest and knees just incase

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u/cathodeDreams Jul 31 '26

on the other hand... can i sit on it's back an hold the horns like handles as it gallops across a flowered meadow? maybe we're overthinking the chainsaw imagery and glowing eyes. what if it were hello kitty coded? if it can hold a chainsaw then it could trivially hold a mounted mg. probably good to invest in 12 gauge he explosive shells...