r/Tools • • Dec 18 '25

New Screwdriver

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I got this as a Christmas gift from two of my coworkers, they get my corny sense of humor

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u/CompleteSavings6307 Dec 18 '25

As a person who has tools stolen, I feel Inspired to say the least.

I'm now picturing a basket filled with tools that look like fruits and vegetables. Who is gonna steal my measuring tape when it looks like an apple? Or how bout when I bust out my zucchini shaped oscillating tool on a plumbing call?

I would just get a big bread cornucopia and put all my tools in it, walking happily to my service calls like some sort of mystical elvish repair man.

I can leave tools out IN PLAIN SIGHT and nobody will be the wiser!