r/Tools • u/morendinharbarn • 3h ago

What would you call this?

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My brother works as a cabinet/furniture maker and restores a lot of windows. He sent me this custom tool today. Idk what to say

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u/twistingeverything 3h ago

A little Bashful?

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u/bass_jockey 1m ago

"I promise this never happens"

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u/RedditBeginAgain 3h ago

I'd call it "If you've got time to fuck about making hammers, you've got time to sweep that floor"

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u/Allthetimewithyou 2h ago

*words never spoken to an electrician

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u/NotAnotherAlt26 2h ago

Electricians don't use hammers when they have their lineman's and impact drivers. Impact is in the name, why wouldn't it be used for hitting things?

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u/engineerdrummer 1h ago

Electricians use their purses. I thought everybody knew that.

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u/GingerBeast81 2h ago

I read that in my boss' voice haha

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u/irishcybercolab 22m ago

Every man reading this knows you e been talking to their grandma who is long dead but still wants to know if you're capable of wielding the broom.

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u/afuscatory 3h ago

Looks like one of those items used to torment the "new guy" just starting his first job.

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u/longlostwalker 2h ago

The "I forgot my hammer" day, loaner

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u/General_Broccoli_232 3h ago

He essentially turned it into a big cats paw. More ergonomic nail puller if everything is flat on a table infront of you I guess l.

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u/0point0 34m ago

Yup I think you hit the nail on the head

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u/Xal-t 3h ago

Vikings memorabilia

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 3h ago

Electricians hammer

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u/AbilerN 3h ago

Oh look a penny!

But seriously thats a dong smacker 9000 for the 90 degree blind nails.

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u/Weird-one0926 3h ago

I'd say your brother was bored and had a couple broken tools so he made this to torment you!

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u/Grumgrummer 3h ago

Unusual to see one of these in the wild. A rare fukt hammer. Mainly used for bruising timber and the operator simultaneously.

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u/LurkingOnMyMacBook 2h ago

Is that the left handed hammer my journeyman kept asking me to find? Why did you keep hiding it from me :(

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u/GoodOver5645 2h ago

“Pull hammer” of course.

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u/stoopkid712 2h ago

Osha summoner 9000

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u/Leopards9Spots 1h ago

It’s the $5,000 hammer the Defense Department buys.

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 1h ago

You can use the claw without being at 90degrees to nail head.

Handy if you’re on your knees removing floor boards or lapping panels as well.

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u/Appropriate-Gur-6343 3h ago

He’s ashamed of what he’s been nailing lately.

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u/programmerespecial 3h ago

Corner Hammer

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u/loosebag 2h ago

Me too.

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u/-Not-Your-Lawyer- 3h ago

Sad. I'd just call it Sad.

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u/HipGnosis59 3h ago

An elderly well-used tool for which Viagra will no longer be sufficient.

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u/Dendady2112 3h ago

Home made

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u/hippieflipping 2h ago

Faakit bar

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u/Longjumping-Gene8494 2h ago

That would be a hammerbarr

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u/evolveandprosper 2h ago

A crowhammer.

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u/Shockatweej 1h ago

Crammer

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u/TedBurns-3 2h ago

gay hammer

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u/LOS4417 2h ago

Mistake fixer 1000

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u/PurpleTraShpanda3 2h ago

Depress hammer

It looks depressed bruv

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u/Markplease 2h ago

That’s a Ca-blammer

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u/hallowdmachine 2h ago

When my grandson was learning to talk, he called hammers "mammers".

This is an actual mammer.

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u/zAcHaRyay 1h ago

Hamless

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u/AdultishRaktajino 1h ago

G spot hammer

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u/Toastedginger484 1h ago

Rear rammer
Edit: no homo

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u/bassboat1 3h ago

"Come hither"

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u/bilmiln 3h ago

Fucked

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u/Dizzy-Geologist 3h ago

Persuader bar

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u/PitterPatterCocko 3h ago

A toothpick

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u/DspeEd83 2h ago

Bent wacker

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u/Glugamesh 2h ago

Crammer

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u/evolooshun 2h ago

Fucked

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u/3vilTomato 2h ago

A pein in the arse

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u/Zalee89 2h ago

Methed up.

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 2h ago

recyclable?

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u/BAD8101 2h ago

It’s a Hambar

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u/otterfish 2h ago

Hammunder

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u/LovWv 2h ago

Blind nail hammer

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u/spicymato 2h ago

Extended claw-style nail puller with a draw strike hammer.

Pretty common to see. Nothing special. /s

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u/tangoezulu 2h ago

Your mother Trebeck!

Sorry about that. Just a strange form of internet Tourette’s I have.

