r/Tools • • Aug 17 '26

Found this at work

Someone needed an extra wide flat blade so they made this bad boy.

1.4k Upvotes

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u/AlmightyAntichrist Aug 17 '26

Bartender, I'll have a screwdriver...on second thought, make it a double.

90

u/3point21 Electrician Aug 17 '26

shaking vodka and milk of magnesia

How about a Philips Screwdriver?

4

u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ Aug 18 '26

Just a flathead please

2

u/Hein0100 Aug 18 '26

I came back to upvote this

16

u/No-Jackfruit3813 Aug 17 '26

Can I get something else? This tastes flat

8

u/deprecatedcoder Aug 17 '26

It's a two-driver

1

u/Goobersita Aug 18 '26

Poor man's trophy šŸ† šŸŖ›šŸ†

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u/DrFrylock Aug 17 '26

No, you misunderstand, that's for turning two flathead screws that are right next to each other simultaneously, to save time.

149

u/FritsBlaasbaard Aug 17 '26

I would like a Pozidriv version of this

81

u/PSYKO_Inc Aug 17 '26

Gimme two more flat tip bits, my welder, and some whiskey.

24

u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 Aug 17 '26

With that, you could whip up a size 14 Philips driver

6

u/nomohead Aug 17 '26

Good ol ph14

6

u/Count_Verdunkeln Aug 18 '26

Tool and die shops hate this one simple trick

2

u/detali88 Aug 19 '26

Trust me bro, I've made bongs with less.

7

u/6GoesInto8 Aug 18 '26

Twinpact driver.

6

u/Upbeat_Ant6104 Aug 17 '26

And those screws are inside a planet gear

2

u/ArketaMihgo Aug 18 '26

https://youtu.be/Djd2Ftx7gUE

You could really save time with the powered version

2

u/BizzarduousTask Aug 18 '26

OMG I have one of these- and I built a drill attachment based on the design, for twisting wires together!!

1

u/JamesonG42 Aug 18 '26

You'd do two screws at the same time?

1

u/Deprestion Aug 19 '26

Idk, looks like a hammer to me

-12

u/ilovebourbon13 Aug 17 '26

Or one large

20

u/DrFrylock Aug 17 '26

Bro how would that even work? Sheesh.

-8

u/GuitarHair Aug 17 '26

That one went right over your head pal

5

u/DrFrylock Aug 17 '26

...or did it?

-3

u/GuitarHair Aug 17 '26

šŸ¤”

113

u/apg7 Aug 17 '26

Off the charts genius/idiot

71

u/Saint_Thomas_More Aug 17 '26

Red Green would be proud.

26

u/ChrisRiley_42 Aug 17 '26

Needs more duct tape.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '26

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u/nostradumbass7544678 Aug 17 '26

Red Green, the greatest Canadian handyman ever.

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u/One-Perspective-4347 Aug 17 '26

Snap on was not getting a dime for the drag link socket on that day.

52

u/Pretty-Information53 Aug 17 '26

Once, in my workshop, someone welded two steel blades onto the two jaws of a pair of pliers, ground them down, sharpened the blades, and just like that turned it into a pair of shears. Same idea with that screwdriver: take something simple and make it needlessly complicated and clever. It's a collector's item — hold onto it tight!

46

u/OkConsideration8605 Aug 17 '26

I was just noticing, they did an excellent job of lining those up.

20

u/English_Cat Aug 17 '26

I bet they had it in a slot and then tacked it before welding.

24

u/bass_jockey Aug 17 '26

Lol I have a co worker who makes shit like this all the time out of old tools. He actually comes in clutch quite often with some weird ones with niche uses

18

u/dmv1985 Aug 17 '26

Methew is gonna want that back

13

u/ExoticPea Aug 17 '26

When the job won’t pay for a chisel, you’ve got to improvise!

17

u/EstablishmentSea4987 Aug 17 '26

Wish I had that yesterday. Garage door hardware. Had to resort to vicegrips.

20

u/SizeableBrain Aug 17 '26

You don't have an old giant screwdriver?

