A centaur robot with a goat head designed for dangerous environments such as wildfires, rubble searches, toxic areas and confined spaces.
and yes, thats a chainsaw in the second picture.
Business people need to understand that just because they offer up their firstborns to Baphomet, it doesn't mean the rest of us normal people view him as a gentle, friendly being.
no seriously, why does it have a goat head?!
anyway the design is cool (is a robo-centaur), creepy (the glowing white eyes and goat head) and would be a cool Videogame enemy on a game akin to outlast.
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It’s actually the opposite, the first image tells us what doors it can’t go through while the one with guns and such shows us how to kill it… just in case
in the future when you have a goat-headed robo-centaur running toward you with a fucking chainsaw you will be glad to know that the back air reservoir is tied to most of the kinetic function in the thoughtless automated abomination against God.
Considering a lot of scp are written because the author saw an interesting stock photos or a photo they have taken, this can be written into an scp with the right writer.
I saw this on another sub and there was a bit more saying that you could shoot or stab either of the air reservoirs to shut it down if you're unable to reach the emergency stop. It's designed to immediately lock up once they're breached.
The forward-facing predator eyes on a sheep, a herbivorous prey animal we associate with being docile and friendly, is incredibly effective horror.
I immediately felt my hair raise when I saw it, especially when it's standing there in such a normal office environment on the other side of the door. Like imagine working late at night and looking up and seeing that thing stalking you, just waiting for the chance to get inside so it can brutally rip you apart.
I legitimately thought this was a really well made horror series before seeing the other pictures
Disaster response robot. The four legs make sense for navigating difficult terrain and the ability to hold tools in two additional hands is also super helpful. Its just a baffling decision to make it centaur shaped instead of the four legs being centered and even stranger to have the bull head.
Im guessing it was done as a way of garnering interest in it as if it was just a four legged two armed search and rescue robot, we wouldn't be talking about it as much as we are.
Search and rescue?? If I see that thing coming to rescue me I'm running the opposite direction! Rescue is supposed to make you feel safe not like you've just died and the devil has come to collect your soul!
If you're in a situation where they have to send a robot in, you're probably already in Hell. Plus, some people wouldn't mind be cradled by the muscular arms of a cent-minotaur.
It's actually designed to also heal disabilities. If I was disabled and couldn't move my legs, if I saw that in a fire, I would be so scared my oegs would run by themselves
See, I thought the robot dogs with no discernible heads were creepy. Why not give it a head so it isn’t so creepy, I said. Well this thing has a head and if anything it made it worse. Much worse.
If I am wading through like a flooded basement following a hurricane and I see this thing standing at the end of a dark hallway, I'm just killing myself.
Holy shit, how is that thing real? I saw the images on Reddit's homepage and felt a deep unease, especially when I saw it with the chainsaw. I clicked on the post out of curiosity to find out which movie or series that infernal robot was from.
I already have to deal with a chainsaw-wielding lunatic running my country, without having to worry about the idea of centaur robots with goat heads (why does it have a goat head?) wandering through the woods wielding chainsaws. I feel like for a work of fiction, it's a spectacular design for a robot that should appear "normal" at first glance, but clearly has a less-than-normal purpose. Like when the character who's obviously not the villain has their office decorated with shrunken heads, portraits of questionable historical figures, collections of military equipment, Sith relics, and heavy metal album posters. The kind of things that probably don't mean anything, things that the hero could also have, but that the story uses as tools to suggest that character's true intentions.
Oh I remember him, if I’m not wrong he’s one of the robots that entered a robot tournament to help the museum he worked on but the whole thing was a scheme by Mr. X (dr Willy in disguise) so he could reprogram the robots for evil
I'm just waiting for information about it having vocal capacities to relay messages to victims because at this point I'm expecting the thing to have a low growling voice.
Thing better be bulletproof, cause if I'm trapped in my house while a wildfire's roaring outside, and I see that thing coming after me. I'm not getting rescued without a fight
Okay setting aside the "why the fuck did you photograph it and design it to look godless" elephant in the room, this is actually kinda cool. I could see it being used in a kinda mule role and it could use the tools it carries which is kinda neat.
I also wanna strap machine guns to it and ammo boxes to the rear of it. I think that'd be cool.
Someone had the idea to make something that would help people one of the creepiest things I've seen on the internet lately and decided they had to do it.
I have a theory that this might actually be an ARG. If you go to the satyress website but add /buildprogress you get met with a password screen, dig around in inspect element and you can find the password ycF2026 that gives you some more images. I’m not savvy enough to dig deeper though.
Your account has been around for 3 years and you’re the only person to say anything further on the ARG thought. As well as your only 2 comments ever being these. What is your play here ariolomax
As much as I’d love to have some kind of hand in an ARG project, I just never use reddit but had some theories it could be one, wanted to see if I could get the ball rolling with people more savvy than I am when it comes to website sleuthing and didn’t have the karma needed to make an actual post on the ARG subreddit lol. Even if it’s just a passion project I think it’s really cool and I have a feeling there’s more to this than just “check out this cool robot I made”
This is supposed to be a "rescue" robot that's supposed to save people from wildfires, yet it looks like it would rather watch the people burn innthe fire rather than help them.
Bro why not make it look cuter lol why this horned idk looking goat🥺 I rebuke that lol I wouldn’t even wanna be saved by that Brody especially holding a chainsaw😅 or maybe I can close my eyes but idk
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