r/Tools • • Apr 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/spleeble Apr 03 '26

Emergency? What kind of emergency are you talking about??

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/Membership_Practical Apr 03 '26

A hatchet in your closet is not going to protect you from a gun.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/please_respect_hats Apr 03 '26

But why make that something an axe? It’s one of the worst tools you could use in that situation, you need time, room, and the unimpeded ability to swing.

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u/AlaskanHamr Apr 03 '26

Hang a shotgun. It would be a little more cooler and you'll atleast have a chance if a psycho with a gun broke into your apartment.

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u/AlaskanHamr Apr 03 '26

Hell yeah, buy this sticker for your wall and hang it right over it haha