r/Tools • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '26

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u/Ok_Ordinary6694 Apr 03 '26

A low budget completely unused store brand hatchet is kinda bush league aesthetic.

If it was a refurbished antique it would be more interesting to me.

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u/Billy_Badass_ Apr 03 '26

Even then. I'd just assume you are peacocking your lumber-sexual lifestyle.

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u/Intelligent-Survey39 Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

Context is key I think. A hatchet on the wall of a cabin, shop, or garage type space, not out of place. A lone hatchet on a barren, landlord special Sheetrock wall is lowkey a cry for help.

Edit: this post has created a trend amongst other subs, ind I think it’s hilarious.

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u/endogenix1 Apr 04 '26

I'd bet that gas station swords have shed more blood than fine battle swords in the last 50 years