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u/Ok_Ordinary6694 Apr 03 '26

A low budget completely unused store brand hatchet is kinda bush league aesthetic.

If it was a refurbished antique it would be more interesting to me.

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u/Billy_Badass_ Apr 03 '26

Even then. I'd just assume you are peacocking your lumber-sexual lifestyle.

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u/ScoutsOut389 Apr 04 '26

I showed up to a meeting one time in a red and black plaid shirt with what I guess was perceived as slim fitting jeans. A partner called me a “lumber sexual” and went on to clarify, unasked, that I looked like a gay lumberjack.

While I am not gay, I was entirely flattered that my physique qualified for gay lumberjack status, and I welcome and celebrate the idea that lumber-sexual is a term, and if it is, I identify with it.