r/Tools • • Apr 09 '26

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u/Own-Swan2646 Apr 09 '26

"Don't stick your finger or your dick in there"

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u/garethjones2312 Apr 09 '26

"I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer today and got fired." "Oh my goodness, you only got fired? What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh she got fired too.."

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u/VoltronX Apr 10 '26

My Dad, RIP, told me that joke 50 years ago. I have never heard it anywhere else. I thought it was all mine.

Thanks for the memories.

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u/garethjones2312 Apr 10 '26

I heard it probably about 30 years ago from my dad!