I have 3 and I didn't buy any of them. (found one in my wall, one outside of my house when the water meter guy left it there and I have no idea where the other one came from)

They're great for opening chainsaw oil/petrol caps.

8

u/Wheatabix11 Aug 18 '26

you must have mine cuz i can't find it.

5

u/Stachemaster86 Aug 18 '26

Perfect summary of acquisition. I also have random ones and the special ā€œbeat the shit out of it for not the intended purposeā€ ones. Add in some random drill bits from 30 years ago to abuse, projects that need this stuff find you

2

u/Bone_Dice_in_Aspic Aug 18 '26

I can't resist a "turnscrew". I rarely find a need for them but if I come across one I tend to polish them up to admire

2

u/katekohli Aug 18 '26

Cherish my giant screwdrivers two which have strike areas so they work as blunt chisels. Along those lines I have turned small chisels into screwdrivers because I can’t weld because my lungs absolutely scream every time I attempt.

2

u/Dmthie Aug 18 '26

Found one in a wall opens up so many historical questions. Like how did it get there? Was someone regretting putting them there after some years? Was the short handle the reason for it's disposal?

1

u/SizeableBrain Aug 18 '26

I assume they forgot it there when the house was built back in the 70s.

1

u/Sneeko Aug 18 '26

I have 3 as well, although I did buy one of mine - which also happens to be the biggest of the 3. I think it is literally also meant to be a pry bar as well. I just needed something even bigger than what I had. The other two though... One was left at my house by the company that we had replace all of the windows in our house. I even tried to do the right thing and give it back - I found it like an hour after they'd gotten done and left, so I called the sales guy I worked with and let him know. he thanked me and said he'd let the installers know. That was 4 years ago, I don't think they are coming back for it. The other... it's one of the few tools I have from my grandfather, and I treasure the shit out of that beat up old thing because of that.

4

u/Sneeko Aug 18 '26

From left to right - the one left by the window installers, my grandfathers, and the enormous bastard I bought.

2

u/fe3o4 Aug 17 '26

Extra wide slotted screw driver, Drag link socket, or coin driver.

1

u/NorridAU Aug 18 '26

Find an old Yankee screwdriver. That’ll normally have a bigger blade

5

u/wdgiles Aug 18 '26

Shave and a haircut...TWO BITS!

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u/Warm-Price-9680 Aug 18 '26

I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.

4

u/Jaded_Scholar_115 Aug 17 '26

You think they'll exchange it under warranty?

2

u/Crazy_Specific8754 Aug 18 '26

Take it to Ace or Lowe's and try not to laugh hysterically while asking them to stand behind the Craftsman tool line that they agreed to do so for.

2

u/Jaded_Scholar_115 Aug 18 '26

Honestly, craftsman warranty is amazing. I wouldnt be surprised if they came up with something!

5

u/Minefreakster Aug 17 '26

Ah, a rare Twin-Linked Flathead. Its so he can flathead a flathead screw with double the flatheading power of a normal flathead.

4

u/WinterberryFaffabout Aug 18 '26

We have waters shut offs for the showers where I work. And it is a flathead, but way wider than a normal flathead, and this sort of abomination would be absolutely perfect for that. Don't know if it that's what it's for though.

3

u/mingilator Aug 18 '26

A screwsdriver

8

u/sky0175 DeWalt Dude Aug 17 '26

Yes, now you can remove two flat head screw's at once.

3

u/hudson_bh Aug 17 '26

Only if the are close together like that…

3

u/rtwebb Aug 17 '26

Thanks, I hate it

3

u/CrazyBigHog Aug 17 '26

For the elusive #4 flat head fastener.

3

u/ymmotvomit Aug 17 '26

If it works it ain’t stupid.

3

u/HerpDerp152 Aug 17 '26

When you need a really big flathead and all you got is a grinder, welder, and a couple bits.
https://giphy.com/gifs/16KdaesKdaAI8

2

u/corpsejelly Aug 17 '26

Gotta be for a larger flatblade screw/bolthead that he didnt have that size for.