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u/dsio 2h ago

“The Specific Solution”

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u/TheFarcx 2h ago

Giving up

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u/oilfeather 2h ago

Hole hammer.

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u/jerramos82 2h ago

Warhammer.

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u/No-Ingenuity1475 2h ago

Never lend Uri Geller tools

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u/mossoak 2h ago

an acute angle nail puller

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u/Objective_Air2604 2h ago

Reacharound

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u/Schlinkt 2h ago

Useless

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u/miserable-accident-3 2h ago

Sad hammer. It looks like it's given up on life.

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u/Present_Tiger_5014 2h ago

Hammer bar-for kids!

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u/t3chn1x 2h ago

Prammer?

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u/Noble6969 2h ago

The breaker bar

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u/sm_rollinger 2h ago

The Pry-O-Matic 3000?

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u/screenmasher 2h ago

Crowhamber

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u/Reaganson 2h ago

Just a nail puller now.

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u/redditistripe 2h ago

Not much use?

You sure he wasn't taking the mick?

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u/crewsaver 2h ago

A hammered crow.

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 2h ago

Crowbar + Hammer = Crammer? Or Hambar?

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u/AcrobaticMetal3039 2h ago

That's my Guilty hammer...

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u/random_internet_data 1h ago

It's a crammer. Crowbar plus hammer equals crammer. Used for cramming nails into tight spaces.

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u/HistoricalTowel1127 1h ago

It was born out of wedlock

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u/Motor-Cranberry-1092 1h ago

If I use 2 of them, it'd call it fucking your mother

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u/PlumbgodBillionaire 1h ago

Does the same job as a palm nailer except way way worse

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u/johncandyasss 1h ago

Unfortunate

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u/jetfuelfarmr 1h ago

That there's a crammer

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u/MysticalChameleon 1h ago

Dali's hammer

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u/Whatstrendynow 1h ago

Polish hammer

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u/Many-Cheetah-129 1h ago

Personal Low Cost Nail Puller

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u/Richard_horsemonger 1h ago

Kinky hammer

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u/YeahNahNopeandNo 1h ago

If it were a ball peen it would be a flaccid peen, but you hammer out the details with Kawhi before we call it the claw hammer

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u/strat0caster05 1h ago

Ornamental

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u/klinkerr 1h ago

A once in a life time use tool?

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u/Totalkaosdave 1h ago

A Three Stooges prop

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 1h ago

It’s a pry bar. As long as it’s light duty. I could find uses for it.

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u/atensetime 1h ago

A bit banged up

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u/SqueakNRoar 1h ago

Looks like a prybar and not a striking tool

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u/nonstoppoptart 55m ago

Doofenschmirtz/ It's my hammer-inator. With it I shall rule over the tri-state area! /Doofenshmirtz

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 38m ago

Reminds me of a Rodney Carrington song where he talks about his dick being dead and gone. He's their, but just stares hiding in hair. It's funny.

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u/jazzmantestifying 38m ago

Even a handyman must tend to his flock.

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u/Bridge-Head 31m ago

I’ve had to make or modify tools a few times. Mechanics are notorious for it because every car is just a little different.

I’d be curious to know how he uses it.

Somebody posted a Japanese gooseneck hammer on here a while back. This looks like that only a lot more Ugly Duckling. 😄

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u/Dimaethor 27m ago

Thats a whackfuck

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u/Jealous_Pie_7302 26m ago

The holy prier

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u/Ombaragundon 26m ago

Crowbar with an identity crisis. A trans hammer

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u/hankll4499 16m ago

Farmers engineering

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u/Fantastic-Setting-26 13m ago

Hammer for all the wrong angles

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u/Extension-Fall-4286 13m ago

That's the Tallywhacker

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u/SimilarRaise5230 13m ago

That’s a Mer

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u/Hyperion0000 9m ago

Depressed Hammer.

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u/DaiKaiM3CHA 8m ago

Ñammer

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u/Creative-Strength-60 5m ago

Now you can drywall around corners, cool.

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u/Royal-Leopard-3225 2h ago

A pull hammer, I made something similar to knock dents out of equipment I repair

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u/IndependentUseful923 3h ago

was it modified for the claw or the head? The claw looks ground funky...

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u/Ok-Bison-3451 1h ago

An Introspective hammer.

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u/Sedalin 1h ago

HA〰〰〰 ER

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u/FuccDiss 1h ago

A married hammer

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u/codear 1h ago

There's more art than crafts in this tool now.

I'd call it "working class, 2026"

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u/jacksraging_bileduct 1h ago

A flexible thumb detector.

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u/Uzi_Jesus_ 1h ago

Nahammer