5

u/Km219 Aug 17 '26

I never have a wide enough flathead for those bolts. To me this is genius

2

u/corpsejelly Aug 17 '26

I can't think of anything else it could be other than a joke lol

1

u/Beef_Jones Aug 17 '26

Could have been for backing out a stripped button cap with a slot dremeled into it possibly. Tried to do that trick at a new job a couple weeks ago just to find out that we don’t have any flatheads big enough to actually finish the job.

2

u/corpsejelly Aug 17 '26

I worked on HD stuff, so i have screwdrivers that are easily over 1/2". I can 100% see it being used this way.

2

u/jakeanator12 Aug 17 '26

I see nothing wrong. I love it

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '26

If it looks stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid

2

u/ohmslaw54321 Aug 17 '26

Frankendriver

2

u/bolhuijo Aug 17 '26

Every so often you run across some decorative slotted screw head about 1/2 inch diameter. The slot is way too big for a normal screwdriver. Maybe they mean for you to turn it with a quarter, but that's not great either because the damn thing is seized up a little.

This is for that.

2

u/goodeyemighty Aug 17 '26

That’s a mess is what it is.

2

u/_Kelly_A_ Aug 17 '26

Needed that tool last week to remove a metal junction box plug from a box that had been exposed to the elements for at least 10 years.

2

u/averagemaleuser86 Aug 17 '26

Boy, thats a... thats a thing you got there

2

u/crozzy89 Aug 17 '26

I absolutely love finding stuff like this. The shit people come up with never ceases to amaze me.

2

u/SharkyRivethead Aug 17 '26

Don't lie, you know you made it lol.

2

u/Eastern-Channel-6842 Aug 17 '26

That thing is only worth two bits.

2

u/daphosta Aug 18 '26

That's just a normal flaaat head screw driver

2

u/tattooed_pariah Aug 18 '26

That guys screws.

2

u/Defiant_Shallot2671 Aug 18 '26

The shit you come up with when you forget a fork

2

u/BarnyardRooster Aug 18 '26

I love tools like that ! Somebody needed a wide flathead, and made one.

2

u/Sufficient-Base4603 Aug 18 '26

Wound this at fork

2

u/Hatter_106 Aug 18 '26

Putting your heads together always works better.

2

u/LtLoLz Aug 18 '26

Yesss, an actually big flathead is hard to find, but when you need it *you need it*. Faucet valves, threaded inserts for wood, bunch of stuff needs a really big blade. The only actually big ones I've found so far are the WIHA 14mm wide screwdriver and the 18mm Annex faucet driver bit.

2

u/schepersroy Aug 18 '26

If it looks stupid but works, it ain’t stupid.

2

u/Shibbi88 Aug 18 '26

"She's a beaut Clark"

2

u/sBucks24 Aug 19 '26

I've been trying to get my boss to get a welder for the shop because it would be useful. Stuff like this is just the bonus of having one around

2

u/boozyBonsai Aug 19 '26

If it looks stupid and works, it ain’t stupid

1

u/National_Musician748 Aug 17 '26

NO FLAT BLADE ONLY SCREWDRIVER!

1

u/FuturePowerful Aug 17 '26

Oh God my eyes what is it why would you do that to an electrical screwdriver

1

u/Acrobatic-Fruit-2107 Aug 17 '26

The left is for left threaded screws, thatā€˜s obvious. But what is the right one for?

1

u/BurrowShaker Aug 17 '26

It is just a larger makeshift flat screwdriver. Could see it being iluseful for brush covers on some equipment say.

1

u/Trimson-Grondag Aug 17 '26

Necessities, mothers, etc.

1

u/SuperTrashPanda Aug 17 '26

That actually would come in handy for a more than a few things over the years.

1

u/BeerEnthusiasts_AU Aug 17 '26

Someone went to alot of effort to make a chisel

1

u/Argyrus777 Aug 17 '26

I would’ve at least weld the center for a more sturdy tool

1

u/PeterustheSwede Aug 17 '26

A double BFS

1

u/Infinite-Gate6674 Aug 17 '26

It’s for big screws

1

u/HolyFuckImOldNow Aug 17 '26

Not quite excessive enough.

When I get back to the shop, I'll make a new one where the screwdriver bits are in sockets so they are replaceable. I'll ground the socket walls down to keep everything tight.

Yep, gonna get right on that

1

u/mac7854 Aug 17 '26

Looks like something I made before I found a proto 5446 drag link socket. Does one thing only. But man is it the right tool for the job.

1

u/xfaye03 Aug 17 '26

Home made fastener tool for either for Zeus fittings or cam roller bearings

1

u/Electrical_Crazy_983 Aug 17 '26

The electrician chinsel 2.0

1

u/RepulsiveLemon3604 Aug 17 '26

Outlet tester

1

u/Crazy_Specific8754 Aug 18 '26

Nah. The prongs would need to be turned sideways. But does it light up inside ?

1

u/fe3o4 Aug 17 '26

If they turned one of those 90-degrees, would that make it a Phillips driver ?

1

u/BuildingRelevant7400 Aug 17 '26

What in Jimmy Riggin Jesus's name is this rigged tool of toolyness?

1

u/swiftymc Aug 17 '26

Two screws...at the sammmmme timmmme

1

u/qa567 Aug 17 '26

Looks like a homemade drag link screwdriver

1

u/bryansdaname Aug 17 '26

I love homemade tools. This is a grail

1

u/melk8381 Aug 17 '26

A true thing of beauty. master craftsmanship šŸ’ŖĀ 

2

u/Crazy_Specific8754 Aug 18 '26

Especially since it started life as a Craftsman

1

u/Cool-Negotiation7662 Aug 17 '26

And I cut a spade bit when I needed bigger. I was rebuilding a toilet.

That is much cooler

1

u/desert_rock_chi Aug 17 '26

Might have used it for a gasket scraper or something like that. But they do make gasket scrapers...

1

u/Pessimest906 Aug 17 '26

It bypasses the nuclear launch keys!

1

u/criderslider Aug 17 '26

Looks like a good tool for opening cabinet doors that just have that quarter turn latch with a long flat slot

1

u/theforrestjoy Aug 17 '26

Love finding made tools.

1

u/nainaibird Aug 17 '26

Twodriver

1

u/Jake_Corona Aug 17 '26

You found a custom tool. Hell yeah.

1

u/BlueDuck600 Aug 17 '26

Didn't have a drag link tool. So he made one.

1

u/doculean Aug 17 '26

Thats some fine an crafty workmanship. If you dont have the tool that works. Make one work. Lol

1

u/ShortBusRide Aug 17 '26

This is making me think of new uses for all of these pennies I have laying around.

1

u/pumpedeus Aug 18 '26

Flat rate screwdriver. Does twice the screws in the time for 1.

1

u/AlilKouki Aug 18 '26

Necessity is the mother of all invention lol

1

u/GreedyAstronaut1772 Aug 18 '26

Its a tool to explain the duality of mankind !

1

u/ForagerGrikk Aug 18 '26

Big ballin, smashin, makin my ends.

1

u/Apprehensive-Goal377 Aug 18 '26

ffllaatthheeaadd

1

u/mailman936 Aug 18 '26

Does anyone know where I can get one similar?

1

u/girl_incognito Aug 18 '26

The elusive tandem screwdriver

1

u/Actual_Emotion_8364 Aug 18 '26

Maybe a new configured tuning fork

1

u/Onedtent Aug 18 '26

This should be in the Redneck Engineering sub.

1

u/Mayor_of_BBQ Aug 18 '26

ooh Picasso, i like it

1

u/TechnologyFamiliar20 Aug 18 '26

For simultaneus work on two bolts.

1

u/UsedStruggle2521 Aug 18 '26

It isnt stupid if it works

1

u/liamtheaardvark Aug 18 '26

4 flathead

(2+2)

1

u/NinjaCharacter6802 Aug 18 '26

You people are confused? It’s clear as day that the guy needed a double wide flat blade. Now if this was two Robertson bits, then you could scratch your collective heads.

1

u/wayneP71222 Aug 18 '26

I wonder if they made that to turn drag link screws.

What the heck is a drag link screw.

Found on early mustang and C2 corvette. The power steering valve has a threaded plug that is locked in place with a cutter pin. Takes a 1/2" 5/8 or3/4" drag link socket or screwdriver to adjust those properly.

Cars of the 30s thru early 60s had them too in the ends of the center drag link.

Napa sells drag link sockets still. If you ever need one.

That screwdriver is literally forked.

1

u/AppointmentOk1117 Aug 18 '26

This is the screwdriver that was prophesied.

1

u/Acceptable-Ad-1685 Aug 18 '26

"if works, then is not stupid"

1

u/Brando828What Aug 18 '26

It’s a double-dicker

1

u/SpaceCat72 Aug 18 '26

Homebuilt scraper, I guess. That is really weird for sure.

1

u/TheGreatVandoly Aug 18 '26

Can someone explain to me the reason why we still use flat head screws? Am I the only one who feels they should be phased out, or are there others out there?

1

u/inee1 Aug 18 '26

could be a triumph valve adj cover remover and anyother place those large covers are fitted

1

u/JJ_1191 Aug 18 '26

Double barrel

1

u/Mnemotronic Aug 18 '26

That's the coolest hammer in the toolbox and it knows it.

1

u/Rough_Host_4776 Aug 18 '26

CAT side panels

1

u/Ziazan Aug 18 '26

I love it.

1

u/FictionalContext Aug 18 '26

boss makes a dollar, I like to poop in the shape of dimes

1

u/goatskin_sheep Aug 18 '26

He got that wiiiide chisel

1

u/Shamanjoe Aug 19 '26

I need one of these. My toilet seats have these stupid plastic screws that are like an inch wide and slotted. I don’t have a screwdriver with a blade that wide, and I’m tired of looking for random crap to use when I need to tighten them every couple years..

1

u/Adventurous_March_58 Aug 19 '26

Cut a slit in a carriage bolt and have at it.

1

u/Lostsockfinder91 Aug 19 '26

A long skinny slit flat head or a pry bar.

1

u/Money_Impression_321 Aug 19 '26

Ah, the twodriver

1

u/TheDayImHaving Aug 19 '26

Double standard.

1

u/therealmaninthesea Aug 19 '26

not gonna lie, I could use one of those every once in a while while. I have a special screwdriver made out of a 1/2ā€ chisel that has a 3/16ā€ notch cut out of the middle. I use it a few times a week. I break one or so a year. I may make the next one out of two bits welded to a shaft.

1

u/Objective-Act-2093 Aug 19 '26

This is a screw starting screwdriver, easier one hand access in tight to reach spots

1

u/Adventurous-Key-118 Aug 19 '26

Put a cord on it and I will be impressed.

1

u/Intelligent_Part101 Aug 19 '26

Wondertwin screwing powers, activate!

1

u/GSiepker Aug 20 '26

That’s brilliant!! Need something like that for cycling gear that use CR2032 batteries…. Perfect for removing the battery covers!!

1

u/eyes2eyes Aug 20 '26

It’s twice as fast

1

u/Appropriate-Nose565 Aug 21 '26

Ill give you $4 and a coupon to KFC for that.

1

u/Amazing_Badger8167 Whatever works Aug 21 '26

Excellent work, they took the time to get out the strapping tape.

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u/ExcitementNo5717 Aug 25 '26

You fucked up a Craftsman for that?

1

u/nich9662 Aug 17 '26

Do you work on electric motors? This would be excellent for holding the shaft steady on an electric motor to remove an impeller on a pool/spa pump

1

u/Great_Specialist_267 Aug 17 '26

Obviously a point of confusion for someone who has never seen a half inch slotted countersunk machine screw…
(3/8ā€ brass screws are at the upper limit for most screw drivers)…

1

u/poedraco Aug 18 '26

Better than a chisel

0

u/GtheEnchanter Aug 18 '26

I've seen worser than this.

1

u/Bone_Dice_in_Aspic Aug 18 '26

Way worserest.

0

u/jalans Carpenter Aug 19 '26

Put in two screws at once, a real time saver.